Monday, March 31, 2008

Antwerpen's Hot Night

Saturday afternoon - we're off to the continent via Eurotunnel with one thing on our mind - cikcuranz!

First stop - Antwerp (Belgium) and as soon as we settled at our hotel, we walked to the bars near the Centraal Station and had a few drinks there before heading off to our final destination, Rubz.

Actually malam tu jugak mak terserempak dengan skendel mak the last time mak kat bandar inniew. Weols cuma said hi sahajork. Hengatkan nanti terserempak lagilah kat Rubz ittew tapi till the end ad-dinch piula kelibat dia kat sittew.

AMARAN: Cerita berbaur seksual melampau seorang Melayu Terlampau. Takyah baca kalau tak suka!

Takpalah mak pun dinch kisah pun sebab at least mak dapat jugak 4 lelemang di sittew. One of which skendel mak jugak **ops! Cara dia sama sahaja - stood near me, fondled me (alahai mak pun rabs dia jugak!) and brought me to the private cubicle nearby. Memanglah dia ni punyer lemang besar gedabak **tu yang buat mak merembsss! Memula as usuallah bukak baju bagai (memang kat tempat tuh panas yaamat..ni belum lagi Summer nih uols!) - mak cikloi sambil mencangkung and then he jils LJ mak pun sambil mencangkung. Not at the same time lah... not possible - it's a small room!

Masa dia dok jils LJ mak tuh, sempat dia sapukan KY gel kat lemang dia (mak sempat dok merabs lagi tu hah!)..mak dosi rasa dos, dia ni nak tutjubs mak tanpa cikdom nih! Menakutkan!

Memang pun, bila dia soh mak berdiri membelakangi dia, dia truss menusuk mak, uols! Mak terpaksa paksa dia na cikdom. Nak tak nak, dia pun menyerah kalah jugak.. ye lah, kalau nak sangat mak, kenalah ikut perintah, hoh?? :P **matilaa Mistress Dominatrix!

Mujurlah mak bawak bekal cikdom. Huh kalau idak, jenuhlah nak turun ke tingkat bawah and then mintak cikdom kat barman kat bar area tuh, noh???

Memang bergegar gegarlah bilik kecik ittew dek kerna tusukan demi tusukan si dia nih..tapi mak pasrah sebab lemang dia sedap! Hiks.... namun gegaran ittew dinch boleh mengalahkan orang lain yang also dok tengah kena tutjubs in another room, leyy??? Sampai voley rasa gegaran dinding tu... mati keraslah kawan tuh LJ kena tujah! Mesti pastuh dinch boleh berjalan! Kalau jalan pun mengangkang!

He at last cum and yang sedapnya boleh rasa pancutan ganas dia tu walaupun dalam cikdom.... memang hot gilbabs!

Actually before that mak dapat jugak tiga lemang lain..yang first tu memang mak dah nampak dia kat area bar and he looked at me as well. Tapi bila dah masuk satu bilik ni ngan dia, weols just mencikloi jah...rupanya dia ni pun bottom! Tu pun pada firasat maklah..oh well, mak dinch kisah noks...lemang dia besar!

Yang hat kedua pulak very der cautious fasal penyakit berjangkit ni sampai masa nak cikloi pun letak cikdom. Memula mak hengat dia nak soh mak tutjubs dia. Tapi rupanya dia nak cikloi mak, leyy??? Eloklah tu conscious bebenor tapi rasa taste lain lah pulak bila dosi letak cikdom nih! Tapi dia cikcut masa dok asyik jils LJ mak pulak. Aikkk tadi conscious sangat..alih alih jils LJ takpa pulak???? Anyway lepas abis tu, dia sempat pesan kat mak "Please be safe". Tu diah..sujudsssssss. Menteri Kesihatan yaamat!

Yang ketiga tu ala ala Master pulak. Siap tanya mak kalau mak skerr "torture", leyy??? Ni sah sah kalau mak kata "YES", trusss dia nak handcuff mak bagai noh?? Ishh takutlaa manalah tahu kot kot tetiba terjerut leher dengan tali ke hapa ke...mampos mak! Mati katak kering je lah!

Anyway uols, as usual, no photos ler...it's a cruising place and it's not really the place to memandai jah snap snap photos. Kena hati hati gak, kang kena marah pulak!

So, mak persembahkan gegambar kat bawah inniew.. siap ada naga pulak kat Antwerp nih, uols!




Sapa tataw berjaya tangkap naga ni dan letak depan depan Centraal Station Antwerp inniew??? Siap kena ikat lagi tu hah!



Kan...takde gambar molot tengah nganga luas nak melolo lemang pun, biorlah..at least ada gambar naga ni tengah bukak mulut luas luas!

p/s I am not sure what's happened to Sherita's blog Notasi ittew but for some reason chat box ittew si Sheri dosi deletekan from the blog. AND there's a few words she put there for those who seemed to me to be the lalatz or anjing yang suka menyalak.

If this is true, may I say to those lalatz to stay away from blogs like Sherita and others (including mine lah). Takyah bazir bazir tenaga nak mengutuk mengeji bagai.. we are who we are and you can't stop us from being who we are. So we enjoy sexual relations of the same sex, so what??? It's not your bloody arse yang kena tujah nor your mouth yang mencikloi lelemang ittew!

Mak haraplah Sheri akan terus berazam nak bukak blog dia - let's meriahkan balik dunia blogging ni, uols.... dahlah blog Imah pun dah lama dah "arwah"..si Ginger pun bersawang dah! **ops!

Oh ye...happy April Fool.... yeah right...I always say this to myself - I hate April Fool and FOOLS!!! :P Teringat lagi peristiwa di zaman persekolahan asrama mak..ada yang sampai basah dek kena simbah ngan air sejuk from baldi kat balkoni kat atas tu while walking.... ntah apa apa ntah!. Yang kena baling ngan telur pun ado...ni lagi satu bahalol... membazirkan makanan jah!

Let me tell you about Mariah...

Mariah Carey can:
Wear sunglasses at night...
Find friends that are even bigger Divas then herself...
Shop at any designer store, at anytime, all over the world...
Make belief that a bikini is actually a genuine form of attire...
Walk her dog wearing designer sunglasses, heels and Herve Leger dresses...
Show no modesty when it comes to bragging about her wardrobe size. Unlike other celebs she feels free to state that she has about "1000 pairs of designer shoes".

Rihanna Kids Choice Awards

While most of the female celebs who choice to play it on the safe side, Rihanna rocked all out as she attended the Kids Choice awards. Cutesy polka dot top, jodhpurs, sky high heels and lashings of colour on her lips and nails made her look the part...love it!

West Of Kanye

Kayne's girl, Alexis Phifer, demonstrates to all that beads don't mean boho, as she donned layers of fluro necklaces at the Paris Fall 2008-2009 shows!

Clooney Likes His girls "Classy"

Wow! George Clooney sure knows how to pick em! One of the most desired bachelors of our time, has landed himself one of the most sexually available girls out there.
Scandalous photos of Clooney's girl, Sarah Larson have surface all over the internet. Larson, 29, apparently gets paid to attend parties as a high class call girl, in other words-act like a slut. Photo's include her posing expictilly, licking other girls behinds, making love in public...and the list goes on.To make it worse, these photos were only taken late last year, when she was already dating with George. She's even wearing a dress George bought for her in the photo where she's up against the wall with some strange man wrapped between her legs. It doesn't look like much "acting" is going on in these pictures. Poor Clooney...will he ever get married?

It Must Be Love

Party of Five and Ghost Whisperer star, Jennifer Love Hewitt, is certainly in love with her new Prada Fantasy Fairy bag. She's even got herself a wallet to match!

Miss Hewitt has been seen toting around the bag nonstop ever since it reached her possession, and who could blame her?
The gorgeous eclectic designs which still feature on the Prada Website, have caught the eye of many including quirky actress Tilda Swinton. And if counterfeit website are anything to go by, this bag is certain to become a hit!

Shopping never looked so good

Victoria Beckham is officially to glamorous for me. She has reached untouchable status in my books, with her incomparably polished outfits, slick hair and celebrity BFF's.

She is one of the few women in Hollywood that can get away with being completely dolled up to bambi foot around her favourite designer boutiques donning oversized sunglasses, from her superb eyewear line and carrying a covetable Hermes Kelly Longue bag.

Let whats said, be said...Victoria Beckham is still my girl...

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Belgium 4 - France 7

Tu diah..ala ala Pestabola Merdeka pulak noh??? Ad-dinch!!!

Perluker mak huraikan lelebey??? Dinch ,kan?? Fefahamlah..**hiks....

Ha-ah mak baru pulang dari "lawatan muhibbah" ke Antwerp (Belgium) & Lille (France) in just one day and night...... yes, saksikan sekals "pestabola" ittew dan turt serta sekals, leyy githoo???



Tengoklah apa dah jadik ngan bibir Melayu Terlampau inniew setelah berpestabola sakan di sana!!!! Lebam! ***Buat apa tataw kat pestabola tu sampai lebam cenggini????***kununnya.....



Ni sapa plak ni tetiba jah nak chat-up dengan Melayu Terlampau ittew di dalam locker room kat "padang pestabola" ittew...... ***mencik lah camera phone mak....gelap!!!!

Dah lah tu..nanti mak update lagi...hat yang trip trip lepas pun belum ter-update lagi...matilaa Aishah!!!!

Duiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

p/s Mak nak welcome back Sherita Richard Aziz's blog yang baru hidup balik daripada "alam barzakh" hiks...semoga lepas ni makin meletopzz letopzzz karya uols!!!!! *HUGS*

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex

Terkojut mak & Avang dua malam lepas sebab dok layan tengok sebuah dokumentari kat Channel 5 at 11.10pm yang diberi nama: A Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex.

Yang terkejut tu bukan apa tapi sebab dengan selamba badaknya mereka tunjuk konek konek tegang dalam TV (it's not allowed kat TV UK ni tunjuk batang lemang tegang uols..kalau hat yang flaccid flaccid tu bolehlah jugak tapi kena lepas watershed time lah i.e after 9.00pm). Not just that, this program also showed three guys (2 of them very fit) got their erect cocks measured up (one of them was 6.5 inches and he's fucking hot as well!) and they were asked to try to use three methods of penis enlargement.

The hot guy who has 6.5 inches cock used the cream called Enlargo (or something) and dengan selamba badaknya TV dok tunjuk dia dok urut lemang dia kat situ jugak! **merembsss!!!! (rasa rasa tang tu jugak mak nak tolong dia urutkan lemangnya yang chanteque ittew...oops!)

The other fit guy was asked to use a penis pump (he has 5.5 inches cock - hot as hell as well).

Another guy (not fit) was asked to use somesort of device...dunno how to describe it..

Surprisingly after three months using those methods, two of the devices worked!

Actuallt the cream worked, uols! The guy with 6.5 inches had managed to extend his length to 7.5 inches!!! Mrasa!!! **pengsan truss! (tu pun dok tunjuk lagi tu diorang dok guna measure tape bagai masa lemang tuh mencanak canak, leyy???). The pump pun apparently worked as well.. dari 5.5 inches jadik 6.5 inches! **pheww what a scorcher!

Also dokumentari inniew tunjuk sorang cikki dengan selamba badaknya dok bercakap fasal dia masturbate dan also tun juk dia pun dok masturbate guna cermin bagai..haiyyooo perlukah??? :P

The most shocking thing was they showed how this straight couple having sex - oh yes, very graphic uols! Dipasangkan mini-camera at the base of the man's cock and also a mini camera inside this woman's vagina. So you could see the sex act sorong keluar masuk tu lah... **merembsss sebab jantan ittew hot as hell!

Yang faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaling shocking was when they showed the moment when the guy finally ejaculated his semen inside the girl's vagina...oh my God! Never before we seen such thing on UK TV!!!! ***pengsan trusss!!!!





Motiff ada gambar chimpanzees dok bertutjubans??? Actually they said that doggy style is the best position for those who have small manhoods. Ala ala kemasukan dalam secara maksima kot hoh??? Mrasa!!!


Tu diah..dok tunjuk erni kuar dengan banyaknya..hiks. Tu jantan tu nak guna "penis pump" tu hah...merembssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

The show (8 episodes in total) is shown on Channel 5 every Thursday at 11.10pm.


p/s next week nyer episod katanya nak tunjuk cara cara membantu pasangan (janz) uols daripada menghadapi premature ejaculation. Mrasa aksi lemang mencanak lagi lah jawabnya!!!!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Yorkshire Trip (Part 4): Guess The Dessert

On our last day up North, weols went to York Museum (kena bayar uols..hengatkan se-free National Rail Museum ittew). Avanglah yang nak ajak sangat weols masuk...tengok British heritage kat dalam tuh especially during Victorian era dan sebagainya...

Oh sebelum mak paparkan gegambar, meh kita tengok gegambar kat bawah inniew....




Mrasa.... one of the posters on display hat yang jaman dolu dolu.... sexist noh??? Asal jah nama bini (especially hat yang baru kawin tu), truss nak dibaginya vacuum cleaner kaedahnya.... kau ado berani nak buat cenggini kat fomfuens zaman sekarang?? Nak kena terajang????

GAY new colours katanya..... ntah apa yang gay tatawlah pulak!




Hah..inniewlah dessert yang weols sempat sediakan semasa beristirehat selepas penat tawaf keliling muzium tersebut.

Yang mak nak tanya uols...sapa buleh teka apa yang weols gunakan untuk dessert inniew? Teka sekals nama dessert nyer, pls!

Sapa dapat jawab buleh dapat merasa dessert inniew disediakan courtesy of Chef Sundelz, Chef Eleezabeth and Chef KB mak hiks.....

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Yorkshire Trip (Part 3) - Let it Snow! Let it Snow!

The next day after sessi makan makan melantak ayam korma nasi minyak si Makji Eton dan sessi brok brek si Makji ngan KB mak sampai lewat malam (sambil burn CD CD Melayu mak.... nak buat bisnes kah noks??? Hiks...), weols planned to go deep into Yorkshire Dales of Wensleydale & Swaledale. Ada sungai kat sittew nama dia Ure River leyy??? Bunyik macam Ur-ine jah...memacam nama pelik peliklah omputih nih....

Anyway, the journey took around 2.5 hours from Humberside and we had such a lovely journey dengan kiri kanan pemandangan penuh dengan bukit bakau yang diliputi salji.





Terimakasih daun keladi kepada Avang yang membawa weols ke Wensleydale of Yorkshire Dales, utara UK inniew. Sebenornya nak gi bandar kecil bernama Hawes tapi en-route, weols singgah di Castle Bolton inniew. Ala ala runtuhan juga tapi indah sangat especially dikelilingi oleh bukit bakau Yorkshire Dales ittew.

Nak masuk kena bayar. Avang lah yang bayarkan weols semua..thanks bang oi! Tanak bayar weols masuk sawana sekals kah?? **matilaa tetiba!




Sorang nak jadik firaun (tapi firaun baik hatilah, leyy??) sorang lagi nak jadik Cleopatra kot.... jangan jadi Klawarpatah udahler.....

Yang ni on top of the Castle Bolton tower....




Kau berani pose pose lentuq cekak pinggang dinch pakai winter jacket bagai in the middle of snow yang putih melepak ittew??? Ado??? Non-ado!!! Braving the winter cold kaedahnya.... hiks..mrasa veranganz ala ala puteri kayangan baru turun dari langit **matilaaaa Kerajaan Langit Ayah Pin! Matilaa tetiba!




Ni tengah snappy gambar jantan tak pakai baju kah??? Begitu sekals gaya hambek gambar noh???

Ni kat dalam Castle Bolton. Masa ni pun dah start dah snow sikit sikit.....



Kannn..... World's Next Top Model posing dalam seno gitu.... sejuk sangat mak pun dinch berani nak pose pose tak pakai jeket! Tapi hat sorang tu tetaplah kan pose pose ayu ala ala tutup kemaluan..*ops!

Hat yang ni weols berenti kat puncak mana ntah on Wensleydale lah ni on the way to Hawes from Castle Bolton.



Yang sorang ni pulak orang lain dok sibuk nak jadik supermodel, dia busy snappy gambar surrounding area. Ye lah, bukan selalu boleh datang area sini kan?

Last last sampai jugak weols di Hawes and what a shock..it's snowing absolutely heavily!

Laaaagi shocking ialah gambar kat bawah nih....



Kannn... ada sapa berani mati makan aiskrim dalam snow??? Ado??? Non-ado! **sujudssssssssss!!!

p/s Deseperate Housewives Season 4 baru jah started last night kat UK TV (Channel4)..mak girangssss!!!!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Yorkshire Trip (Part 2) - Makji Eton The Domestic Goddess

Meh mak nak bercerits skett fasal KB weols yang dok nun jauh kat utara sana nuh. Seingat mak dia mula kenal mak pun melalui blog usang mak inniew dua tahun dos kot? Ntah mak pun lupa... tapi dosi beberapa kali weols dok ber-emel dan ber-mengomen bagai dalam blog etc tuh, tak jugak jumpa jumpa si Goddess nih.

Hat yang sempat jumpa dia mula mula ialah si Coco Chanel, Hjh Esah, Bella dan sebagainya. Mak jugak yang dinch jumpa jumpa si Goddess inniew. Bila bertemu last year kat perayaan 50 tahun kemerdekaan Malaysia, memang seronoklah kan walaupun sekejap jah. Memang peramah yaamat orangnyer.

Dah sampai ke umah (er..silap, istana) nyer di Utara sana, bertambah tambah lagilah peramahnya...hostess with the mostest yaamat!

Thx ever so much for your hospitality...resipi paprik daging tu akan mak try nanti, nah?

Hat yang eksesais memasak tiap tiap hari ialah noks..hat yang eksesais perut melantak hari hari ialah weols tapi yang juara tetaplah mak, kan??? Hiks.... **matilaa siri terburai abdomenkieww




Goddess in the kitchen... lihatlah dan pandanglah jari jemarinyer yang lentiques melentiques ittew..... tiap tiap hari sental guna cillitbang kot hoh? :P

**ni tengah sediakan senwic tuna untuk weols. Makanan sempoi pun leyy jadik sedap...mejik noh? Taruk krim tu mayonis kan, bukan krim abang abang Slovakia/ Polish tepi rumah tu kan?? ***pengsan!





Tengok tu dengan jejari melentiksnyer boleh lagi nak potong carrot like that...jantan sangat! **ops!




Dialah tukang jaga arnab montok si Billy - mak nak satu lah nyah rabbit cenggini..cute yaamat! Tapi nak kena pastikan ciknab pun cik gayah jua..**ops!




Dinch sangka, dia pun tolong jaga anak kambing biri biri yang chanteque inniew..... ramainya anak awak! :P




Mak naik flight gi Nigeria dulu naaaa?????? **lariiiiiiiiii

Monday, March 24, 2008

Yortkshire Trip (Part 1)

Dah mula dah ber-part part nih.... yang India Trip tu pun dinch habis lagi. Oh well... biasalah kan, kalau hidup inniew busy senantiasa...:P

So last night KB mak ittew dosi pulang ke Malaysia membawa seribu kenangan indah (seribu sahajork kah?). Weols gonna miss him and I am sure Makji Eton Melanton pun sama, kan? Was nice having you with us here for 9 days!

Hari Jumaat awal awal pagi lagi weols dosi bertolak ke utara UK nun. First stiop was Birmingham sebab nak jumpa si AJ anak tiri omak ittew kerna mak nak kirimkan salam kedaung dan sayang si Edan kepadanyierrrrr :P Ad-dinch lah! Avang tu hah nak bagi duit skett kat si AJ tu... hmmm baik betul hati Avang ni, anak dah kerja pun tetaplah nak bagi duit bagai.

Anyway, from there, weols truss ke York untuk melawat National Railway Museum. Tak sangka pulak nak masuk dinch perlu bayar fee pun and I must admit, the museum was huge (apparently the largest rail museum in the world katanya) and good! Ye lah, dah free, sapa tak suka kan??? :P




Antara gegambar yang mak snappy kat muzium ittew..... some of the train station names scattered all over UK> mak skerr hat yang macam ni....



Motiff tetiba gambar ganesh tengah berdiri dok jaga umah seorang permaisuri di utara sana? patutlah hari tu dia cakap dia tahu ada lagi tempat kat mana patung ganesh ada yang berdiri cenggini. Makan hati mak sebab Ganesh dia (dia panggey Ganapathi, leyy?) slim nyelim gittew macam tuan dia jugak!

So lepas puas melawat National Rail Museum & York Minster (cuaca siap dengan snow, hail, sunny bagai on the very same day!), weols truss drive ke umah si Hajah Eton Melanton ittew. Mujur Avang ni kaki driving orangnya kalau idak tak tahulah...jauh gila sebab kena drive Birmingham dulu, pastuh York pastuh baru Hull nih. Mahunya lima jam lebih kot?



Tukang masak pun mata terbeliak! Nyah, memang sedap masakan uols..khelass!

Ayam korma dan nasik minyak...with sayur goreng. sedap!

Bayangkan kalau mak dok hari hari rumah Makji..mahunya jadik sofa badan mak!



Ni mak punyer lah! Kalau ndak, buat sendiri..heehhehe

Tu dia..makanan masakan Makji Eton untuk weols malam ittew.... ni baru malam pertama, malam kedua..lagilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...memang mak pun lost count entah berapa kali ntah dok menambah nasik tuh....

Makji Eton ni pulak peramah lah kan orangnyer...masa nak tidur sekatil dengan si KB mak tu pun masih dok brok brek brok brek lagi..ntah pukul berapa ntah theyols tidur malam tuh! Jangan ada tangan yang menjalar udahler..tak rela mak lessyrina nyah!!!!

Nantilah mak update lagi....nak kerja pulak ni! Duiiiiiiiiiii

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Terimakasih Makji Eton Melanton!

Uols, mak pun baru pulang dari Humberside and Yorkshire ni hah.... keletihan yaamat - sebab dinch cukup tido (dok kungkangkungkang terjaga dari tiduranz tu hah malam malam) and banyak sangat pergi berjalan!

Mak nak ucapkan jutaan terimakasih kepada Makji Eton Melanton a.k.a Goddess Selene Sundelz yang menjadi the hostess with the mostest ittew. From berjaya menggembirakan weols sepanjang weols di istana kayangan beliau ittew to bejaya memburaikan abdomen mak dengan masakan masakan mejik nyer yang sehingga menjilat siku ittew!



Mrasa tengok gambar weols dara dara suchee Asia sedang posing untuk penggambaran finalis World's Next Top Model...... TOP katanya.... hiks....

Nanti mak update lagi naaaa.....

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Good Evening From Yorkshire!

Tu lah kan..nak cakap Hull, kang, malu pulak...oopss kesian si Goddess...
Tapi tu lah, masuk hari ni dah dua malam dah weols kat umah si Goddess.
Aiyyoooo upacara memburaikan abdomenkieww sangat, uols!!! Mak menambah nambah nasik minyak, nasik putih, ayam korma, paprik daging, ikan sadin tu semua... memang muka tak malu sangat mak, noh?? *ops!
Siang tadi weols pergi Yorkshire Dales yang chanteque ittew..siap snow storm lagi uols...lepas snow storm, tetiba sunny pulak..pastu storm balik..then sunny balik! Cuaca yang konfius yaamat! Memanglah kan upacara hambek gambar memang dinch dilupakan...akak akak semua pun tanak kalah berposing sakan dalam snow, bleyyy???

Nanti mak balik Cambridge, mak updatelah dengan gambar sekals.... matilah kan, hat yang India punyer cerita pun dinch abes lagi..

Duiii!

Posh & Broke love Chanel sunnies - Part 3

"Round, Round, Baby, Round Round"...was what Ashley Olsen had in mind, when she donned the 2008 Chanel 5120 sunglasses in Paris this month.

These sunglasses feature rounded gradient lens, similar to the Chanel 5018 sunglasses, except this model is alot more wearable for everyday (and alot more flattering).
They come in a wide range of colours including tortoise, black, red, honey, white and blue grey.

You can purchase them online at Sunglasses Italy for $317.

Posh & Broke love Chanel sunnies - Part 2

Socialite Kim Kardishan and Actress Lindsay Lohan have been out in Hollywood wearing the Chanel CC 4160Q sunglasses. They feature a woven leather chain across the top of the lense in true Chanel style. They are a large shield style aviator, and will add a rock chick vibe to any outfit.

You can purchase the Chanel CC 4160Q sunglasses online at Sunglasses Italy for $525.

Posh & Broke loves Chanel sunnies - Part 1

Chanel is really on a role with fantastic eye wear this year. Many of their styles being seen on the rich and famous from the Olsen twins, to Nicole Richie, Pharrell Williams, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and veteran supermodel Claudia Schiffer.
Since the famous Marie Claire shoot starring Ashley Olsen late last year, the Chanel 5018 sunglasses have made their way on the eyes of both Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Pharell Williams.

These two toned sunglasses were seen on the Chanel catwalks, and are an extremely hard pair to pull off, but if you love them you can buy them at the Chanel boutiques or Ebay.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

India Trip (Part 7) - Amber Fort Photos

Mrasa uols tengok gambar jah nah???? Pasnih mak, KB mak & Avang nak gi jumpa Goddess Selene Sundelz ittew di Hull untuk main masak masak dan cuci cuci baju sambil cuci cuci telur..ehh mata! :P

To everyone else, have a great weekend and mak nak ucapkan Happy Good Friday & Easter Sunday kepada semua pembaca blog mak yang beragama Kristian!!!! Enjoy the days sambil main main cari telur...heyy telur ceklat tu lah (Easter Eggs Bunny).. bukannya telur dalam spendo tuh!!!! **ops!!!!




Motiff tetiba letak gambar patung Lord Ganesh???? Al-kisahnya Ganesh ni memang menjadi pojaan orang di kawasan ini sebagai idol untuk disembah.

Khabarnya susah nak cari patung Ganesh sambil berdiri cenggini kat mana mana kuil di India. Khabarnya lagi the only one yang berdiri, ialah di dalam Amber Fort - bersama sama dengan Dewi yang ketagih darah - Dewi Kali!



Panoramic view of the "walls" of the hills surrounding the Amber Fort - ala ala Great Wall of China plak, noh???? **tetaplah tanak kalah dnegan Goddess Selene Sundelz sebab mak dosi ke Gr8 Wall hat yang ni!



Kampung di sekeliling Amber Fort ittew......




Our tour guide of the day approved by the Government. His name was Deepak. He's very good at his job and in the end we gave him 250 Rupees for his work! Actually it's really up to us how much we could give.... sukahati girang truss pencen kot pastuh..hiks.....

Motiff mak tetiba teruja dengan misai tebalnya ittew????? ***lariiiiiiiii

Sempat jugak dia tanya mak kalau kalau mak ni bachelor ke idak..motiff sangat noh???? **bachelor katanya..awat dinch guna perkataan DARA???? **nangiusss



Ganesh Pol (Ganesh Gate) di Amber Fort...kat atas tuh (nampak tingkap kecik satu tuh), memang khas untuk permaisuri Rajputs dan dayang dayang serta kaum wanita untuk meneliti raja raja Rajputs menangani masalah rakyat jelata..mak pun mula veranganz ala ala permaisuri di balik tabir ittew......



Keindahan Amber Fort dari atas sebuah menara di sittew...... chanteque!!!




Gajah pun tetaplah kan tanak kalah pose pose dragoon....mujur jah tak mintak duit!




Gajah gajah dosi tersedia untuk turun balik ke bawah di kaki bukit. yang feliknya nak naik ke atas bukit di fort ni boleh naik gajah tapi nak turun, kena turn jalan kaki lah korang!



Mrasa mak kena pakai saree biroo bagai dan bekerja buruh di sittew!!! owhhh NEHIIIIIII!!!!! ***tetaplah kan pose pose catwalk! Mrasa!