Friday, February 29, 2008

Birthday Comes Early!

Ahhh my flight is looming...harap harapnya janganlaaaa penuhs esak dengan orang kat dalam seat ala ala "chicken coop" a.k.a Economy Class. Tapi being British Airways, theyols dinch panggey Economy Class, theyols panggey World Traveller Class. Kunun kununnya nampak kelas lah skett noh?? Walhal penuh macam tin sadin jugak!

Anyway, mak dinch kisah lah...dah takdir mak naik
Reban Ayam Class inniew TAPI bila balik nanti, mak naik BUSINESS CLASS! Mrasa!

Oh kat ofis yesterday, mak dapat a pleasant surprise from my good friends, Angela & Andy. Angela ni ofismet mak and Andy ittew laki dia. Si Andy siap bawak birthday cake yang dia beli daripada Sainsburys tu hah...besar uols kek ceklat nyer **ya hamponnnn Coki, mak tak simpan skett untuk uols, hehehhehee.....

Sesambil makan tu sesambil lah kan berbors bors panjang.

Oh talking about bors bors panjang, on the same day yesterday, mak dapat a nice long distance phone call from Zek Abad21 ittew..ingat tak? Lama jugak dia koling mak - around 34 minutes ***matilaa dia nak kena bayor phone call charge ittew.... tapi murs murs katanya!

It was nice listening to your voice and thanks for the great chat. Kata dia ada nanti Askar DiRaja Malaysia akan jadi askar "undangan" Queen Elizabeth (bukan mak!!!) yang akan guarding Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle and one other place dia dinch ingat namanya. Haiyyoo mrasa hadek hadek Melayu kat UK nak jejak langkah LeeZ & Sherita untuk berchuranz dengan theyols ni hah! Cepat pakat turun London nanti (April katanya). AND theyols bukan yang pendek pendek macam mak ni..katanya yang hat tinggi tinggi 6 kaki lebih gittew...merembsssss!!!!





So this was the birthday cake untuk mak. Thanks Andy & Angela for the nice surprise! Siap ado lilin sebatang pun hah!



Gambar saat bahagia Angela & Andy last year semasa hari perkahwinan mereka. Lovely wedding and function!

Sebenornya Angela ni mengupsetkan skett mak tempoh hari..benda kecik je sebenornya tapi sebab dia kan kawan baik mak, so, benda kecik boleh jadik besar. Mrasalah kan akak akak pun nak DQ jugak!

Masalahnya satu hari tuh bos dia dari Jerman datang ke ofis weols. Bos dia tu sebenarnya bekas bos mak jugak and sebab mak lah bos Jerman tu pun kenal jugak dengan Avang. So hari terakhir dia kat UK, dia nak ajak mak gi dinner ngan dia (bersama Angela sekali lah kan). Pastuh, mak pulak tersasul cakap mungkin Avang pun nak join jugak (ye lah Avang pun memang baik ngan bos nih). So belum sempat si bos Jerman ni cakap apa apa, Angela dosi mencelah katanya (ni depan depan mak nih!) dia dinch hui pulak pasangan kepada pekerja pun boleh kompeni bayarkan kalau nak kuar dinner, boley???? Gitu katanya!

Mak sakit lah hati kan.... kalau boleh mak nak kata sahajork "Kau simpan lah duit kompeni tuh..weols tak hingin pun! Avang boleh bayar sekali untuk mak dan dia sendiri pun!!!"

Si bos Jerman tu pun cakap dia tak kisah...dengan sebab ittew lepas tu mak kecik hati dan memang tak kuar dinner pun ngan bos Jerman nih. Bengkak lah kan hati mak.. sesama KB pun nak berkira kah????

Anyway, all is forgiven (tapi not forgotten, leyy??) sebab mak pun tahu kemungkinan besar dia dinch bermaksud nak cakap macam tu.... kenalah sangka baik, kan???
So gitulah kiranya...adat berkawan kan, memacamlah perangai.... satu lagi kawan baik mak kat sini mak dinch bercakap cakap pun ngan dia dosi berbulan bulan dah... adalah sebabnya tu...sebab dia mengaibkan mak depan kawan kawan dia.... mak masih tunggu dia nak cakap HELLO kat mak dulu..sms ke, apa ke kan? Sampai sekarang ad-dinch pun! Some people memang stubborn sket or proud sangat nak ucap perkataan SORRY tu!



Anyway, enough of bad stuff..let's talk about my birthday..YES! It's my birthday..and thank you for everyone yang dosi ucapkan besday untuk mak awal awal lagi baik from phone calls, sms, Facebook, blog etc...

Hat yang kata atas tu mak dapat from the ever so creative Stephen of Halamanku.fotopages.com

Thanks uols...very lovely e-card indeed!

Dah..dah..mak nak gi nyanyi nyanyi bawah pokok ngan Avang dan tukar tukar saree berpuluh puluh helai plak nih..hiks... daaa!!!! Meera nam Lee hai!

A Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex (Part 2)

WARNING: THE PHOTOS FEATURED BELOW ARE OF SEXUALLY EXPLICIT NATURE.

So the series of Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex had actually been shown on Channel 5 in the UK for the first time in 2006 (if i am not mistaken) BUT since the channel is not as popular as other channel, that's probably the reason why I never realised this series ever existed!

Lots of guides and advices on how to enhance your sex life been featured in the series - including the right position to have sex if the woman's in pregnancy or how to have sex the best way if your man has a small manhood or how to have the best sex if both of you are overweight **matilaaa sofa berganda ganda!

This time, I'd like to share the photos of this hunky guy going in and out the girl's vagina (unfortunately it's a girl..I wish it was man on man action though!!!!) and eventually cumming a lot inside her.... **aiyoo merembessssssssssss!!!!



See the camera ready for action - around the guy's cock! Ahh love this cock!



Reverse Cowgirl I think (the name of position)..kalau ikut Bahasa Fefonens, mesti kita guna Reverse Kukur Nyiur hoh???

**lucky BITCH! :P




This is the method you can apply on your partner's cock as soon as he's about to cum (in this case, to avoid premature ejaculation).



Apply your fingers as shown and his cock will go soft in no time! (Aiyyoo kalau mak pun truss jadik kendur pun..menakutkan lah guna kuku tajam cenggitu...matiker pontianak??? :P)




After that, you can get on with your fucking thingy again! :P


Kann.... the small camera inside the girl's vagina..mak oiiiii revealing yaamat! The scene of the cock coming in and out the hole gitu. **pengsan!!!!



Kann....his cumming already!!! Banyak pulak tuh!!!! ***Trusssss pitam sambil tercikcut!!!!!!!!!!!! **ops!!!!!

P/S will publish more still photos from this "explicit documentary"!!!! :P

(The featured entry above is for my 9th April 2008's entry)

Tom Ford Anouk sunglasses taking lead

Another celebrity and another Tom Ford crush. Actress Kate Hudson was out shopping this week wearing Tom Ford Anouk sunglasses.

These sunglasses are becoming extremely popular with Janice Dickinson, Kate Hudson and Nicole Richie sporting them.

Runways, magazines and designer eyewear collections are filled with cat-eye sunglasses whilst celebrities and the fashion set are rapidly falling in love with them.

Here are some cat-eye sunglasses you can pick from all avaliable at Otticanet.
  • Chloe 2121 cat-eye sunglasses
  • Chloe 2124 cat-eye sunglasses
  • Marc Jacobs MJ 065
  • Marc Jacobs MJ 044
  • Persol PO 2873
  • Yves Saint Laurent YSL 6135

Tilda Swinton Airport Style

This British red head always looks amazing- in the very quirky "umm what's she wearing" kind of way. Tilda Swinton is one of those women who is comfortable with her own looks, style and fashion taste and rocks it until she can rock no more. Tilda Swinton was seen at LAX airport wearing a classic outfit of black wide leg pants with a white jacket. However, it was Tilda's accessories that stole the show in these photo's as she toted around a feminine Prada Fantasy Fairy Bag which retail for $2000+. I love the bags from Prada's Spring/Summer 2008 collection, the prints, the feminity and uniqueness that stand out from a mile away. And then there's her sunglasses!! Tilda Swinton wears Lanvin Way Shiner sunglasses which retail for over $380, because of their great shape, high quality and Swarovski Crystal lathered arms. This style was seen on model Agyness Dean at the Lanvin shows.

Lindsay Lohan Paper Magazine

As the March cover girl of Paper Magazine, Lindsay Lohan lived up to her raunchy image and every man's expectation with thigh baring dresses and scarlett lips. When i first saw her dress, it instantly reminded me of the Jeremy Scott for Longchamp Le Pilage “Stomp” Bag, no surprise seeing that Jeremy Scott was the shoot's photographer.

Mary-Kate Olsen at Giambattista Valli Fall 2008/2009

Sitting front row and bug-eyed at the Fall 2008 Giambattista Valli fashion show, Mary-Kate Olsen looked every bit the Parisian Fashionista in a head-to-toe ebony ensemble.

Sticking to a parisian favourite in black, Mary-Kate Olsen owned the look by wearing the 'hard to pull off' two-toned Chanel S5018 sunglasses, a colourful beaded clutch, jewels on every finger and her signature unkempt hair.

I love this outfit from the top all the way down to those Giambattista Valli Victoria shoes.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

One More Day......

Kann.... kata orang penantian ittew satu penyiksaan. Ye lah, badan mak ni rasa bagai dikerat kerat lah pulak..terseksa jiwa raga kaedahnya. Kununnya!

Yep..one more day before my flight to the new country yang tak pernah mak jejaki...harapnya berbaloi lah dan harapnya bolehlah mak jumpa jejanz hansuari macam aktor aktor Bollywood ittew...hahaha matilaa veranganz! Ad-dinchlah, weols won't be churanz di sana! Dinch perlu lagipun haiyyoo nak kena tangkap basah kah?? :P **Apa yang basah tataw???
Selingan: Oh yeah, Prince Harry dosi di Afghanistan for ten weeks already khabarnya. So what??? Tu yang askar lain yang dosi di sana berbulan bulan tuh..ada sapa risau??? Hipokrit!

Anyway..... hari ni sahajork mak ada baca berita fasal India..well, tak sengaja pun.

First of all, regarding train - mak aihhh menakutkan sebab hari tuh sekali langgar, 16 orang mati kat rail track di Gujerat ke mana ntah. Ni sah sah dok asik lalu lintas rail track tuh tak kira masa dan pekak badak kot; tak dengar kah bunyik keretapi dok choo-choo-choo tuh??? Kesian pulak mak dok teringat tapi ngeri pulak.....

Secondly, also about train tapi kali ni membabitkan seorang pompuan yang mengandung. Khabarnya ada sorang pompuan tengah sarat nak beranak nih berada di atas sebuah keretapi malam di satu wilayah di India (dari mana nak ke mana, mak dinch hui lah uols!). Cuma yang pasti, malam tuh tetiba dia terasa nak cikyak. Bila dia masuk toilet and duk mencangkung tuh, bukan TURD ittew yang terkeluar tapi BABY dia pulak yang terberanak kuar! Hah kau..tak ke pengsan cikki tuh!

Not just that, khabarnya, bayi tuh truss terjatuh atas landasan keretapi katanya! Tak ker kau pun pitam (jangan gelak uols, kesian pulak rasanya). Miraculously two hours later (lepas keretapi pun made an emergency stop), they found the baby girl still alive on the very rail track!

Havoc tak havoc hoh????

Selingan: Rupanya kalau nak kata sorry dalam Hindi, kita kata MAAF KIJIYE. Nampaknya kita guna perkataan Hindi jugak dalam bahasa Melayu noh? AND kaler BIRU tuh dalam bahasa theyols is NILA, vleyy?? Patutlaa nila tu warna biru, kan?

La ni dok fikir nak beli apa untuk kengkawan mak kat UK nih - perhaps bangles kot (kata si Bini Mokhtar, benda alah tu murs murs). At least kawan ofis mak pun sker bangles katanya. Hah siaplah korang pakai bangles sampai ke celah ketiak!

Makji Esah, nak jugak kah bangles??? Bolehlah nanti tunjuk tunjuk menunjuk kat si F ittew, biaq pi dia makan hati, vleyy???

Yang pasti how I wish I had booked at least premium economy class going to Delhi; not just Economy. Kang terkena seat dengan makcik atau pakcik besar gedabak berbau, tak ker mak pitam nantik???

See ya! Hope to update just before mak berlepas........

Duiiiiiiiiiiii

p/s Sekarang kat UK nih terkejut fasal penemuan rangka bayilah, tanda tanda penyiksaan (incl. sexual abuse) of one particular children home in Jersey Island, UK. Khabarnya lebih 160 orang yang menjadi mangsa abuse (termasuk sexually) dosi buat report kepada polis. Tu yang jadi sampai polis cari gali children's home ittew sekarang.

Ni lah jadinya kalau diberi amanah nak jaga bebudak (perhaps orphans kot) tapi amanah ittew di salah gunakan. What will ever happen to the children of our future???? Semoga yang salah akan dapat ditangkap dan yang salah tapi dah mati tuh, let them burn in hell **ops!

Apa apa pun, mak harap mak akan merasa
Janam Din Bahut Mubarak Ho di India nanti! Hiks....mrasa translate!

Mujhe tumse piyar hai! **tu diah!

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Makan Makan Melati Restaurant & Earthquake (lagi!)

Mrasa weols ke Restoran Melati ittew lagi at the weekend. Maafin mak, E-Dan; mak dinch bagitahu weols nak ke sana first of all, it's a last minute decision and secondly mak nak makan ala ala romantika d'amour ngan Avang sebelum beliau berlepas ke India keesokan harinya.

Apa apa pun, we both would like to thank you for introducing us to this lovely and friendly eaterie in the middle of Soho.

So sessapa nak pergi ke Restoran Melati inniew, below is the map guidance:




Memang theyols ado website tapi website hanjss ntah apa apa ntah..tak guna punyer website. So better use my scanned business card inniew, nah? Especially to Tehsusu yang hari tuh kempunan dok tercari cari restoran inniew...

See, tengok tuh..dinch perlu sampai masuk ke
area area sex shops or female strippers places bagai kalau nak ke restoran inniew....

Oh by the way, there are two Melati Restaurants actually in Soho. Weols terserempak dengan hat yang satu lagi. Mujur yang satu nih (pure Indonesian dishes rasanya) fully booked so weols dengan gigih sekals mencari Melati hat yang weols pernah ke sana dulu.

We like this one because the waitress very der friendly, ley?? Orang Sabah katanya, uols!

Oh and actually selepas dirisik risik, rupanya kedua dua Restoran Melati inniew used to be under the same management but now parted ways lah kot. Yang ori punyer yang weols suka datang ni lah - dosi established for 30 years katanya. Mak oiii lama gilbabs!




Our starter - Roti Canai seorang sekeping! Ntah lupa plak reganya...mak pedulik hapa, ada orang tukang bayor, leyy???





My main dish - Mee Goreng Istimewa namanya. Apa yang istimewa? Perhaps because the main dish includes Beef Satay dua ketul, telur goreng sebijik dan Beef Rendang. Sedap sekals!



This was Avang's main meal - Beef Rendang with white rice. He admitted that this rendang was the best rendang he's ever tasted, leyy?? **matilaa kuat promo nih. Kalau pasnih gi restoran ittew dinch dapat diskaun, tatawlaaaaaa....

By the way, all food are Halal too...so no need to worry kalau takut takut daging katok ke hapa ke....



Mrasa..pose pose topeng syaiton with my berasap punyer mee goreng!

Anyway, rentetan daripada peristiwa earthquake yang tak seberapa di UK early morning yesterday (sampai mak ketakutan lantas terjaga dari tidur kerna katil bergegar kuat!), mak sempat berbors ngan si Goddess Selene yang rumahnya memanglah dekat bebenor dengan epicentre earthquake ittew....

Dia kata almari dia sampai bergoyang goyang dan lantai pun bergegar gegar. masa tu baru nak tidur kot...buat apa tataw tuidur lelewat cenggitu?? **ops matilaa spekurama!

Anyway we both admitted that it's quite a scary experience since we both watched a TV programme called Most Haunted on Living TV a few hours before that. Program hantu uols... ala ala ghost-serachers gittew... tu yang ketakutan tuh..dok masih terngiang ngiang dalam kepala hantu hantu yang theyols cari cari kat program ittew growling and throwing stuff (ala ala poltergeist gitu).

Menakutkan!

Opss..matilaa melencong kaedahnya.... so gempa bumi di UK inniew ad-dinchlah sekuat yang kat indonesia sana tuh. It's only around 5.4 in Richter Scale but that's the strongest in 25 years in the UK kaedahnya.

Quite an experience but really really frightening!

Tell you everything about Mother Earth - she ain't stable!!!!

Kelly Osborne- The refined version

Kelly Osborne who was once known for her constant hair-dye jobs, vulgar fashion choices and fowl language, has matured and developed a much more refined sense of style.


However, we cannot expect Kelly to dress completely refined, after all the British sense of style will always have a sense of effortless shag and rocker influences-and how very appropriate in Kelly's case.


Whether Miss Osborne is wearing man-style suits, lady-like floral dresses, or a grunge mix of red gowns and leather jackets, she always adds her own touch, like many style icons with heart shaped sunglasses, scarlett lips, and skull tattoos.


The cute Lolita heart shaped sunglasses were first seen on the catwalks of Luella and Moschino, with celebrity following such as Kelly Osborne, Britney Spears, Kimberly Stewart, Peaches Geldorf and Marilyn Manson's girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood.
If your into them, you can buy bargain priced pairs from as little as $5.00 on eBay by searching for Heart sunglasses.

Damn that Angelina!

All i can say is that, Angelina Jolie looks great 365 days of the year...no question about that! Unless you include leap years which will pop up her gorgeous radar to 366.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Hidup Seorang Avang & Earthquake In The UK?

Hmm apakah ertinya hidup seorang yang bergelar Avang buat masa sekarang nih???

Kalau dulu asik asiklaaaa ex-bini dia tuh menyibuk sokmo nak mintak duitlah, mengomen fasal anak anak theyols lah etc..etc... masa tuh memang hati mak bengkak sebab baik hati sangat cik abang sorang nih; ex-bini mintak duit, truss dia baginya... mak pun takleh nak kata apa apa; sebabnya theyols kan ada anak anak..kang tak fasal fasal anak anak dok di tengah tengah medan perang pulak!

Anyway that's in the past.

La ni pulak kompeni dia pulak yang demand memacam - soh dia gi Indialah, gi Germany lah, gi France lah, gi Holland lah.... aiyyoo fenin mak! ***mujur ad-dinch seteruk si Goddess's hubby ittew!
Dahlah katanya masa dia kat India lening dia kerja ikut waktu UK (i.e start kerja around 1.00pm India time when it's about 7.30am in the UK), which is good but lately dia kerja start pukul 7.00am waktu India sampai jauh malam kaedahnya! Tu ler, sapa soh lembut sangat dengan theyols nih... lain kali sah kena maki balik diorang nih - tell them who's the boss!

Tu fasal kerja dia...sekarang ni dia tengah pening dengan anak pompuan dia sorang ittew i.e si K. Sedia maklum si K ittew dosi bertunang secara senyap dengan si-budak-weols-tak-suka ittew (maleh nak menyebut nama sebab BUANG KARAN jah!).

Sekarang ni rasanya theyols dosi bersama nearly two years dos kot. Entah berapa kali ntah Avang cuba nak "racuni" fikiran si K bahawasanya si sekor nih adalah seorang yang tak guna. Tapi chenta ittew buta kata orang...walau banyak mana pun weols asik bagitahu dia, tetaplah mereka bersama (walaupun kalau bergaduh tu mahunya satu UK ni rasa bagai di bom nuklear!).

Berita terbaru yang weols dengar daripada si K (yang hampir menggegarkan jantung Avang) ialah si K:

1) Dosi berpindah from rumah emaknya ke rumah si budak ittew (yang jauuuuuuuuh kaedahnya).

2) Dengan perpindahan ittew juga bermakna si K sekarang dosi tinggalkan pekerjaan beliau yang £6.00 an hour ittew kepada satu kerja jaga bebudak yang hanya dibayar £4.50 an hour!!! - this is less than Minimum National Wage yang around £5.25 ittew!!!

So cemana lak boleh jadi cenggini? Pening kepala weols!
Memang chenta ittew buta......

Mak tak boleh nak kata bebanyak sebab mak rasa situasi yangs ama mungkin berlaku kepada mak bapak mak semasa mak bagitahu tehyols yang mak nak terus menetap kat UK nih. mak rasa masa tu haru biru jadiknya keluarga mak sebab UK ni bukannnya Ulu Kelang yang boleh theyols pandu from kampung mak...ni nak kena naik pesawat MAS lagi...12 jam lagi...gila kah?

So mak rasa macam history repeated itself pulak.... tapi tak bolehlah mak nak bandingkan si budak ittew dengan Avang - jauh panggang dari api! Avang seorang yang bertanggungjawab terhadap anak-anak, bini (i.e mak!) dan kerjayanya sedangkan si budak ittew kerja pun ala ala macam nak tak nak jah. Memang takde harapan langsunglah budak tu!

So cemana nak menanggung anak pompuan tiri mak yang seorang ittew????

Hai...harap harapnya bila theyols dosi duduk satu rumah dan bersama 24-7, hah mrasalah kalau nak berhaduh tuh...bergaduhlah puas puas noh? **matilaaa harapan jahat yang menggunung!

Well, we'll see what's gonna happen but at the moment, since it's going to be my birthday di India, Avang dosi cakap kat mak mintak mak tak yah guna pakai duit mak sendiri - biar dia yang bayar katanya...terharu mak, uols! :)





7,000 Rupees untuk Avang sebelum berlepas ke Chennai - around £88 kot. Haii..... kaya raya lah weols kat India nanti!!! Hahahah matilaa veranganz!



Dan.... meng-treat-kan mak with another makan makan session kat Melati Restaurant di London ittew... thx Avang (ye lah, nak ambik hatilah kot hoh, dah nak tinggalkan mak selama seminggu! Tu kalau seminggu..kalau nak tinggalkan mak sebulan, mahunya dia bawak mak makan roti canai kat Malaysia terus, hoh????)

p/s Yes, at precisely 1.00am GMT UK time, I woke up suddenly from my deep sleep feeling like the whole building was shaking. Thinking that it was an earthquake, I looked out through my window but there's nothing so I thought it was just my imagination or just my body trembling suddenly (?). BUT all of a sudden I heard on the radio (yes, mak pasang radio uols tengah tengah tido) people all over the region had been calling in the DJ infroming how they felt the tremor themselves.

Switched on the TV, yes...CNN, BBC News24..all talked about the tremor. Looked on BBC News website - From Manchester down to Kent - all felt the tremor...

Quite scary as this was the first time I experienced such thing in my whole life - ALONE!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Underwear Guys (Again!!!)

Okay, just photos of these pole dancing guys again at The Village pub. Mak dosi ajak si E-Dan (maafin weols, last minute kaedahnya sebab plan weols pun last minute, leyy?) but he's busy with his other friends..gitu!

Mesti dia makan hati seeing this particular guy on the bar....hmmm berketak ketak abs nyer, noh??? Makan hati!!!!





We've seen this guy before but have not seen him strutting his stuff for a while...now he's back!!!




Oh yeah, this cutie is getting ready to go on the bar shaking his hips **matilaa Shakira!




Love those white undies.....



Mmmmmm shake that bon bon babeh! :P

We did go to a few bars afterwards including CX79 ittew..haiyyooo nowadays that bar becoming even worse lor - it's very cruisy in the toilet downstairs but the clients are soooo hazzab and don't even let me mention the stench! Ewwww!!!!

Anyway, as I said before, though we had those free entry "bracelets" to Heaven club but we did not go there because we wanted to get up early for Avang's flight next morning.

Oh well....life goes on....

Update soon - too busy at work and gym! ****matilaa miss alasan!

Fall 2008/2009: Balmain

As a big fan of Balmain, i was definitely anticipating the Fall 2008/2009 runway collection. Balmain designer, Christophe Decarnin had obviously worked this collection around the saying "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". As the Fall vibe of was very much the same as Spring 2008- tough, 90's rock chick with a good serving of sexy in between.

The colour palette was restricted, mainly to blacks and greys- after all, the majority of Balmain's clientele are the Parisian fashion set, who can access the brand at the exclusive Paris boutique. However, this collection updated last season's studded shoes, with Indian style fringe boots, much like the fringe Minnetonka Moccasin's that Kate Moss single handedly made a rock-chick wardrobe staple.

The highlights to me were the glitter detailed blazer (picture 2), the clash of leopard and zebra print and the re-occuring lightening motif. But my favourite would have to be the casual fitting, indian style leather jodhpurs (2nd row, 3rd pic)...cool or what?

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ke Kiri Sepi Ke Kanan Rindu

"Sunyinya... kurasa.... di dalam hatiku.....

Kupandang ke kiri, ku pandang ke kanan kau tiada di sisi......

................

Ke kiri ku sepi, ke kanan ku rindu...

ke mana saja kurasa resah sendiri......"

Begitulah lirik lagu Kak Melah kita (alahai lagu lama lah uols...lagu hat kiri kanan depan belakang tu lah)

Yes, Avang is safely in Chennai now.. missing him so badly though! :(

I have to keep telling myself: This time next week, I will be in that country joining him!

Oh well, better get on with my life here in UK alone for the moment. Thank God I have my job to keep me occupied! Oh and Hollyoaks! :P

Yes, last night we were in London but did not go clubbing although we did get that free entry to Heaven again. Instead, we partied with other straight girls in the pub in Holiday Inn Heathrow. Oh and the taxi fare from centre of London to Heathrow's Holiday Inn???

£60.00!!!! (that including £7.00 Avang murah hati bagi tip kat pakcik cab driver ittew) ***pengsan!!!!!



Kings Cross Station seemed empty without Avang by my side (while waiting for the train home)

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Exciting Times Ahead!

Excited katanya..hiks.... ad-dinchlah sexcited uols...yelah, ibarat kabhi kushi kabhi gham lah kira kiranya sex life mak ni, leyy??? :P

So kenapa piula mak excited nih?

Well, as uols know, mak akan bertemu Avang di New Delhi on the eve of my birthday early March nanti. Tu diah, ber-besday di sebuah negara asing ayng mak belum jejaki lagi sebelum inniew.

Tapi rasa macam nok teriok pulok doh sebab ura ura memulanya actually nak ke Rio de Janeiro for my birthday (khelass tak????) tapi dinch jadi uols sebab Avang terpaksa kensel bisnes trip ke sana **sentapz!!!!

Tetiba terpelanting ke India katanya. Oh well, India pun India lah..dengar khabar Jaipur-Agra-Delhi Golden Triangle ittew chanteque dan menarik walaupun chaotic ala ala kelly-ng karam! **ops! Matiker Karam Singh??? :P

Okeh that's first..although not really looking forward to next week since Avang will be in Chennai (Madras) for the whole week and that means, mak akan menjadi janda berhias selama seminggu lah...hmmmm perlu ker mak nak koling Abang Lemang Bubblebutt?? **opss matilaaa isteri churang dan jalang!

So the second thing that excited me (as well as Avang) is the news that my best friend from Malaysia akan hadhir melawat weols di sinniew selama seminggu (dua minggu selepas weols bals bals from India and seminggu selepas si E-Dan buat kali terakhirnya melawat weols).

Memanglah excited sebab BFF nak melawat! Weols pun berkawan dosi lama uols..ermm lemme see, perhaps 22 to 23 years now?? Mak oiii matilaaa kertu noh?

So bolehlah dia dok ngan weols sepanjang dia kat sini walaupun mak akan bekerja most of the time but at least we will give him the key to the apartment (ye lah, we know him very well, that's why we allow him to stay long)

Thirdly pulak si E-Dan nak datang Cambridge melawat weols. Mak rasa anak tiri mak si AJ tu akan hadhir sama at the same weekend. Aiyyoo jangan lepas ni dia nak berskendel dengan anak tiri mak udahler.... hiks...




Owhhh gambar inniew tiada ada kena mengenanya dengan artikel di atas cuma mengingatkan mak untuk menyiarkan pose pose mak dengan aksi aksi abdomen terburai dan terbarai semasa upacara melahap dan melantak di Holiday Villa Hotel with our Malaysian friends during the Chinese New Year celebration. Tunggu nah??? **matilaa janji manismu! **matilaa Aishah!
Hiks....

Owhh and Happy Belated Birthday to Kak Ramlah Kau Kunci Cintaku Ram pada 19hb Februari baru inniew..katanya ada majlis bersama peminat beliau...makan hati ulam jantung je lah mak **nangiusssss


Kak Melah, maafin mak kerna terlupa uols nyer besday...**ya hamponnnnnnn

p/s tonight we're off to London..perhaps jumpa E-dan kalau dia dinch churanz sensorang, hiks!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Channel4's Hollyoaks: Snog Of The Year!

Another update surrounding the "relationship" between John-Paul McQueen and his family's live-in lodger, Father Kieron in Hollyoaks.

My my my... the scene that we've been waiting for for sometime now.......oh before that, let me give the synopsis.

Both of them were involved in this charity fashion show organised by Louise (girlfriend of ever so HOT Warren Fox). Louise, Warren's sister and John-Paul's sister themselves who were supposed to be involved fully with the show were nowhere to be seen (something to do with armed robbery and hostages nearby but we won't go into that!).

So, the show had to be cancelled but beforehand, we were shown how John-Paul was looking lustfully at Father Kieron as he dressed up in a suit with a bow tie without any shirt underneath (revealing his nice body).

When everybody had gone and these two guys had to tidy up the place (funny that no one else would tidy up with them, eh?? Thanks Mr Director!!! Heheheheh).. they had some drinks in between too. So when they were talking and relaxing in between tidying up, Father Kieron told John-Paul how intelligent and cool John-Paul was. That made John-Paul looked at Father Kieron straight into his eyes...

AND...yes, they KISSED! AND it was hot! See the photos below:





Chatting... admiring into each others' eyes.....




Oh yes...just a little bit more towards each other's lips.... you nearly there darlings!





We have lift-off!!! Oh Yes!!!!!! Hiks.... ***pengsan!

Well, we'll see what will happen next between these two... will the relationship goes to the next level although Father Kieron already told John-Paul that he's celibate?

Hey..who could resist the charm of John-Paul??? He even turned his straight best mate (Craig) gay!!!! LOL




Spoil betul orang tua nih! Hiks....




Oh these are the still photos from the "day after the hot snog". They were playing "Truth or Dare" back at home and John-Paul took "Dare" so Father Kieron asked him to go to the shop and buy some beers (seemed simpled enough, eh??) BUT wait... with only in his boxer shorts!!! Hah.... cool! Very funny scene indeed!

p/s Thank you to JamesSuttonFans.com for the photos!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Koln Bandaraya Churanz (Part 2)

Beberapa text messages mak received and sent for Lutz:

(This was after we left his house to get back to our hotel to check-out..... terpaksa pergi mid-fucking, leyy??? **ops!)

Lutz: "We write by e-mail... I will fuck you.. deep in your ass, sexy boy :) KISS"

(Tu diah..boy katanya...matilaaa mak yang womanz!)

Mak: "What? Would you like to fuck me this afternoon?"

(kann.... ala ala pitam tapi tak pitam sebab kedaung tahap dewa nak kena tutjubs nih!)

Lutz: "But you fly home today?"

(Aiyyoo mak lupa..mak bagitahu dia flight mak that day.... walhal lambat lagi. Sempat romen, taww!)

Mak: "I don't leave until 5.00pm!"

Lutz: "OK. When fuck?"

(Tu diah..straight to the point sangat noh? SMS pun ringkas jah... hiks)

Mak: "What about 1.30pm? Shall we have lunch together before that?"

(Dine, Wine & Sixtynine sangatz!
**ops!)

Lutz: "Write sms later.. I sleep now! :) KISS"

(Hmm..letih lagilah tu..nak tiduranz katanya..takpaaa.... mak pasrah menanti
**matilaa Rela Menanti!)

Tapi sampai ke akhirnya weols dinch had lunch with him pun sebab perut weols pun dosi berdumdamdumdam hah. So lepas checked-out of the hotel, weols menuju ke sebuah restoran Turkish yang berdekatan..sedap uols....




Pastuh mak sms lagi si Lutz. Mak: "Hi would you like us to come to your house now? Hope you had a good sleep! X"

No answer.... I tried calling him - still no answer! After discussing with Avang, we have decided we'd go to Phoenix Sawana again for "relaxation" and good sleep; ye lah, letih uols..dinch cukup tidur! Kalau tak jadi gi balik ke umah si Lutz, memang kena singgah di sawana!

Mak: "We are going to rest in Phoenix now. Hope to see you next time we in Cologne. take care X"

(Ala ala sms patah hati yaamat hoh? Dinch dapat nak kena tutjubs sebab si Lutz nih still tiduranz kaedahnya...)
Tetiba......

Lutz: "OK, have a nice time :) Will fuck you"

(Aiyyoooo tetiba berjawab pulak! Baru bangun tiduranz kah?)

Mak: "Are you coming to Phoenix too? can't wait for you to fuck me! X"

(Tu diah...sms kedaung tahap dewa lagik!!! **matilamak!)

Lutz: "No sorry, I fuck you here"

(Aiyyoo asik berfakfakfak jah nih!)

Mak: "
What? You want me to come now?"

(Hahh...sexcited dos ni hah!)

Lutz: "You can come now. I am in bed. Then we fuck :)"

(Tu diah..straight to the point lagik! Mak skerzzz!)

Mak: "Okay we are on our way now X"

Lutz: "You come alone?"

Mak: "Avang is with me but he'd like to sleep is that okay?"

(This was the moment of truth..some guys just don't like other guys tag along as well at the same time although he likes Avang very much - not that way though hiks!)

Lutz: "OK but we fuck in my bed"

(Thank goodness! Akhirnya menjadi jugak nak kena tutjubs betul betul dengan si Lutz nieh!)

Fair enuff, I did get fucked in the end..right there in his bed (Avang berdengkur atas sofa, ley?? Hiks...)

Memula posisi doggy style.... kendian me on my back while he fucked me bertubi tubi while mengiring...ala ala posisi gunting ke hapa..ntahlah mak dinch hui but it's a bloody good fuck! Lama jugak dia dok mengefuck nih until we both came at the same time. Puas hati!

Mak tidur atas katilnya for a few hours before we both said goodbye...terimaksaih daun keladi wahai Lutz kerna bagi weols tempat nak tiduranz and kerna meng-servis mak dengan jayanya! **ops!!!

p/s kalau boley nak lagi, uols! Hiks......
Ad-dinch gambar menutjubs uols...lagipun kena tutjub kat umah dia..... and mak rasa dia tahu kewujudan blog mak nih...**matilahaku pasnih!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Koln Bandaraya Churanz (Part 1)

So where should I start? Tengaharinya di Koln ittew memang weols membuat lawatan muhibbah sambil belajar (hiks..belajar katanya..belajar apa tataw??) di Phoenix sawana. As usual, it's Saturday dan memang dinch semeriah hari Ahad (and definitely not as merries as the last tiem we were there) BUT at least I begged myself one long-haired blonde guy (nice body and cock!) - sempat mencikloi di steam room tu pun lepas weols dapat melepasi diri daripada di ganggu oleh sorang jejanz hazzab! Kosser taww!!!

At night piula, mak memang dosi pledge not to churanz nomore sebab dosi letih churanz two days in a row kaedahnya, leyyy??? Pastuh cikcut piula di Phoenix ittew
**ops!

BUT what can we do, if hidangan dosi terhidang depan mata? Nak nak kalau hidangan ittew ajak kita balik umah dia? takkan nak tolak rezeki kot, uols??? I ain't stupid! :P

Weols mulakan aktiviti kuar malam weols di Clip Club and tempat ni memang merries ngan hadek hadek actually tapi mata mak dinch terpana sangat dengan any hadek hadek kat sittew - mata mak tersembul terpandang sorang abang body rugby type yang hansuari yaamat (sayang no pic sebab dinch berani uols!)... memang dia hui mak pandang dia pun tapi dia pandang kat mak ala ala jah..takdoknyer nak berbors ngan mak! Siyal taw! Mak rasa dia punyer taste hadek hadek kot...sentapz okeh? Oh well, it's your loss, bitch! :P
**matilaa DQ!




Anyway janz yang kat atas ni lah yang weols memula berbors dulu masa masuk IX Bar yang serba merries ittew. Bukanlah taste mak pun, uols..just a friendly guy from Bremen (Mike namanya) bertandang ke Cologne kaedahnya.
**matilaa pakcik tu pun tanak kalah pakai mask mata galak!




Pastuh mak pasan si Francesco (yang hat belah kiri ittew) asik dok pandang dan senyum mak masa mak dok menari nari ittew..so that's whylah kan mak teruss perkenalkan diri mak..tapi rupanya dia dosi nak menekel kawan si Mike inniew (yang dok kat tengah tuh) **haiyoo matilaa love triangle! Fenin kapla!





BUT at the same time, hat yang ni (Patrick) pun dok pandang dan senyum kat mak. Nampak geeky sket hoh tapi mak terpana sebab dia ada lengan berurats (kuar masuk gym sokmo katanya **merembssss). Sempatlah kan mak usap usap lengannya ittew...hehehehe gatalnya haku!




TAPI yang sebenor benornya yang betul betul suka kat mak ialah si dia yang dok belah kanan ittew; Lutz namanya. Dia KB si Patrick nih. Actually masa weols memula masuk IX Bar tuh, mak pasan si Lutz nih pandang kat mak pastuh bisik sesuatu kat si Patrick - pastuh pakat gelak gelak kecil. Mak hengat theyols menganyam ketupat fasal mak...lain pulak jadiknya!


Memang dia minat coloured skin guys macam mak ni uols.... owhh mak skerzz sebab dia pun cute jugak orangnya (walaupun dalam gambar nampak letih semacam jah!). Si Patrick tu jugaklah yang bagitahu mak yang Lutz memang minat gegila ngan mak...and the rest was history...truss mak ber-flirting dengan si Lutz and si Lutz pulak tak habes habes nak pegang cik bonbon mak...well, not just kat luar jeans mak, malah truss masukkan tangan dia ke dalam jeans mak demi nak mrasa pejal ke idak cik bonbon mak!
**ops!



Hmmmm matilaa pose pose peluk gittew..... yang ni kat umah dia lah ni. Dek kerna pubs lain dosi tutup, di ajaknya weols (with patrick and Patrick's boyfriend) ke umah dia untuk meneruskan party that night. This was like 3.30am Sunday morning. Giler kau tak habis habis lagi bersuka ria (tido pun dinch cukup!).

Masa kat umah dia ni lah, dia dan mak memang light light lah kan peluk peluk bagai..eee tak malunya mak depan depan orang pulak tu!

In the end, bila Patrick & bf dia dosi pulang, mak di ajak ke dalam bedroomnyer dan mulalah dia nak menjils LJ mak. Yes uols, dia nih an LJ-man kaedahnya..asalkan dapat LJ, memang dia puas hati!

BUT that was not too long sebab semua dosi keletihan so made decision to tiduranzz untuk kumpulkan balik energy (ye lah, elok ber"main main" lepas bangun tido hoh? Baru power sket!) Gitu!.

Memang pun awal pagi tuh (tu pun 4 jam jah tido nyah!).... bangun bangun tuh dia dosi mahu tutjubs mak tapi ad-dinch tutjubs heavy heavy..just lite lite sahajork. Hmm cemana tuh??? Alaaa tutjubs kat permukaan sahajork, leyy?? Hiks.... Sedap uols..should try it... as starters kaedahnya!

(Lemang dia memang sedap dan body dia pun okay walaupun kurus skett..hiks and no photos laa I am afraid, dinch beranilah mak..ni pun dok main rumah orang nih! Ntah ntah dia pun ado webcam kat mana ntah tersorok hoh?? **matilamak!)

Tapi weols (mak & Avang) had to go back to the hotel to check-out..kang tak fasal fasal semua bebarang weols dalam bilik hotel tuh kena humban piula! So terpaksa mak cut short tutjubans bersama si Lutz ittew..sentapz!!!

Tapi at the same time memang dah buat date nak datang lagi umah dia - to pick up where we left off gitu...

Soalannya, adakah menjadi plan weols ittew???

Tunggu naaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

Bersambung........


Inniew gambar dia masa dia holiday...kan..nampak fresh piula dalam gambar nih!