So kaedahnya weols ventured to a new gay scene in London (well, new in our eyes because weols never stepped our foot there) i.e in Vauxhall. Okey, perhaps, we've been to Chariots Vauxhall sawana yang besar dan luass ittew but that's about it.
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The pub we went to i.e the Vauxhall Tavern is just a walking distance from Vauxhall Underground Station. Tu pun sebenornya weols berani beranikan diri nak jejak kaki ke Brixton area dulu, bleyy?? Sedangkan hakikatnya Brixton area tu sangatlah menakutkan. Kalau siang siang pun dah ada upacara tembak menembak kat situ, apatah lagi malam hari?? Tapi mujurlah pub yang weols nak kunjungi ittew ala ala macam tanak bukak jah..so sebab tulah weols beredar ke Vauxhall.
Di Vauxhall Tavern pub ittew nak masuk kena bayar £5.00 rasanya lagipun diorang ada show komedi ke apa ntah. But okey why not lah kan....
So mak pun survey survey lah jejantan kat dalam tu; ramai jugak yang kendieww tapi seperti biasalah ratio hat kendieww dengan hat hazzab ala ala 1:6 voley?? :P Tapi mak tak kisah nyah sebab pub ni bukan pub cruising; ni pub entertainment kaedahnya!
Masa mak dok berdiri pose pose control ittew, mak terpasan ada sorang jantan ni (dia sat down with his two other friends) dok pandang kat mak. Dia pulak duduknya kat belakang sikit daripada mak. Mak memula hengat dia pandang kat DJ ke apa tapi lepas beberapa kali pandang, memang dia pandang kat mak uols... mak truss laa apa lagi pose pose mendada (leyyy gitu?) sambil pose pose ala menonggeng sket skett hehehehe.... ye lah, nak nak dia pun hensem jugak orangnya. Tu yang mak teruja yaamat tu! Avang pulak di mana? Dia biarkan aje mak dok nak berchuranz ngan jantan ni..dia survey dari jauh jah.. ntah ntah dia pun dok tengah usha jantan lain hoh?
Lepas dok lama main main mata lempar lempar senyum tu, dia pun mula mendekati mak. Aiyyooo cute nyer. Terus we both perkenalkan diri memasing. Nama dia Matt dan memang dok di London pun. Masa ni memang mata dia acapkali dok tertumpu ke arah lurah dendam mak (dek kerna baju Sitges tu laa..hat yang ado V neck shape tu). Pegang pegang, borak borak..masa ni dia belum hui lagi mak dosi berpunya. Senyumannya memang mencairkan mak uolss... dia ni pulak berulang kali ala ala cakap kat mak "You're so bad"...kununnya! walhal suka yaamat tu!
"I like you top" "You look so sexy tonight" were some of the few things he said about me that night... maaflah kalau ada unsur unsur masuk bankul angkat sendiri tapi itulah hakikatnya! **tatawlah apa yang seksinya..seksa sebenornya sebab baru abis melantak kat hotel tadi! Hiks...
Tapi kan, mak tanak lah bit around the bush so mak tak lama lepas weols dok flirting heavily ittew, mak cakap kat dia "I am with my boyfriend..he's over there". That's it..after that, it's very different he evn thought that me flirting with him while at the same time I already have a boyfriend is a "weird" thing. For some people I guess it is lah! Not to us!
Having said that, we did kissed and snogged while watching lite-lite show malam ittew... bibirnya hmm lemak madu sekals, boley?
Tapi gitulah, in the end it lead to nothing sebab dia tak habis habis paranoid fasal Avang.. last last dia gi joined his friends back for chit chat... I nearly got his facebook address at least..well, I said nearly..
AND did not even have time to take photo with him either!! **sentapz!
So, there - I have been dumped there! Sedeyyy nyah!
Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea noh kata orang....
AND it was..his loss was other's gain (gittew statement berani mati mak, leyy???)....
We then proceeded to this crusing bar in the area (mak tanak cakap bar hat yang mana kang takut nanti ramai pulak hadek hadek berderu datang nak cilok portal baru mak, leyy??? Hahahahahah matilaa tamak haloba!).
Nak masuk memang kena bayar tapi takdelah cikhal, uols..murs murs jah! Memang besar juga ruang pub ittew...dan near to the entrace door, siap ado cruising area yang agak gelap gelap skettt (but uols can still see lah sapa yang kuar masuk!).
To shorten the story, jantan pertama yang mak dapat ialah sorang abang tinggi lampai pakai baju putih with blue jeans. Memula dia macam nak tanak ngan mak tapi lepas nampak mak sekali dua kuar masuk tempat tu, dia mula berani. Lemang dia memang enak dinyonyot persis siput sedut hiks..... lama jugaklah kot weols saling menyonyot antara satu sama lain tu until came the time when he needed a bit of break. Sentapz jugak sebab mak masih kedaungan masa tu!
TAPI the best and horniest catch of the night was this guy - I did not even realise he's around until I saw him just standing near the cruising area. Tengah survey survey kot sapa dok melachor kat sittew. mak memang merembess tengok dia pun - tinggi, muda trang tang tang, fit body (with nice Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt) and just a cool looking guy.
Mak buat buat nampak tak nampak dia uols kununnya malmalkuch lah ni; tanak nampak desperate, konon!
Walhal dalam hati dup dap dup dap dah!
So mak beralih ke arah satu sudut di tempat cruisy ittew. Tak di sangka sangka matanya asik memerhatikan mak..from where I initially stood, to the place where I finally sitting down. Mak pun dosi makin merembssss....
Tetiba "kawan" dia (maybe boifren kot) dok berbors bors ngan dia sesambil masih pandang kat mak nih. "kawan" dia pun boleh tahan kendieww jugak nih..aiyyooo **matilaaa banjir merembesan!
Bila "kawan" dia beredar, dia masih berdiri di situ sambil memerhatikan mak dalam samar samar ittew. mak semakin berani dan perlahan lahan menghampiri dia. We both smiled at each other...waduhh cairrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Then tak semena mena, our bodies met... and the rest was history. Ciumannya memang manis sekali...tangan dia memang macam tak sabar sabar nak meraba raba lurah dendam mak ittew..hiks...
Mak pun apa lagi, bukak zipnya dan terus mencikloi. Lemang dia ad-dinchlah garganz; just nice uols..tapi berbaloi lah, he's a fucking hunk!
Sesambil mak mencikloi sambil mencangkung ittew, tangan dia tetaplah menggapai gapai lurah dendam mak dan celah celah ciktot mak.... gegeh kaedahnya hoh?
Dah lama mencikloi, dia pun tetiba ambik sesuatu from his pocket dan mula sapukan kat lemang dia (masa ni mak dosi membelakangi dia) dan juga sapukan kat LJ mak. Haiyyooo dah nak mulakan menutjubs mak tanpa cikdom kah? Truss mak bisik kat dia "Condom please" which then he said "Yes".
Tapi tetiba dia tonggengkan mak dan terus nak menusukkan keris pahlawannya ittew ke dalam LJ mak. Mak gusar..tanpa cikdom kah?? Terus mak cakap balik "Condom please!" Sambil pegang cikdom yang tersedia ada dalam poket mak dari awal tadi.
He then said "I already wore a condom! It's good to be very safe though"
Alahai...bila mak pegang lemang dia, memang dosi pasangkan cikdom pun! Ala ala ultra-thin condom kot hoh????
Anyway, that's it..after that, truss lah dia mutjubs mak dengan rakus sekals... kuat jugak dia ni mengerang negrang (mak pun apa lah lagi!).
Tetiba "kawan" dia tadi tu muncul dan berdiri depan mak (masa ni mak tengah berpaut pada satu kerusi kat situ sambil kena tutjubs) dan mula kuarkan lemang yang dosi sedia mencanak ittew...wah wahhhh mak dapat spit-roast uols..makan besar mak malam ittew! Lemang "kawan" dia memang gargans!!! Ohh mak skerzz!
Tapi dinch lama actually mak mencikloi lemang "kawan" dia sambil ditutjubs oleh jantan hunky ittew.... he then just left us alone pergi ke tempat lain.
Jantan hunky yang tengah tutjubs mak ni pulak a few minutes after that dah tak boleh nak pendamkan lagi keinginannya untuk cikcut... truss dia cikcut sambil mengerang dengan keras sekals. Aiyyooo mak sker nyah, jantan cenggini! **merembsssssssssssss
Lepas habis tutjubs mak, dia commolot balik ngan mak..aiyyooo can I have your number please??? Hahaha matila mak perasan..ad-dinchlah; mak dinch tanya pun!
(Actually masa dia cakap kata dia dosi pakai cikdom tuh, mak pasan dia ado Irish accent sket sket..Irish kot hoh???)
When I went to the toilet after that, he stood there at the bar and smiled at me...by the time mak kuar dari toilet, dia dosi kuar pub ittew ngan "kawan2 dia tadi...hmm melepaslah nak merasa lagi lemang dan body fit dia!
Anyway, lepas tu mak dapat lagi satu lemang and he's not bad..tapi takdelah se-hunky yang tutjubs mak tuh **matilaa masih merembesss nieh!
Dan mak pun akhirnya cikcut jua..**ops!
Hmmm...so gitulah, dalam satu malam - mak kena dumped and also kena tutjubs bertubi tubi (with a bit of spit-roasting for a bit too!!).
Not bad for a night out in a fairly new area for us, eh???
(We both went back to the hotel room finally at 3.30am that morning....letih uols!!! Letih apa tataw???? **matilaa pura pura ineseng!)
Sah sah lepas nih mak dan Avang akan ke sana lagi nak melachor! **ops!
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