Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Romain Misnel Yang Verani!!! **Sujudsss!!!!

Aiyyooo mak kepanasan noks!!! Tak kusangka, 31 mac ialah tarikh si jantan si Olympic athlete (silver medallist) dari Perancis inniew berlari lari bogel di sekitar PariTs, uolzzz!!!

Why oh why I was not in PariTs when this happened???? Why the hell do I have to be in my office bersengkang mata dan mengantukanz dan kebuhsanan tahap cipan????

Apparently he did it because he could not get a sponsor for his Olympic bid, uolzzz... nah, sekarang seluruh donia hoi what's going on..mrasa kita semua pakat pakat sponsor dia noh??? Mak nak sponsor dia jugak tapi sponsor lemang dia lah..boleh gitu??? :P

Sambil sponsor sambil membelai belai githoooo....**matilaa terlampau!

Anyway korang cari sendirilah dalam YouTube video dia berlari lari jantan sambil pegang vault pole dia tu hah! Tapi yang potong stimnyer, video tu siap black-out part yang faling perlu kita nak tengok!!!! **sentapz!!!!




Mak nak dok kat celah celah tu, voley tak????




Tengah tunggu mak kah, uolss???? :P




Mak pun nak main lompat lompat galah ngan uolz lah, bangggggggggggg



Tu diah...... berbonjol bebenor kat celah kangkang dia!!! **pengsan dalam kedaunganz

***taxi!!!! Airport now..I'm going to Paris! *ops!

Now send emails in Hindi, Tamil etc. with Gmail

Indians will now be able to type their emails in 5 Indian languages Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Kannada and Malayalam with Gmail. Gmail has recently introduced this new feature.



Now send emails in Hindi, Tamil etc. with Gmail



While composing a new email in Gmail, the user will see an icon with a Hindi character, which is enabled for Gmail users in India, by default. In case the user is not able to see this function, the user can go to 'Settings' page and enable it in the 'Language' section.



After clicking on the languages icon, the user can type the words as they sound in English. Gmail automatically converts those words into the selected Indian local language.



Google has also made this feature available on Google India Labs, Orkut, Blogger and iGoogle.

Urmila Matondkar hot bikini pics

Some hot bikini pics of sexy Bollywood actress Urmila Matondkar. (Click to enlarge images)

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Urmila Matondkar was last seen in the movie RGV Ki Aag, which was a remake of Sholay.

Hot Sanober Kabir

Some hot pictures of sexy Bollywood babe Sanober Kabir. (Click to enlarge images)

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Sanober Kabir did some music videos which were quite popular. Sanober has also acted in Bollywood movies such as Mehbooba, Kyon? Basti, Angaar -The Fire, Mother 98. Sanober is related to actor Raza Murad.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Oh Anak Omak!

Hari tu tetiba jah handphone mak berdering. Bila mak tengok aiyoyoo ni kak Temah KB mak ni lagi nih...ni mesti ada benda baru panassss gossip tak hengat ni kalau dia call. Kalau nak harapkan dia call just for chit chat?? Jangan harap! **matilaa kau Temah!
So bila mak jawab terus jah ni, tanpa bagi salam bagai ***eee macam pengganas Serbia lah kau nyah! *ops! terus ala ala meraong gittew dalam phone. Mak pun pelik pehal kau ni Temah, tak pernah meraong macam orang gila kena makan cacing cenggini?

Kak Temah terus cakap "Noks, kau tahu kan baru baru ni laki mak dan anak jantan dia yang hensem tu, alaa yang ramai dok tergila gila kan kat dia tu lah, pergi ke sebuah bandaraya di Eropah ni nak ber-weekend katanya. Alang alang dah kat sana, sang bapak i.e laki mak ni bawaklah dia sekali ke pub pub gayah kat sittew kan? Nak nak pulak hotel diorang pun dekat sangat dengan pub pub ittew"



Kak Temah, lenkali kalau nak borak ngan mak dalam phone, cuba beradab sikettt!!!!

Mak dengar je lah..mak pun dinch hoi ujung pangkal... ni nak cerita sebab laki dia tu main kayu tiga kot??? ***walhal kau lagi teruklah Temah! *ops!

Kak Temah "Gini ceritanya, so bapak dia bawak dia gi merata lah ni from one gayah pub to ke gayah pub yang lain; diperkenalkan anak jantan dia yang chomel tu kepada kawan kawan dia yang gayah yang lain. Of courselah anak dia bukan gayah pun kan tapi tak gayah pun, dia sporting noks..tu yang mak suka"

Mak pun cakap "Noks, kau ni nak buangkan masa aku ke??? What's the point of this story??? Dah semua okey tu, yang kau dok meraong mengongoi bagai tu dah kenapa??? kau buang tebiat???"

Kak Temah" ehhh noks, sabar lah dulu...ni hah dah si bapak ni nampak anak jantan dia tu dah nampak macam letih dan agak mabuk mabuk dah, terus lah kan dia soh anak dia gi naik masuk bilik hotel dan tidur. Walaupun anak dia umur dah 22 gitu tapi cakap bapak, kadang kadang tu ikut jugak noks!"

"So si bapak ni belum letih lagi so dia pun pergila bar itu..pastuh bar ini..... last last dia sampai semula ke kelab malam gayah tempat dia bawak anak jantan dia tadi tu dan tetiba bartenders kat sittew menerpa sang bapak dan cakap "Anak awak gayah lah..anak awak gayah!" kata diorang kats ang bapak"

Mak kaget "ehh...cemana ni? Takkan datang kelab gayah pun kau kena chop terus sebagai gayah?? "

Kak Temah "Tak nyah..ni part yang best..actually ikut kata si bartender tu, anak jantan dia tu tetiba datang lagi masuk kelab tu tanpa si bapak. Ni mesti masa lepas bapak soh dia gi tido nih... and bukan itu aje, dah masuk kelab ni, jumpa jantan, terus commolot ngan sorang jantan ni dan gi ke bilik gelap kat bawah nuh...mak pun hampir pitam bila laki mak dok cerita kat mak ni uols!!"

Mak pun terkujat "Ehhh anak tiri kau yang chomel tu gayah ke?? Cemana ni noks??? Dia kan banyak gifriend gittew??? Ehhh mak pun jadik konfius lah!"


Terkejut, terkujat, terkulat kulat... melopong jadiknya mulut mak mendengar berita panasss Kak Temah


Kepada Kak Temah, tabahkan hati, noks...tak semestinya sebab peristiwa inniew, uols tak kan menimang cucu. Baguslah anak tiri kau tu "menyemai benih merata rata" buat masa sekarang; sekurang kurangnya nanti dia akan dapat pastikan jalan mana dia nak: jalan dengan cikki ataupun nanti jalan dengan jantan!
Jangan dia lepas kawin ngan cikki masih dok nak main ngan jantan lain udahler... merasa pompuan tu dok layan lagu "Resahku" dan "Menaruh Harapan" karang!

Kak Temah sambung lagi (tak habes lagi brok brek pompuan nih!) "Mak dan laki mak dapat tahu dua tiga tahun lepas anak lelaki laki mak ni memang siap ada profil dalam salah satu network sosial gayah gayah ni............"

Mak: makin besar molot mak melopong!


p/s Nanti mak cerita kisah pelahchoran mak di negara seberang sana - satu kat kelab pelahchoran dan satu lagi kat sawana ..mrasa!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Mak Yang Pekak Badak

Al-kisahnya mak tengah dok tunggu bas nak balik rumah setelah pulang dari Germany tadi. Long story about how I eventually got to Cambridge after 40 minutes National Express coach delayed (macam siyal hanjeng haramzada!). Patutlaaa nobody uses public transport these days sebab servis macam sengal!

Anyway, masa dok tunggu bas tu, mak ternampak ada sorang abang gagak also dok tengah tunggu bas and it turned out, he's also waiting for the same bus. Tapi destinasi dia je lain, uolzzz...

So we got talking and actually he's in Cambridge area just for 5 days sebab ada tugasan khas katanya. Tugasan apa tu mak dinch hoi lah kalau dia cakap betoi ke idak.. jangan tugasan nak merampok menipu dan mengswindle wang kitorang udahler!!! **matilaa stereotipikal sangat mak nieh!

Masa dok bercakap ni memang mak banyak dinch faham apa ke benda yang dia dok brok brek brok brek kan. Dengan accent aprika nyer tu..aiyoooooo asik asik amk kena cakap "excuse me" sokmo!!! **matilaa Marjorie Dawes Little Britain ittew!
So dia ada tanya mak asal mana. So mak cakaplah Malaysia. Of course mak tanyalah dia balik "So, where are you from?"

"Holland" katanya "but born in Nigeria"

Ooo orang Nigeria duduk kat Holland...patutlaa macam rusa masuk kampung, kan? Lost githoo!

So mak tanya lagi "Where in Holland are you from?"

Dia cakap "Holland...Holland"

Mak pun felik...ni macam tipu je dok Holland. Tak tahu pulak bandaraya kat Holland tu? Mak ingatkan dia nak kata dia asal Amsterdam kaaa.... Rotterdam kaaaa, kan? Ni idak..HOLLAND jugak jawapan dia...

Apa dia hengat Holland tu kecik macam bilik kecik belakang umah dia kat kampung kat Nigeria tu kah??? *ops!



Ni lah gamaknya suku sakat mamat tu! *ops!

Mak takdelah pulak nak soh dia clarify kan "Holland" tu kan..tapi mak terus cakap "In Holland, I have a few friends in Haarlem" Gittew..vangga kekdahnya ada kawan kawan ramai merata donia.

Mat gagak ni angguk je lah..ntah dia paham ntah idak Haarlem tu kat mana, kan??? Tu lah, kampung ceruk mana ntuh kat Nigeria nih?? Holland pulak katanya! Choiiiiii!!!!!

Anyway not long after that, there's another lady also waiting for the bus and all three of us got talking and she asked him where he's from.

Oh my God..I nearly fainted, uolzzz!!!

Mat gagak ni cakap "I was born in Nigeria but I live in LONDON!"

Whaaattt????? LONDON????? Kenapa mak dengar dia kata HOLLAND tadi????

Aiyoyoooooooooo malu nyer makkkk..... tak tahu mana nak sorok muka ni uolllssss...


Mak jugak lah yang badak..dahlah pekak...tayar kat perut bersepah sepah!!!! ***meraong!!! Ikut suka hati koranglah nak speku mak badak yang mana satu!

Pekak badak sungguh lah mak nih!!!

Tapi mak salahkan dia jugak; lain kali sebut perkataan omputih tu betul betul; jangan dok terikut ikut sangat accent kau!!! **ops!!!!

p/s Nanti lah mak cerita fasal perjalanan mak di Jerman termasuk berita gempar tentang anak kepada KB mak... mak hampir pitam!

Katrina Kaif, Ranbir Kapoor shoot of Ajab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani

Katrina Kaif and Ranbir Kapoor are currently shooting for Rajkumar Santoshi's new movie 'Ajab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani'. Here are some pictures from some of the scenes which were being picturised on them. (Click to enlarge HQ images)

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According to sources, Katrina Kaif and Ranbir Kapoor have reportedly got very close to each other during the filming of this movie. Deepika Padukone is reportedly upset. Wonder what Salman Khan's reaction is!

Hot Shradha Sharma

Shradha Sharma is a model and actress. (Click to enlarge images)

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Shradha Sharma has acted in TV serials such as Sarthi on Star Plus and she has also done TV commercials such as Dettol, Lizol, Mortein and many others.

Urvashi Sharma bikini pictures

Some bikini pictures of actress Urvashi Sharma from her early modelling days. (Click to enlarge images)

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Urvashi Sharma is a model who made her Bollywood debut with Akshaye Khanna in Abbas Mustan's film.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Anak Ikan Kawan Weols

Nyah semua, presenting kawan weols oso merangkap anak ikan kat negara Jerman ittew.... Krizz uolsss.... baik perangai dan mesra alam lah...




Memberikan psoe istimewa kat tempat dia bekerja - K1 Club di Dusseldorf.





Peluk peluk bahu dengan Cleeopatah uolss!!!



Menawan kan senyuman dia????

Alah uols jangan nak speku lelebey naaa.... mak takkan ngap punyer anak ikan ni (lagiponnnnn nak ke dia kat mak???? Hahahahah tak kan punyer lah!). Kalau mak unggah bawak balik bilik pun paling paling busuk, mak akan peluk peluk dia buat bantal peluk; ittew sahajork.

Tak berani lah mak nak buat ngan dia...rasa macam buat ngan adik sendiri pulak!!!! Tak kuasa mak, nyah!!!

Unfortunately mak tak kan kot jumpa si Krizz ni this weekend sebab weols akan ke bandaraya lain for the weekend. Oh well, next time lah mak jumpa dia....

Have a great weekend uols..mak ni dah nak naik flight awal pepagi esok nieh! Bukan Ryanair kali ni; Air-Berlin uolsss..... ehsan Avang lah jugak (memang elok dia bayar flight mak pun, dah dia punyer fasal mak kena gi merata tiap tiap ujung minggu!).

Tapi kali ni semalaman sahajork..Ahad dah nak balik dah...tu ntah sempat ntah idak nak melahchoh nih....

Auf wiedersehen!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Baibel & Peristiwa Ahad Lepas



Hah tengoklah nok, apa yang mak dosi baibel (buy-beli; acu refer Kamus Universiti Fefonens) petang tadi lepas balik kerja:

1) Thailand's Islands & Beaches - ehemmmm adalaaaaaa......

2) Malaysia & Singapore - ye lah, rindukan gegambar menarik negara tempat lahir lah noks... kena selalu beringat! :P

3) Kite Runner novel - harus mak layan baca masa nak tunggu flight gi Germany hari Sabtu nih!

4) Quick Cam - perlukah mak bagitahu???? Hahahahh matilaa Bubblebutt! *ops!

Anyway ittewlah retail therapy mak petang tadi. Dua buku travel tu mak dapat £5.00 off pun sebab siap ado voucher £5.00 off from WHSmith ittew...mak girangsss!!!! :)

Ahhh satu lagi kisah, mak belum cerita noh fasal kejadian Ahad lepas??? Well, as usual weols gi Les Bains sawana di Lille ittew dan mak sangatlah sentapz sebab biasanya merries yaamat uols tapi dek kerna Mother's Day kat Europe, jadiknya jejantanz yang best best nan-ado...mak rasa diorang ni sah sah Mummy's boys sangatz...berkepit celah ketiak mak diorang lah tu masa hari Ahad...PADAHAL.... sepatutnya hari Ahad korang hadhir sawana, kenapa degil tak hadhir????? Tu diah mak dosi naik darah! *ops!

Tapi tu hanya spekulasi mak jah uols.... sebab dinch pernah terjadi cenggini bila mana adegan sawana tak merries langsung kali inniew....

Apart from....

One guy..yes uols, mak dapat hanya sorang jantan kat sittew!!! **nanges!

Tapi at least jantan ni dahlah lemang kepala membengkak, pulak tu belok ke kiri pulak! **matiklaa kau Beyonce!

*****matiklaaa Beyonce sebab lagu Beyonce "To the left, to the left" ittew lah! Ishhhh!

Meh mak cerita sikit..so amaran lah ye, cerita sexual Melayu Terlampau!

Mak jumpa dia kat dalam steam room. Mak sengaja dok berdiri depan dia sebab bila mak tengok dia mak hoi mak pun dosi merembes kedaunganz yaamat. masa ni mak dosi berbillion kali dos dok try nak cari jantan untuk kuarkan air tambuni tapi dinch berhasil uols!!!! Dah lah pulak tu, everywhere I saw, everyone is bloody WHALES!!!!! ****lariiiiiiiiiiiii

Mak slowly menghampiri di celah celah kangkangnya secara berundur nieh...kunun mal malu tapi mahu githooo! Last last bila kulit dosi bersentuh, hmmm mulalah nafsu bergelora kan??? Tu diah, dinch ferlu mukaddimah bagai, cikloi-an dan commolot lah menjadi santapan!

Bila mak mula start duduk antara dua celah pehanya ittew, dia pun mula bisik kat mak nak tutjubs mak kat bilik private....

Oh and yes that's just what we did! Tutjubannyer amatlah memuaskan nafsu yang bergelora. Semua dari belakang; tadak depan depan punyer. kalau nak commolot pun tengkok mak yang tak sejinjang mana ni pun kena pusing belakang nak bercommolot sambil kena tujah!

Last sekali mak jugak yang cikcut *ops! Dia pulak cikcut masa dok melutut face to face dengan mak sejurus selepas habis meutjubs ittew. At least ado jugak mak dapat jantan! kalau tidak, sah sah mak dah tak datang dah tempat ittew!!! Mengertih???? **matilaa DQ kunun!

Ujung minggu ni belum hoi lagi mak chur ke idak walauponnnnn memang akan ke negara Jerman lagi pun! Tengoklah noh kalau kaki mak tak sakit. Mak akan melangkah dengan gagahnyer ke tempat pelahchoran di sana! Hajat di hati nak turut serta Naked Party di Cologne ittew...**lariiiiiiii

(Video) Megan Fox - Incredible Speed Painting

Megan Fox Speed Painting done by Nico Di Mattia. This digital time lapse painting was done using Potoshop CS software. Incredible, see it to believe!

Aishwarya Rai sexy in saree-clad pics

Aishwarya Rai, one of the world's most beautiful woman, looking sexy in a saree-clad picture. (Click to enlarge HQ images)

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Aishwarya Rai, is currently working on Mani Ratnam's new movie 'Raavana' in which she is paired with none other than her husband, Abhishek Bachchan.

Deepika Padukone, Sourav Ganguly - Knights and Angels

Deepika Padukone will be appearing as a celebrity judge with Sourav Ganguly on the reality show 'Knights and Angels' which will select the cheerleaders for Shah Rukh Khan's IPL Kolkata Knighriders cricket team. (Click to enlarge images)

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Also seen on the show with Deepika Padukone, is choreographer Shiamak Davar.

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Deepika matched a few steps on the stage with the cheerleader aspirants. This episode is expected to be shown on Saturday.