Sienna Miller Gets Naked, Sues Paparazzi

An Australian paparazzi and his London-based photographic agency are being sued by actress Sienna Miller. She claims that they did its intolerable life after to lead a "the country of annoyance" against her. In the other news, the apparent images of Miller nude in fires for the film of Hippie Hippie Shake wherever can be found on the Internet.

Awesome Christmas Decoration!

Christmas is coming quicker than you think! Check out this collectible Disney Tabletop Christmas Tree, it is beautiful!

Mamam Lemang Di Opis?

Let's see what my colleague yang kuat German accent ittew bawak balik daripada Osnabruck, Germany baru baru inniew....




Kann....mrasa mamam dicks beramai ramai di ofis...acara berjemaah kekdahnya **ops!

Ada perisa vanilla, ada perisa ceklat dan perisa kopi...sentapz non-ado perisa erni!! LOL




Seronok taww mamam beramai ramai nieh...tapi sayanglah Dickmann nih kecik kecik jah... ironic betul memandangkan benda alah ni asalnya dari Germany!!! :P

Okey noks, mak pun nak undurkan diri for the weekend. Mak akan terbang di awangan menuju ke The Fatherland - Deutschland! Avang dah ado kat sana..mrasalah dia akan melangut tunggu mak kat Aeepot!

A bit of advice from Mak Leemah - play safe naaa..... ***masih dok teringat gegambar nanah kat blog si Izuan Kunang Kunang nuh..eeeeeeeeeeeee ngeri!

Nicole Richie Whores Her Tiny Jewelry

Nicole Richie has been whoring her new line of jewelry, House of Hell Harlow. Amazingly enough, her bracelets and rings will only fit on women under the age of 7.

Denise Richards to Return to E!

Variety is reporting that Denise Richards: It's Complicated will be returning to E!. There must be just a ton of exciting new shows available for E!.

Ancient World - Mak Nak!!!!

Mrasalah nah mak masih dok paparkan gegambar masa weols gi ibu negara Greece bebaru inniew. Bukan hapa, ingat nak letak bebanyak sekaligus tapi tetahulah tenet kat umah slow gilbabs pastuh nak bertenet kat opis pun kena hati hati sebab saban minggu weols asik ado visitors jah. Sapa nak jawab kalau mak terkantol tengah browsing blog mak yang penuh cerita ceriti kalerful dan kengkadang yang terlarang ittew???




Hmm what do you think of these relics??? Telor Velociraptor?? Ad-dinch!! Hahahah..kalaulah betul telor Velociraptor, mahunya mak lari tak cukup tanah! Actually yang ni bekas tempayan kat Roman Steam-Baths jaman tok kadok dolu dolu.... kann..mrasa jaman dolu dolu pun pakat semua jejanz pakat gi sawana beramai ramai!!! Mak skerrzz!!!




See, kalaulah mak ado Time Machine, nak jugak mak gi ke jaman Ancient Greece nih.. mrasa tonggang kuda berkuda kuda bersama sama sambil Mrasa mak nyanyi lagu Abang Greekku Mengudaku Gagah Berani!

Mak rasa jaman jaman tu pun tadak masa kot nak patah gemertap bagai sebab pakat reramai kena masuk jadik rimau **aummmmmmmmm!!!! Ye lah, neighbouring city-states kan asik bergomol berperang sokmo; Sparta vs Athens lah, Corithians vs Troy lah..macam macam! Testosterone kuat sangat! Mrasa pakat reramai masuk military berperang tak pakai baju! Mrasa orgy pulak **ops!




Hmmm mak ni kan nak snappy gambor runtuhan Greek kah atau nak snappy gambar janz nih??? Tu diah khusyuk yaamat abang ni sampai dinch sedar mak mengsnappykan dirinyer yang kiut miut ittew :P

***Nak pulak rasanya mak PPC kat atas runtuhan tangga Yunani Kuno tu hah.... ala ala dialah jadik photographer mak..heheheh (veranganz tak habes habes!!!)

Melrose Place Set to Return from the Dead. Like a Stinking, Rotten Corpse

The network of mediocrity, CW Network, is considering a remake of the show Melrose Place. Much like the remake of 90210, another show for woman with more time than sense, the CW wants to create this thing. Please keep Heather Locklear away from the automobiles so that she can participate. We need to see her in the sweater of tights.

Kebahagiaanmiew Kebahagiaankiew Jua

Oowhhh mak sukaaah uols!

Don't you love it if what you're thinking was right? AND don't you even love it when the result is great?

**mrasa jadik pro dalam psychology nieh!

Uols nak tahu kenapa? Well first of all, haruslah kan sapa yang tak girang kalau nasihat yang diberikan memang betul dan walhasilnya amat menggembirakan semua pihak.

Mrasa korang garuk garuk gonad dinch faham! **opsss...hanya kepada yang ado gonads sahajork, okies? yang dosi berfefets sila garuk garuk fefets! *ops!

Meh mak sexplain - ni semua fasal hadek mak yang mak rahsiakan identitinya tempohari.

A few days after mak bagi nasihat kat dia, jantan yang dia dok buat skendel tu akhirnya bersuara jua. Well, not just bersuara... hat yang tu kita tinggalkan dulu.

Rupa rupanya jantan ittew tengah berholiday dengan partner sah dia. Dan dengar khabar dari hadek mak ni jugak, jantan nih dinch mahu berhubung dengan dia sebab ingat dosi fall-out of relationship gittew... selagi hadek mak tak sms dulu, selagi tu dia takkan ber-sms bertanya khabar!

Mrasa dua-dua DQ perkapasita hoh?

So sekarang ni mereka pun menjalinkan hubungan terlarang ittew kembali **opss matilamak jugek!

Al-hasilnya? LJ hadek mak pedih akibatnya..opss... mrasa speku nah apa ke benda theyols buat! **chabotttttttttttttt!

Matiker mak dok cerita storymory fasal kisah idop orang lain...dosi boringkah riwayat hidup mak inniew??? **nanges!

p/s Mak bz noks actually...stocktake at work!

Celebrity Sunglasses: Katie Holmes Sunglasses

Working her way up the fashion icon ladder, Katie Holmes is proving to be the new face of low key glamour spruced up with first class designer brands. From her choice in Chloe bags and Chanel coats, it is no wonder she is the new one to watch.
Her choice of great sunglasses isn't lacking either. Mrs Katie Holmes-Cruise has been seen in an array of sunglasses recently, with oversized styles being a favourite. In New York, Katie has been shading herself from paparazzi flashes with a unique pair on Balenciaga Bal 00333/S sunglasses. These sunglasses are a plastic frame, with another metal frame wrapped around the top of the lenses which work their way out and act as the arms of the sunglasses. A hard style to pull off due to its narrower size, so definitely try before you buy.
This week Katie was seen wearing the new Dolce and Gabbana 2050 B sunglasses. These sunglasses are a large round rimless style with a refreshingly discreet Swarovski crystal DG logo on the sides, perfect if your after a vintage look.

The exclusive Oliver Peoples range has fast become popular with many celebrities and Katie is sporting the new Oliver Peoples Sofiane Sunglasses. These sunglasses are of the highest quality featuring suspended metal which gives off the illusion that the internal wire is floating. These sunglasses have also been seen on Tori Spelling, Claudia Schiffer, Christina Aguilera and Kate Beckinsale.

Lastly, Katie has been wearing the classically styled Michael Kors 526 sunglasses in dark navy. The sunglasses which were first made popular by Angelina Jolie and were later seen on Jennifer Garner and Jessica Alba and have finally made their way on this pretty face. These are beautifully crafted sunglasses with crocodile skin pattern arms and a small Michael Kors logo plate on the sides. Simple and truly beautiful.

Danity Kane Down to Two Ho's

Aubrey O'Day, D. Woods and now Shannon Bex have either been booted from or have left Danity Kane. In other news, a tree fell in the forest.

Donnie and Marie Extend Stay in Las Vegas, World Rejoices

Donnie and Marie Osmond have extended their Las Vegas variety show at the Flamingo for two more years through October 10th. There is no truth to the rumor that Marie's dolls have been buying up all the tickets.

Wide as wide can be

Although Skinny jeans have become somewhat of a staple, it seems that celebrities are pushing the calf cinching style to the back of their wardrobes for the time being.
Celebrities are bringing back 70's Flare and boyfriend style jeans as advocated by the catwalks. Ashley Tisdale was in Rome attending the 3rd Rome International Film festival wearing an on-trend blue floral tank top paired with a grey leather jacket and some refreshing wide leg pants.

Always the one to stay on top of the trend, Victoria Beckham launched her Fall 2008 DvB collection at Jade's in Dusseldorf Germany recently and added shape to her twig like frame with a pair of kicking flares.

Making one of her rare appearances, Jessica Biel, alongside Ashley Tisdale attended the 3rd Rome International Film Festival. She wore a smart silvery grey pant suit that was a nod to the man style trend. Her wide leg pants were perfect for hiding a pair of sky-high heels which made her look that much more statue-esque.

Lauren Conrad whose life revolves around filming her reality TV show, partying and shopping had the time to do a little outfit shopping for her recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. She rocked up wearing a nicely put together outfit which consisted of a white Yaya top, Mike&Chris leather jacket, Chanel bag and a Saks studded belt as seen on Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City movie. However her black bellowing trousers were the true statement as to the direction of womens wear for the next few seasons.

Menternak Perut Sampai Memboyot Diri

Hujung minggu, Sabtu - seperti biasalah weols malas sesangat nak memasak.. lagipun Avang tu hah tetiba mengidam makanan South East Asian piula. Pembawakan budak kot? **ops! **matilaa mak mengeTOP!

So weols booked meja kat sebuah Thai Restaurant about 15 minutes drive from where we live. We've been there like twice before and the food always very der marvelous, uols!!!

Chhef chef cikki Thai pun kalau ternampak mak kat meja tu mulalah nak berbors bors, voley??? Tapi voley diorang dok mukaddimah bors bors tuh dalam bahasa Thai?? Mrasa mak ternganga tercengang! Hiks.... **matilaa Tingtong Makadengdeng!



Aiyooo gambor kabur piula - ni mak nyer main dish Seafood with chillies (Seafood bercili lebey kurang) and very very PEDASSSSS indeed dan sodap baitu! Avang punyer tu beef curry ke hapa ntah....



Ehhh gambar tunggang terbalik patutnya hat yang ni gambar memula - ni starter weols termasuk tu hah sweetcorn fritters ke hapa ntuh and sotong celup tepung **matilaa cannibalism kawum sendirik!



Kannn.... tinggal kuah sikit dan kerang mussels jah lepas habis marathon melantak ittew...kenyang sesangat! Thanks Avang for the dinner!

So, what did we do the next day lepas menternak body??? Apa lagi melachor lah kerjanya lain tak bukan ke tempat yang bernama Vault ittew...yang bengkeknya nak gi sana okey jah tapi bila nak bals bals tu, mak oiiiii traffic jam gilbabs punyer celaka. Macam ni punyer gaya punyer traffic jam, baek say sayonara je lah kat Olympic 2012!

****Vault inniew Underwear Party uols....mrasa pakai maximum suor dalam! Kau ado berani???? Hiks... ***mrasa mak pakai bikini ops!

Aaaanyway, yang fenting weols sempat chor beberapa jam kat Vault ittew. Mak cuma dapat sorang jah tu pun sebab aiyyoo abang Austrian ni bagaikan "rash" asik nak ngan mak jah macam belangkas kerjanya! Comel jugak abang Austrian ni (nama dia Jurgen - typical Germanic name sangat!) tapi dia ala ala sama tinggi ngan mak (tapi body dia lagi slim lah dari mak kan..ye lah, mak ni kan dosi kimpah kekdahnya! **nanges!!!).

Lemang dia?? Hmmm okey okey jah... tapi hmmmm gagah berani uols; ntah berapa kali ntuh dok menutjubs mak pelbagai posisi kat dalam tempat ittew especially kat atas satu tilam blow up yang ala ala bentuk dia macam banana ittew - memudahkan uols untuk bertukar tukar posisi dengan mudah dan tanpa apa apa kerenah! Hiks!

Jurgen ni pulak aduhai bila dah macam belangkas ngan mak nih mulalah ajak mak gi bar nak belikan mak minumanlah pastuh bisik kat telinga mak nak ajak mak gi umah dia buat private show bagai tapi mak terpaksa tolak mentah mentah uols sebab takkan mak nak tinggalkan Avang kat sittew..plus, he won't even let me go on my own that's for sure!

***Don't get me wrong, mak bukan mengeluh sebab ado jantan sekor nak asik duaplohpatjam ngan mak uols tapi he should know lah kan..tempat ittew untuk melampiaskan nafsu; bukan untuk dapatkan bini sampai ke anak cucu! **ops!

Tapi semasa mak dok busy dengan si jurgen ni, uols hoi Avang tengah buat hapa?? Hamboiii pakcik tu churanz tak hengat uols...orgy bagai kekdahnya...tiga empat lemang best best dia dapat!!!! **pitam!!!!!!!!!!

Vodafone 3G Wireless MY ARSE!

Sedia maklum weols masih non-ado jalur lebar (broadband) kat apartment baru weols sampai ke lening! Tu yang sentapz tu..**mrasa entry pun dah sentap...tajuk laaagilah sentapz sampai mencharotz!

Yang weols masih pakai guna ialah the ever so jaman tok kaduk punyer teknologi i.e dial-up connection yang selo gilbabs ittew...**tu hat sampai skang dinch letak gegambar bebanyak tuh dalam internet...slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So weekend baru ni, weols gi kedai Carphone Warehouse yang jual segala amla gadget, mobile phone etc ittew termasuk hat yang ni - wireless connection wherever you are 3G katanya. Letak je kat USB port tu, connect, truss dapat 3G - fast katanya!

So Avang pun truss terpana dan belilah menatang alah ni for around £60.00 plus £15.00 a month line rental for 18 months lamanya. Mak rasa kat Malaysia pun ada benda ni kan?? Ntah..mak dinch hoi..dah lama tak balik! *ops!




Bila dah balik umah, pasang je, aiyooo bukannya 3G kau... taraf taraf GPRS jah!! And it's fookin' slow..slower than the dial-up connection weols tu hah!

Eeee mencik betullaaaa menatang ni...kata 3G??? Apa ke benda G pun tak timbul.. 3G palla hotok dia..Garu Garu Gonad kot 3G nih??? Hampehs!!!

Memang hari ni nak kena hatar balik menda tak guna nih...ishhh perabih masa jah!

p/s mak sempat berbors bors lite lite dengan Cikgu Garang yang sekarang inniew sedang melanjutkan pelajaran di UK kekdahnya.. entah bilalaaa nak jumpa kan? Tapi takpa, lama nampaknya dia akan ada di UK, so hopefully one of these days lah kan? Dia suka sora mak katanya..haiyoo cemana tu? Sora lemak lemak merdu kah atau sora serak serak basah?? Or even worse sora garau garau lemak pondan??? ***matilamak!

Menternak Diri Melalui Rasa Hati

Kannnnn.. tetiba jah tajuk ala ala falsampah piula. Actually mak dinch hoi pun nak letak tajuk hapa..takkan nak letak tajuk dot..dot..dot..jah..kang orang kata mak tadak modal pulak (oopss walhal dah terus terang cakap tadak modal... matilaaaaaaaaaaaaa).

Hari tu kan ada sorang hadek mak ni aiyyooo noks, mak terpaksa bagi dia nasihat skett. Bukan apa, dia ala ala malmalkuc piula nak menyambungkan tali silaturfefets dia ngan janz hat yang sorang nih. kekdahnya hari tu dia DQ tak hengat ngan jantan ni sampai tak bagi jantan tu masuk umah pun (bila jantan tu nak masuk).. kau ada berani say NO to jantan kegemaran korang??? **sujudsssss!!!!

Kata hadek ni lagi yang sebenor benornya dia bengkek dengan janz ni sebab dia suspek janz ni jumpa gayah lain. Tu diah... jeles noh? Mak faham noks... hadek ni cakap lagi masa memula kenal mengenal antara pusat dan lutu dulu, kemain janz ni siap cakap dia akan bagitahu si hadek ni if he's seeing someone else. Noks, let me say something - jantan camni memang tak boleh percaya sangat. walaupun seks dan lemang nyer hebat, cakapnya memang cakap tak serupa bikin. The most important thing is to live for the moment and enjoy every single seconds of it bila bertemu (apakah yang bertemu? Lemang dan fefets mieww kah?? **ops!)

So mak dah nasihat kat hadek mak ni soh dia sms si janz tu. Sebab dengan berdiam diri, dia takkan tahu if that particular janz masih sayangkan dia or not BUT dengan ber-sms (dan telan balik pride ittew) at least hadek mak ni akan tahu where he stands with this guy.

Tapi nampaknya janz ni pulak dah kuat bebenor dengan DQ nyer..tak berjawab kata hadek mak ni. Kesian hadek mak. Tapi takpa noks, uols masih chanteque dan muda bergetah...fefets pun masih tight lagi noh?? Mrasa cari yang lain.

Sekor pergi, beribu yang datang sujuds kat kaki noks!!!! Voley???? **matilaa overconfident!

So moral of the story kepada hadek hadek yang kat luar sana, bila dah jumpa jantan bagai, elakkan daripada terlalu DQ nah? Kang hilang terus jantan tu. BUT then kalau uols tak kisah, Aiman pun tak kisah. You want it, you get it..if you don't want it, just F-off lah kan? **matilaa meroyan!

Mak Leemah - mak nak mintak maaf kat hadek mak ni sebab mak siap story mory serba sedikit fasal kemaslahatan dia dengan janz sekor nih. Anggaplah ianya sebagai teladan untuk hadek hadek dan ahkak ahkak yang lain nah?? Sayang uols *HUGS*

p/s Takpa, no one knows sapa hadek mak nan-seorang nih. Mak kan ramai HADEK!

Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long Are NOT Seeing Each Other. Sort of.

Kirsten Dunst continues to deny she is seeing the Mac Slob, Justin Long, again. She continues to deny this while trying extra hard to be spotted with him out in public. She needs to hang his butt upside down by a Mac mouse cable and kiss him with the hard nipples.

Heather Mills Blows Through Divorce Money

Heather Mills has reportedly already spent half of her $50 million divorce settlement from Beatleman Paul McCartney. She is also asking Paul for another home, reportedly around $5 million dollars. What a special woman she is!

Have A Great Weekend!

Yes uols, mrasa mak tinggalkan uols dengan gegambar male stripper yang mak saksikan persembahan hebat beliau di Madrid last month. Matilaaaa photo basi kan, tapi basi bagi maklah sebab mak tengok sokmo *ops! tapi uols belum tengok, hah mrasa try buat hat aksi yang last sekali nuh. sapa boleh buat sila isi borang nak jumpa mak - sebab m,ak nak tengok persembahan uols ittew!!! **matilaaa kedaung!




Memula pose pose kefitt ayu tapi bermuskuls bagai.... pandai noh kefitt..mak pun voley buat!

Kau ada berani buat gini depan mak??? **pitam!

Kalau berani sila isi borang dalam ruangan komentar!!! LOL

Have a great weekend uols sesambil try aksi contortionist inniew nah?? daaaaaaaaaaaa

Cerita Ceriti Meroyan Tak Tentu Hala

Uolsss mak masih sentipz sebab tenet selo gilbabs, bank clerk cawangan bandar mak ni pun bengap gilbabs jugeks (what on earth that bitch was doing?? I clearly gave her my address terang terang with house number..tu pun she failed to put that bloody number in my file!!! Fucking bitch!) which means one thing - mak dinch boleh draw out money or even pay my bills tanpa cash card yang baru! Bengap punyer clerk!!!

And.... I could not watch my favourite TV program in the living room atas sebab sebab tertentu (only kena masuk bilik tido and be the anti-social one tengok sensorang tv kat dalam tu!!!)




Motif snappy gambar kasut??? Ni masa weols kat pantai berhampiran Athens - quiet a relaxing day doing bugger-all! The beach not as lovely as the ones in Sitges but that'll do!

Yang pasti, beach dekat Athens ni very der posh uols... ramai sangat kuarga kuarga yang kaya raya kekdahnya.... menakutkan sangat food prices dia! **matilaa sengkek!



We managed to visit the site of the first modern Olympics in Athens. Will publish the photo of the stadium soon..so unique onelah..ala ala stadium sekerat kekdahnya. You'll see it soon here!

Patung hat kat atas ni nak commemorate the first gold medalist in discuss thrower khabarnya. Motif bertelanjang bulat?? Modern olimpik pun vogelanz kah?? I wish!



Mak skerrr baju ni lah only that mak dinch beli pun baju ni sebab kang orang kata mak gelenya pulok, dih?? ***matilaaa buat buat tak gelenya ala ala plastik gelenya hiks....

Mrasa the story of my life hoh - drinking (air mineral lah!), f***ing (no...bukan mak yang buta..mak yang kena! **ops!) and eating (matilaaaa terburai abdomenkieww!!!)



Hiks...mrasalah korang tengok dengan mata kepala sendiri betapa indahnya pemandangan dari luar balkoni hotel room weols semasa weols berada di Athens. Chanteque kan???? Macam SETAN!!!! LOL

Anne Hathaway on Broadway?!

Broadway World has been reporting that a secret, closed door reading with Anne Hathaway took place this weekend for the musical Promises, Promises. This is a musical comedy based on the film The Apartment by Billy Wilder.

We will be dwelling through the wall grinder!

Toni Braxton Eliminated from Dancing With the Stars

Toni Braxton and her professional partner, Alec Mazowas, were eliminated from Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night. That it is good on the thorax it is not always like good on the track from dance.

Celebrities remaining in the competition include TV personality Brooke Burke; singer Lance Bass; former NFL star Warren Sapp; Olympic gold medalist Maurice Greene; actor Cody Linley; and actresses Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci. Chef Rocco DiSpirito, reality TV star Kim Kardashian, actor Ted McGinley and comedian Jeffrey Ross were previously eliminated.

Mamarazzi Athens

Hmmmm tak tahulah pulak kan tetiba weols terserempak dengan sekumpulan cyclists yang nak berlumba on Saturday bebaru nih. Mujur noh bukan Naked Cycling, kalau idak..harusss mati kering kontang mak tang tu jugak!!! ***apa tataw yang kering??? Hiks.........

Memula mata mak melilau terpana dinch hoi celah celah kangkang sapa mak nak tengok...tapi akhirnya...

Mak ternampak abang cyclist yang pakai baju biru tua inniew... muka serius tapi comeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Maka sibuklah mak asik snappy snappy sampai mak rasa dia pun perasan mak dok pandang dia..hiks...oh well, bestnya kalau dapat!!! LOL

Jangan pandang belakang!!! Lihatlah saya bang.... saya yang di depan abangggggggggggggg..... ***sambil nyanyi lagu Pandanglah, lihatlah, pinggangku yang ramping dan dadakieww yang bidang...*ops!

Merembessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very der gagah kaki nyer ittew..... montok yaamat!

p/s Mak tadi dapat sms from kawan mak si Lantern ittew and dia siap cakap dalam program TV3 yang begelar 360 (mak dinch hoi pun program ni ever exist!) dok tayangkan fasal blog Sherita. I don't know to what extent the program menyelar blog Sherita yang penuh dengan kalerful life ittew but sah sah bila tenet kat umah mak ni dosi laju gilbabs, mak akan try nak tengok! Lantern cakap dia cecuba nak tunggu kot kot blog mak pun masuk, last last takde! Mujur nyah! Cukuplah dengan terbitnya blog blog akak akak Fefonens dalam majalah tak perlu ittew beberapa tahun lepas. Just let us live our life as we like it. Weols tak porak perandakan hidup uols pun!

Jessica Simpson Launches New Stink Juice

Jessica Simpson launched her new perfume thing, Fancy, on Saturday. It has been described as a sweet fragrance with ingredients like "pear, apricot nectar, toasted almonds and caramel." And semen.

Ivanka Trump Whores Microwave Meals

Why it has not enough money, the Ivanka Trump is the schilling for Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers. This is the food that can sit in its writing desk for a year until she wants to eat it. Yum.

eDiets Meal Delivery Plan

eDiets.com's meal delivery service, Deliciously Yours, was acknowledged by the premier award-winning food website, Epicurious.com, as the best meal delivery service. Judged on flavor, nutrition, portion size, convenience, variety, and customer service & support tools, Deliciously Yours earned 3 out of 4 stars and blew the competition away! eDiets offers customizable popular diet and fitness plans that feature innovative motivational and support tools.

Mak LEEmah Guide To Athens

Meh mak nak story mory lagi catatan perjalanan weols ke negara kuno yang penuh dengan mitos dan lagenda ittew.... satu jah diorang ni, Dewa Dewi theyols hat yang diorang sembah tu semuanya perangai macam manusia biasa (yang perangai ntah apa apa) - persetubuhan haramlah, bunuh oranglah..haiyooo menakutkan! Tuhan Tuhan tu jugak hat diorang nak sembah noh??? Tapi tanpa mitos mitos dan Gods/ Godesses inniew, maka tak meriahlah negara Greek inniew kan?

Ada lagi beberapa perkara yang mak nak catatkan as below:



1) Mrasalah uols otak berbelit belit nak faham apa ke benda theyols dok tenyeh kat signboard diorang. Mujur jah tempat tourists berlambak, siap ada subtitle dalam Roman Alphabet (kalau idak, mrasa masuk kelas Greek Alphabet now!).

Meh try kalau pakai guna Greek Alphabet, nama mak jadiknya:

M



2) Anjing anjing tak bertuan berlambak lambak kat jalan jalan lah, kat temple ruins lah...sampai kalau nak minum kat cafe kat tengah tengah bandaraya tu pun anjing ado. Yang siap mentally disturbed punyer anjing pun ado (weols ternampak beberapa kali beberapa ekor anjing in different occassions menyalak tak hengat dan cuba nak geget teksi atau bas yang tengah bergerak kat jalanraya - mujur jah anjing tu tak mampos keras kena langgar!)

Satu lagi anjing anjing ni tak suka kalau kita dok tenung theyols..harus menyalak tak hengat hah mrasalah kau punyer jantung berdup dap dup dap...jangan ca-alif-but, kang dikejar terus pulak korang! Mrasa tak cukup tanah nak lari kang!



3) Of course jejanz Athens satu lagi lah kan (hat yang atas ni mak cop dulu naa Aina..habibi uols takdak jgn dok kacau hat yang ni..ni ana yang punya LOL). Merembes rembes mak tengok one of these guys yang tengah nak berlumba beskal. memang ramai masa tu tengah nak tunggu green light tapi yang ni..woahhhhh peha gebu, muka chanteque and a few times memang boleh nampak terus outline lemang dia yang garganz ittew (walaupun tengah terkulai lah kan..unless dia tercanak sebab tengok mak?? Cemana tu??? Matiker mak veranganz hahahahahh). Nanti mak letak lagi gegambar abang lumba beskal ni...***hampir pitam mak masa tu sebab terpana dan terpesona dengan keindahannnya :P

Mak rasa pelik sebab dinch ramai pun set set Asians macam kita kat Athens ni..hat ada pun semuanya tourists straight. Takdak pun dok bersidai nak churanz sama kat kelab kelab mahupun yang sesaja nak berbors bors kat pubs/ cafes. Rasanya theyols ni lebih suka gi ke Mykonos kot..hmm mrasalah banyak competition kat sittew...weols memang nak gi Mykonos one day! Gay-ah heaven khabarnya!

Memang first night sampai Athens tu, weols truss lah kan dok mencari tempat pelachoran. Lamda Club lah tempatnya dan memang ada cruising area kat basement bawah daripada dance floor kat atas tu. Tapi bayar nak masuk mahal lah jugak around €10.00 (include first drink).

***Oh satu lagi fasal Athens - food and drinks price are quite pricey so choose bebbaik nah kalau nak melantak dan minum tu (tapi mineral water sangatylah murs..usually €0.50 jah sebotol!)

Malam tu memang mak kena usha dengan pakcik tak perlu Lebanon dan sorang abang tak perlu Greek..eww tak hengen occay?

Tapi dapat jugak malam ittew mak mrasa lemang lemanganz Greek for the first time - takdak adegan menutjubs pun just mencikloi yang sorang ni sempat menggesel gesel lemang dia di antara dua belah peha mak sampai dia cikcut hah! basah uols mak nyer peha jadiknya!

Yang sorang lagi ni macam kupu kupu; tak stick to one person for more than 5 minutes..asik bertukar jantan kerjanya and I don't blame him, he's gorgeous! Sempat mak cikloi dia sambil mencangkong kat sittew....hampir mak tercekik sebab dia rammed lemang dia ke dalam molot mak dengan ganas! Lemang dia tebalss dan garganz uols...meriah!

Ada lagi ceritera churanz mak di Athens ittew..tiga malam berturut turut uols!!! gegeh kununnya!