Happy 14th Anniversary, Avang!

Matila noh ganbar recycle kekdahnya..Ni gambar kat Sitges, Spain last year. Uols nak tunggu gambar weols hat baru kena tunggu this weekend or next weekend naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Tomorrow nak gi Brighton plak noks....first time nak hadhir pesta perarakan hadek hadek, akak akak dan abang abang kaum mak lah! tapi mak rasa weols terlambat kot nak hadhir perarakan sebab jauh pastu takkan nak bergerak dari rumah weols sebelum Subuh?? Gilo ko hapo??? And knowing UK's road, harozzz dos jam manjang! :P

Next weekend lagi istimewa - PariTs noks... ittewlah weekend untuk weols celebrate our Anniversary..... mak tak sabar dah nyah oiiiiiiiiiiiii!




Mak dapat ni sebagai hadiah anniversary from Avang. mak yang belum beli apa apa terpaksa dok pikir manjang apa ke benda mak nak beli untuk dia....last last mak dapat idea terus mak ke kedai ittew beli benda ni (tak leh cakap kat sini sebab kalau dia baca blog ni, dia faham kau! Bukan buleh main main! Hiks!!!!)..... thx for the gift Avang! I love it!

Ginilah, pendek kata mak nak ucapkan Happy 14th Anniversary untuk Avang..and here's for another 14 years and beyond. Haiiiiiiiiiiiii bukan senang nak jaga laki dan diri sendiri untuk kekal selama inniew noks.... tak tahulah apa rahsia weols..persefahaman?? We want the same thing, we like the same thing? **matilaa Belinda Carlisle!

Ginilah bang oiii,

I know it is annoying that:

you are always away for business tinggalkan mak sensorang kat rumah..........
you always want to be in the bar till late at night or early in the morning if we are away.....
you always like the attention from all those Thai, Malay, Chinese and Pinoy sluts......
you always let me prepare lunch every morning (tak offer pon nak tolong!)

But all of that are nothing.. compare to what we got.

The most important thing is we are together and we are always looking for the future...

Thank you for always being there for me...laut bersama kita selami, sungai kita berenangi, lurah kita turuni, tempat churanz sama kita jejaki...**opssss!!! Matilaa salah guna peribahasa!

Happy Anniversary My Bunny!!!!

Deepika Padukone, Farah Khan on '10 Ka Dum'

Deepika Padukone and director Farah Khan will be the guests on this Saturday's episode of Salman Khan's show '10 Ka Dum'.





Deepika Padukone teaches Salman Khan a few lines from her hit debut movie 'Om Shanti Om' in this episode.





Farah Khan also reveals a few secrets about Salman Khan in this episode.

Kareena Kapoor at Gitanjali Parineeta Wedding Collection show

Kareena Kapoor has been appointed the brand ambassador for Gitanjali's Parineeta Wedding Collection. (Click to enlarge images)















Kareena Kapoor attended the show dressed in a beautiful cream and orange colored saree.















Kareena Kapoor has become one of the most sought after celebrity for product endorsements.

Pengumuman Fenting!

Noks, mak tahu mak ni bukannya seorang yang baik di mata uols semua tapi this is who I am so take it or leave it okay?

Memang sedia maklum mak dan kuarga mak in mourning atas pemergian ayahanda yang dicintai baru baru inniew….

All the memories, all the love, all the devotions…they’re all remembered and kep in our hearts…

BUT that “mourning” was a month ago, and now, I am moving on with my life…

Tak bolehkah mak nak move on, noks??? Probably it’s not the way YOU want it to be BUT this is me, and this is what I do best.

*** although I do understand your intention…and perhaps you did not even notice either what I have been writing here in my very blog. Jangan uols scan sahajork tanpa baca betul betul nyah!

Perhaps uols think mak ni kuat melahchoh dan sebagainya..belive me, I don’t!

Yang uols dok baca kat blog mak ni adalah pelahchoran mak selepas lebih sebulan! Ada setengah tu kubur si mati masih panas lagi, dos kuar pergi melahchoh tak hengat dunia..adakah ittew mak?? Ad-dinch! Dinch ferlu mak ceritakan sapa diorang ni. Mak hoi and I won’t reveal their names! That’s for sure!

So, you take me as I am…. I have done my mourning bit and just let me move on with my life and enjoy while it last!

Thanks Kak May!

P/s anyhow, I would like to convey my condolence to one of my friends alam maya also merangkap KB di alam nyata. Mak tak perlulah nak sebut nama dia nyah..sebab dia baru sahaja kena assaulted dengan beberapa budak budak muda yang sah sah takde kerja dan hidop ntah apa apa. Dahlah kena charotz ngan diorang (masa kawan mak ni nak balik kerja), pulak tu kena lempar dengan telur lagi.. I mean, I can not believe ada lagi bintang binatang macam ni masih melata di muka bumi. What is wrong with this lot??? Elok tangkap, masuk jel dan hantar terus ke Guantanamo Bay..biar diorang rasa kena seksa bagai! Kepada KB mak ittew, have a good weekend rest noks..I am sure you are very shaken to everything that’s happened to you. All our love!

Shweta Tiwari to re-enter 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao'?

Shweta Tiwari who was one of the hottest contestants on the reality show 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao' currently on air on Sony TV, had quit the show abruptly last week. Shweta Tiwari's exit had resulted in the show losing much of its sizzle, since viewers had warmed up to Shweta's regular sizzling display in a bikini. Negar Khan was brought in at the end of the last week to add more sizzle to the show, with her version of the bikini show. (Click to enlarge images)



Most of the other contestants had also threatened to walk out of the show, because they were being made to do dangerous tasks on the show. Hence all the contestants were demanding more money to continue on the show, since all of them are celebrities and getting injured on the show while performing dangerous tasks could have serious consequences on their career.

The reality show 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao' is based on the international reality show "I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here". 10 celebrities have to stay in a jungle for eight weeks and survive with minimum of essentials.



Shweta had left because she felt the living conditions were unhygienic and she wanted to be with her daughter. Also, she was irritated by the behaviour of Akashdeep Saigal, who she felt was quite rude.

According to sources, Shweta Tiwari is now expected to return to the show, now that problems have been sorted out. Details about how Shweta will re-enter the show are being worked out by the production house. So viewers can now expect some more sizzling bikini shows on TV with both Shweta Tiwari and Negar Khan expected to compete.

The other celebrities currently on the show Aman Verma, Chetan Hansraj, Anaida, Akashdeep Saigal, Mona Wasu, Palak, Nigar Khan and Marc Robinson.

Di Empat Puncak (Bersama Jorgen) Part 2

AMARAN: Kisah terlampau seorang Melayu Terlampau di benua Eropah. yang tak suka tak yah baca naaa..kang termuntah ijau pulak! :P

Oh lupa pulak mak nak bagitahu, sebelum mak hampiri si jantan ittew, dia tu memula dok depan mak perati mak atas bawah..lepas tu beralih ke belakang mak pulak...aiyohhh nak survey vontot mak kah??? ***tross feeling Miss World :P

Memang pon, bila mak toleh ke belakang, memang dia dok perati mak atas bawah lah pulak! mak memang dos mencanak canak pon **opsss I mean, fefets mak dosi merembes rembes pon!!! :P

Tu yang buatkan mak verani hampiri dia....tapi dia terus gi ke tingkat atas noks.... mak apa lagi, ikut je lah kan....sambil lenggang Mak Leemah dengan ayu sekals...kaedahnya!

Terus masuk satu bilik ni tapi bilik ni pulak ala ala ada jaring, mrasa orang lain boleh mengintai, bleyy??? **matilaa feeling porn star pulak!

Weols bercommolot...sambil meraba raba badan memasing. Sedia maklum mak ni dos lama dinch churanz apart from churanz dengan si Kip kat Phuket baru baru ni..that was like 2 months ago! For f**k sake!

Jari jemari mak mula ligat dok meniti niti pangkal ari ari dia...hmm clean shaven kat area tu rupanya.... mesti baru ni mesen rumput! Hiks! Terus jari jemari mak memainkan peranan lagi dengan peeling off celana dalamnya yang sendat ittew walaupun belum berbonjol kekdahnya....

Bila mak pegang lemangnya, rupanya masih kecil noks..mak sentapz tapi bila mak masuk kan lemang ittew dalam molot mak (rupa rupanya si jantan inniew bersunat uols!), lemang ittew terus membesar dengan mendadak sekals...and it was such a juicy lemang to suck on...mak mengloi sepuas puasnya lemang dia sebelum berdiri semula dan membiarkan si dia pulak mengloi mak **ops I mean, menjilsjils fefet lekap mak :P

Memang agak lama weols berdakapan, berkucupan, bermengloi-an aiyyohhh mak dosi naik kedaung tahap dewa ni nyah nyah oiiiii!!!

Tetiba dia ajak mak gi kat kawasan "swing" supaya senang untuk dia menutjubs mak kekdahnya..aiyooo lepas main dalam bilik berjaring, terus nak menutjubs di khalayak ramai kah pulak??? **terus mak pose pose pasrah!

Oh and we did...mak baring atas swing leather ittew sambil kaki mak terkangkang luas (kaki mak dok rehat kat chains swing ittew - ah korang imagine lah sendirik! :P)...lepas dia sarungkan cikdom ke atas lemang besarnya ittew, terus je dia membolosi mak, uolss!!! Adoilaaa mujur dinch sakit sangat...mujurlah jugak sebab dia guna banyak KY Jelly githooo!

Masa dia dok tutjubs tu, of courselah berkerumun jantan lain dok mari nak tengok sambil dok mencikcap, leyy??? Aiyoohh terasa dirikiew inniew ibarat seorang cikki porn star leyy?? hahhahaha **matilaa low-budget movie!

Menjerit jerit jugak mak kat sittew kena tusuk dek jantan ni tapi lepas tu dia berenti; nak berehat menutjubs katanya...mak ikut je (bagaikan anak kambing Mary, mengekori je jantan ittew ke arah tempat persalinan). kat sittew weols shower bagai. yes uols, tempat ni mak skerzz sebab ada tempat nak mandi, basuh basuh apa yang patut. Tuala pon siap ado! Ala ala sawana jugak tapi nan-ado jacuzzi, sawana mahupun spa.

Kat sittewlah weols berbual. Nama si dia ialah Jorgen (of course!) dan asal bukan Antwerp tapi sebuah bandar dekat dekat sittew (ntuh mak pun lupa sebab berbelit lidah nak sebut!). dia kata dia bersunat sebab medical jugak...katanya susah nak tarik ke belakang kulup dia tu. So nak tak nak, kenalah dia bersunat. Dia katanya hanya suka main dan loi ngan orang yang bersunat aje; hinggakan boifren dia pon yang Buddha tu siap bersunat khas untuk dia, leyy??? **matilaaa Cinta Sejati!

Lepas tu dia ajak mak minum... masa dok minum tu, dia sibuk meraba mak dan mak pon sibuk dok meraba bonjolan celana dalam dia. Ada jantan yang dok perati kat weols dan ada yang buat buat tak perati tapi nampak sangat perati! **matilaa berbelit belit!

In no time at all, tetiba dia ajak mak main lagi ke bilik atas. kali ni masuk semula ke dalam bilik berjaring ittew...seperti biasalah mencikloi, meraba, commolot...aiyoohhh mak pasrah body mak diperlakukan sedemikian rupa dengan rakus sekals....

Lagi sekali dia ajak mak untuk menutuh...kali ni dia ajak mak ke kawasan pembaringan pula...

Apakah yang berlaku seterusnya? Apakah yang tetiba jadik embarassment kali ni? Apakah pulak yang bergegar gegar bagai nak rak?? DAN siapakah yang terlolong lolong kesedapan kena tujah??? **ya amponsssssssssss

(bersambung............. hahaha matilaaaaaaaaaaaaaamak!)

Di Empat Puncak (Bersama Jorgen) Part 1

Kannn..khelass tak tajuk entry mak kali inniew..ala ala nak berpuitis putisan kununnya tapi al-hasilnya?? Nan-ado!

Tapi takpa, sebab peristiwa mak kat kelab bogel Kinky's kat antwerp ittew menjadi noks! Mak girang lah jugak sebab lepas berdiet (READ: makan berpada pada dan healthy and lots of excercise), mak dapat lah sesuap dua lemang....

Yang mak nak cerita ni ialah fasal sorang jantan yang mak jumpa di kelab ittew lah noks...masa mak & Avang masuk ke kelab tu, memang tak berapa ramai orang pun. Yang ado, ramai yang hazab, of course! Yang chomel adalah dua orang kot masa tu tapi mak agak agak dua dua bottom sebab "sudah terang lagi bersuluh"...gaydar mak ni bergegar gegar kekdahnya... dari jauh lagi dapat kucium bau bontot mieww ittew, leyy??? **ops!

Tapi mak masih pasrah..weols pon dosi nekad..kalau nan-ado jantan kat sittew malam ittew, weols akan ke crusing bar yang satu lagi (tapi bukan kelab bogel lah) iaitu Rubz. Kelab Boots mak dan Avang tak pasti nak gi ke idak sebab malam tu dia punya tema - leathers katanya...mrasa mak kena sebat dengan tali pinggang kulit noh??? **sambil pose pose sakit bontot kena libas!

Anyway, masa mak dok pose pose ayu (tak pakai baju or suar hiks!) berdiri kat bar dalam kelab Kinky's ittew, masuklah sorang jantan yang chomel uols... walaupun tak tinggi sangat (tapi tetap tinggi sikit dari mak, leyy??). Dari awal lagi memang dia dosi jeling sampai nak juling kat mak. Bila dia dosi siap buang baju suar dia semua, dia pun also datang kat bar nak beli minuman (padahal ni minum ke nak scanning scanning jeejantan mahupun pepondan macam mak??? *ops!)

Yang mak peliknya, kenapa pulak dia pakai underwear?? walhal inniew naked party? Tapi tetaplah underwear ittew very der sendat dan menampakkan bojol, leyyy???

Masa ni dia masih lagi pandang kat mak, uolss....bila mak pandang dia, dia senyum kat mak...

Mak pon apa lagi, tross mencanak canak...***ya amponsssssss!!!!

Tapi dalam hati mak, mak masih tertanya tanya kenapa dia pakai celana dalam ni?? Adakah kerna beliau ingin menutup keaibannya kerna lemangnya kecil????

Hati nurani mak meronta ronta nak tahu....

Dalam pada ittew mata mak masih memandang sekujur tubuhnya yang ebrdada bidang dan berbonjolan ittew...but you can't really be sure besar mana lemang dalam sarung celana ittew....

Mak mula menghampiri si dia.....

(bersambung..............)

Negar Khan bikini pics in 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao'

Negar Khan has made an entry in the reality show 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao' on Sony TV. Here are the latest bikini pics of Negar Khan from 'Iss Jungle Se Mujhe Bachao'. (Click to enlarge images)













Negar Khan is a model of Norwegian-Iranian descent. She had tried to make her career in Bollywood films. She was briefly married to actor Sahil Khan.













Negar Khan was deported from India in the year 2005 because she did not have the work permit to continue working in India.

Menuju Destinasi (Penuh Pancaroba)

BA Business Lounge yang luas dan comfortable ittew.....

(Mari mari tuan puan dengar inniew cerita meroyan......)

Githooo bunyiknya noh title kali inniew. Bukan apa noks, hari tu masa mak nak gi all the way to Heathrow tu mak aihhh macam macam halangan...bila dahs ampai heathrow tu laaagilah...dua jam lebih kot dok melangut baru berlepas.... tu termasuk taxiing on the runway dok tunggu kapalterbang lain nak naik ke langit kaedahnya.. hanya kerna - HUJAN!

Yes uols, negara mat saleh yang bernama UK inniew sangat hanjeng dan siyals sekals kalau ada bibit bibit hujan yang kalau nak di compare kan dengan hujan kat Malaysia tu ibarat nak banding embun dengan Laut China Selatan, leyyy??? Jauh langit dari bumi! Tapi apakah masalahnya diorang ni sampai bila hujan rintik sikitttt pon dah ini tergendala, itu terkandas, ini delayed etc... macam haprak! Kata negara dunia pertama sangat! Eeeee geram mak!

That's just what happened to me on Friday...

No, bukan aje fasal hujan ni. Ni fasal kad nak bayar tren pon macam hanjsss. Mak ni kan sedia maklom orang mesken; nan-ado kredit kad Amex, Visa bagai nuh kan...so mak hanya ado cash card from bank mak ittewlah. Maestro Solo kekdahnya. Mak hoi kat Malaysia memang korang tak terima pon kad mak yang burok inniew! **nanges.... ntah berapa kali mak nak guna kad mak kat kedai (sebab mak malas nak cash kat ATM machine, leyy??) di Malaysia dan acap kali ittew jugak tukang tukang jual kat kedai ittew pandang semacam kat kad mak dan belek belek macam kad tu kad tipu, bleyy??? Ngok betul!

Anyway tang Jemaat baru ni pulak mak nak naik Heathrow Express from Paddington Station to Heathrow Terminal 5. Mahunya 5 kali kot mak try nak purchase tiket yang mahal nak mampsss ittew (£16.50 single journey) through their ticket machine tapi banyak tu jugak kad tak diterima katanya. Mentang mentang mak ni bukan kaya raya!! **sentapz!

So al-kaedahnya mak gi lah kat sorang abang yang tak chomel dok jual tiket inniew through a mobile ticket machine. Dia tengok kad mak, dia pon cakap "Oh we don't accept Solo". walaupun terang terang Maestro diorang accept dan dia pun dah nampak Maestro tu tertulis kat kad mak ittew...eeee geram mak! Terpaksa mak berlari lari ala ala 100m kalah Usain Bolt di tangan mak (leyyy??) ke arah ATM machine nak ambik cash!

Cittttt..podah negara dunia pertama..macam siyal!

Ohhh and then dah sampai Terminal 5 jumpa Avang bagai, hah tu diah... flight delayed sampai 2 jam! Sebabnya?? Sebab HUJAN! Boleh????

BA yang tak tahan hujan katanya...macam hampeh hahahahah

***mujur Terminal 5 British Airways Business Lounge ittew ado free internet and computer bagai - boleh mak bercucuk tanam barang sebentar di dalam Facebook ittew hiks...

***Jangan nak mengata naaa...mak mampu naik Business Class tu sebab mak hadap duit laki mak jugak!!! Hahahahaha akhirnya hadap jugak noh??? **takpalah, dia yang gatal nak ajak mak naik flight gi Brussels..hah mrasalah dia yang bayar! :P

Mujur meal dalam Business Class (one hour flight journey) boleh tahan noh..kalau idak mahunya mak berdrama queen tang tu jugaks!

p/s dengar khabarnya BA dah nak hapuskan meals dlm flight diorang yang less than 2.5 hours journey. Aiyoohh mrasa jadik set set Ryanair, Easyjet & Air Asia pulok laaaaa! **pengsan!

Nokia N86 8 MP mobile phone launched in India

Nokia has launched its new N86 8 megapixel mobile phone in India. Nokia N86 has a dual slide design, a 2.6" AMOLED display, dual LED flash, Carl Zeiss Optics, 8GB internal memory, WiFi, GPS, HSDPA, FM Transmitter and Bluetooth.



Nokia N86 runs on Symbian S60 operating system and also has features such as gaming keys, CMOS sensor, USB charging with simultaneous data transfer, UPnP and TV out, in-built compass and can take photos of fast-moving targets with its Automatic Motion Blur Reduction feature.

Nokia N86 comes in Indigo Black and White colours at a price of Rs. 27,359/-.

Nisha Kothari golden bikini photo shoot

Nisha Kothari has done a hot new photo shoot in a golden colored bikini. (Click to enlarge images)































Nisha Kothari is currently in the news for her forthcoming new horror thriller movie 'Agyaat' directed by Ram Gopal Varma.

Riya Sen sizzles in Ram Bherwani calendar

After sister Raima Sen who featured in Ram Bherwani's calendar, it is now the turn of gorgeous Riya Sen to feature in Ram Bherwani's calendar. (Click to enlarge images)

























Riya Sen is the daughter of actress Moon Moon Sen.

Sanjay Dutt birthday special - Rare pictures

Sanjay Dutt, Bollywood actor and politician, turns 50 years today. Some rare pictures of Sanjay Dutt including pictures from his childhood. (Click to enlarge images)



























Sanjay Dutt is the son of Sunil Dutt and Nargis and is married to Manyata.