Winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2008

Kann..ibarat rumah dah siap pahat masih berbunyi. Ntahlah uols, I am always excited about Eurovision Song Contest especially when the participants' songs were as great as this year's in Belgrade!

Thank to Eurovision TV website, I got these photos - it's like I was there hoh?? I wish though!!! I'd like to take photos with my favourite Ani Lorak & Charlotte Perrelli...and most of all nak hambek gambar ngan Dima Bilan biar Miss Coco Chanel ittew jeles :P

Anyway, mak nak ucapkan happy birthday to Kuzz and selamat kembali ke alam blogging kepada Puan Zaiton Sameon a.k.a Goddess Selene skirt singkat basah bawah jambatan :P

Here are some of the photos from the Eurovision song contest held in Belgrade last weekend:




Dima Bilan of Russia with the song Believe (produced by Timbaland) won the competition for Russia (for the very first time). He was helped by a violinist and a skater on stage!



My favourite - Charlotte Perrelli of Sweden with the song Hero. Unfortunately she did not win nor she was in the top ten of the grand final voting results. Norway did so much better with their ballad (they got to no. 5!).



I must say (and agreed with UK's presenter) that Charlotte has the best pins on the stage in this competition! BUT what's with her face and eye?? Suntik kah????




Ani Lorak of Ukraine with the great pop song called Shady Lady performing on stage with her gorgeous male dancers! You should see the official video to this song..she's great!




Ani Lorak did good - she came second for this year's Eurovision. Her real name is Karolina but had to change to Ani Lorak (spelling backward for Karolina) because of some other singer already used the name Karolina a few years back.




Boaz Mauda (20 yrs old) of Israel singing The Fire In Your Eyes (penned by Eurovision Song Contest winner Dana International). He's so fit, isn't he?? Funny how Israel is categorised as part of Europe...hmmmmm. He did well for Israel - 9th position in the final.




Icelandic duo Euroband (Fridrik Omar & Regina Osk) with the upbeat pop-gay-anthem song called This Is My Life. Mak rasa sorang tu PLU yang sorang lagi tu pengkid (ikut mulut hadek hadek kat sini lah, uols). They were placed at 14th position in the final.



Isn't she the cutest and sweetest?? Kalomira of Greece with the song My Secret Combination. She managed to get third place. Memula ingat dia dosi nak memang dos!




Siroshi of Armenia with the dance song Qele, Qele - she was placed 4th!



Occay for Dima Bilans' fans out there - the photo of him showing off his chest and body on the stage. Badril, I think you are right...perhaps this gesture greatly helped him to win!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Hopefully next year we both could travel to Russia for the Eurovision Song Contest 2009!!! Who knows where it'll be held - perhaps either St Petersburg or Moscow....

Busy Sebusy Busynyerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Allamak uols, mak busy yaamat these days what with baru balik from long weekend - thus lots of laundry and ironing to do! Pastuh at work one of the ladies pun having a week off so mak pun terpaksa jadik bidan terjun masuk ke dalam kerja dia buat segala mala (ehhhh silap, it's part of my job pun! :P **matilaaa DQ!).

Nantilah kot hoh mak cerita balik second part of Hamba Abdi Seks di Cologne ittew termasuk perihal si Alex yang baru mak hoi dia ni half Italian half German.. dia dosi messaged mak pun di internet siap dengan gambarnyer yang ala ala model ittew **merembessss..nantilah mak publish photo dia (jangan dia terserempak blog mak udahler...kang kena tutuh pulak kang, naya!!! **opsss!).

Hari tu dia kasi mesej ni kat mak on the net:

"Hi Lee, I loved to be with you. Tell me when you are in Cologne again. Hugs & Kisses A"

LOVED tu don't get carried away nah... it only because he was a good fucker and I was a good bottom, leyy statement cenggitu?? :P

Satu lagi mak nak cakap, yang tak suka blog ni sebab ada unsur unsur homoseksual tu, dinch perlulah selalu datang sini dan bagitahu mak tentang keburukan aktiviti mak. Like the song from Iceland for the Eurovision Song Contest tu katanya

"This is my life, I don't wanna change a thing
This is my life, all the pain, all the joy it brings
All through my life, of blood sweat and tears,
Hopes and my fears,
All that was meant to be,
This is my life,
What will be, will be!".

Memang pun this is my life and this is the colours of my life. I know what you are doing, nak menasihat bagai BUT please, I am who I am now. Biarlah uols kata mak sombong, bodoh dan sebagainya pun but at the end of the day, I have earned my life and what's with a bit of fun?

Oh well, this weekend we both want to have quite a quiet weekend (tapi dalam nak quiet quiet pun mak nak try usha usha if Abang lemang Bubblebutt would be available or not). Also Saturday, we have two invitations for barbeque or makan makan sessions di sinniew. Theyols ni hoi ke weather forecast? Nak BBQ amendenya kalau asik hujan jah manjang but then you'll never know; the weather kat sinniew unpredictable sangat!

Yang Abang Lemang Bubblebutt tu pun satu; tiap kali mak nak jumpa dia, tiap kali itulah dia busy dengan social life dia. DAN tiap kali dia pulak nak jumpa mak, mak pulak asik nak pergi berjalang jalang cari jantang di negara lain! Aiyyooo no good time kaedahnya! Ntah bilalaaa leyy jumpa lagi.. sampai mak pun lupa when was the last time we had sex!

Oopss mak dapat satu lagi mesej daripada si Alex inniew "YES!!! I want to fuck you!!!"

Goodness me... tak sabar sabar dah jantan tu hoh?

Satu benda yang jantan si Alex ni skerr yaamat, noks...

Dia suka jils LJ sambil mak bukak luas luas LJ mak!!!!!!! ****matilahakuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!




Ni pulak... hmmm banyak drama swasta cerekarama drama queen bagai semua sekali masuk kategori malam the last night weols di Cologne. Hat yang kat tengah tu usha gilbabs Avang.. dan sapa yang faaaaling jeles?? Nope, bukan maklah, ngok! Tu .... yang sofa belah kanan tu hah! Punyerlaaa drama queen sebab kejelesan perkapasita sampai menangis laaa, pura pura sakit tekak sampai batuklaaa... macam macam hal takut jantan yang kat tengah tu balik hotel ngan Avang! Last last Avang yang menang pun... tapi takdelah sampai balik bilik hotel ngan dia sebab mak lah! Dia tak suka mak ada sekali! :P

Hamba Abdi Seks Di Cologne (part 1)

Mak nak stop dulu daripada bercerita fasal hal ehwal aktiviti melachor weols di Antwerp on Saturday Night sebab alih alih, benda sama jah... kau jeling, kau rapat, kau raba, kau cikloi, kau cikcut..habis cerita noh? Walaupun ada lagi cerita kat dalam tempat ittew i.e Rubz tapi tunggulah kot dulu..meh mak nak bercerita fasal hat yang kat Cologne inniew....

AMARAN: STORIES OF SEXUAL NATURE. DON'T PROCEED TO READ IF YOU CAN'T TOLERATE THESE KIND OF ACTIVITIES! DANKE SCHOEN!

It was Sunday afternoon dan weols pun baru jah arrived from Antwerp untuk bermalam selama dua malam di Cologne (apparently the gayest city in Germany...katanya kalah Berlin, uols!!)... selepas puas berjalan jalan sambil cuci mata sekitar bandaraya inniew, weols terasa nak passed by this one cruising place/ pub which we had passed by before tapi masa tuh dinch buka pun... and we knew they had something going on on Sundays!

The name of the place was Station 2b. Tengok aturcara majlis (tu dia, tetaplah ado aturcara majlis kaedahnya...) katanya ada upacara "Fickstuten Markt" apa ke entah..uols hoi tak FICK ni hapo dalam Deutsche (bahasa Jerman)???? Nanti mak bagitahu..tunggu jap!

Setahu weols tempat ni memang the biggest fetish club in town katanya. Tang fetish metish ni mak memang takot skett..ye lah, kalau kot kot kena ikat ke, guna pakai cling film ke apa...mak takott sesak nafas piula! nak nak kalau yang skerr watersports tuh..eeeeee disgusting!!!

Korang hoi dak watersports tu hapo??? No, bukan main jetski ataupun berenang dalam air tu noks..nanti mak sexplain...tunggu nah?

Anyway, weols tetaplah amsuk kat dalam Station 2b ittew and asked the guy at the reception (ohhh he's ever so handsome! Mak rasa dia Turkish...) what's this thing about the day's event... dia pun cakaplah - it's all about role-play and all the BOTTOM guys who would like to get fucked or being slaves, should strip-off and go downstairs in the basement to meet this "master" a guy with a cowboy hat. What he'll do next is to handcuff set set bottom yang rela ditutuh inniew in one area and they have to wait (stading up nih!) until other customers yang kebiasaannya hat top top pilih mana satu theyols nak untuk ditutuh...

Tu pun bagi mak okey lagi....

Then he said, the handcuffed guys have to wear somekinda simple cotton mask over their head so they can't really see who takes them away nor the person takes them know how they look like (all they can see is the naked bodies of this handcuffed guys).

Yang ni mak ngeri skett nyah!

Sebab kalaulah mak nak di-handcuff-kan, tetiba kalau yang nakkan mak ittew hat yang hazzab, tak ke meraung mak nanti???

So in the end, mak dinch mahu jadik BOTTOM yang khas untuk ditutuh pun; tapi lepas berbincang bagai ngan Avang, weols amik keputusan untuk try the experience. It's not always they do this Fickstuten Markt activity inniew.... sebulan sekali kot rasanya.

Weols masuk pun masuk nak cruising jah..bukan role-play bagai. Hat yang ramai kat dalam tu memang "role-play" i.e TOP & BOTTOM. Nak bayar masuk lebih murs murs dari masuk sawana and that included a few drinks as well - so that's good!

No photography is allowed and you can put your belongings at the reception counter. Kalau nak strip off naked pun voley... memang disediakan large wardrobe area and changing facilities. Gitu! Ittew kat atas..siap dengan dance floor and bar area...

Masuk jah kat bawah mak oiiiii luas gilbabs..lots of secret areas and darkrooms untuk cruisy cruisy. masuk ke dalam lagi..truss mak & Avang terkejut beruxx sebab adalah lebih kurang 10+ guys standing stark bollock naked with cotton masks covering their heads tengah dok tunggu any guys to pick them up to be slaves...

Adalah dua tiga yang mak skerr..tapi mak tak mampu lah piula kan nak pick any of them sebab mak ni kan BOTTOM! Nak cari nahas nak berlessi bagai kat dalam tu??? Mahunya lemang truss dinch naik naik!

BUT mak kuatkan semangat menghampiri one of these guys yang memang body fit and smooth all over (cuma muka je tak nampak sebab ado mask covering the whole head). Bila mak hampiri dia, dia truss pegang jari mak (sebab mak masa tu dah mula meraba body dia yang mampanz ittew). Dia mintak mak ambik dia tapi mak terpaksa cakap mak ni BOTTOM. Dalam English, dia cakap balik, tak mengapa pun kalau dinch tutjubs dia pun (lagipun dia versatile - hari tu jah dia nak jadik BOTTOM. Tu diah... ada hari hari bermoody jugak nak jadik BOTTOM/ TOP nieh!).

So, mak cakap kat abang koboi mak nak hat yang ni...terus jantan tu dileraikan handcuffs kat tangan dan mak tarik tangan dia masuk ke satu bilik ni. Since mak kedaung yaamat, mak bagi jah dia mencikloi mak (mask masih di kepala).. commolot memang tak hengat dah...mak bagi dia 5-star, voley???

Tetiba jah weols di kerumuni dua tiga jejanz yang lain (mujur theyols pun not bad!) dan jantan yang mak ambik tadi??? Hah dia pulak kena tutjubs..mak pulak??? Mak pun kena tutjubs!!! Haiyooo merries...dua dua kena tutjubs sambil bercommolot facing each other!

Adoilaaa adalaa dua tiga jantan dok tutjubs weols dan weols pun dok mencikloi yang lain..last last jadiknya macam ala ala orgy-cum-spitroast-cum-sex show! Horny yaamat!

Lepas dah lama dok macam tu, yang jantan lain pun silih berganti dah... mak pun memang kepanasan macam cacing kat dalam bilik ittew (memang baju entah ke mana dah...). Mak terpaksa bagitahu jantan masked ittew mak nak bagi dia balik kat abang koboi (memang ittew rules dia; lepas habis bercengkerama bagai ngan jantan handcuffed pilihan, you have to give him back to that guy with the cowboy hat!).

Kesian dia..dia kalau boleh nak main main lagi ngan mak tapi mak nak rehat lah pulak kan...keletihan yaamat!

BUT I did see him again with a handsome blonde guy and I did join in....

Whatever happened next? Nantilah mak cerita lagi...

Oh and did I mention a guy called Alex in there yang asyik menutjubs jah slaves kat sittew...dan siapa lagi (selain the slaves) yang kena tutjubs ngan dia kalau bukan mak??? **ops!!!

Nanti mak cerita lagi naaa...bersambung (katanya!)....

Oh lupa pulak...FICK = Fuck in German. Kalau Fickstuten markt tu mak dinch hoi lah..markt tuh market. Fuck Market kot! **matilaa mak dah masuk fuckmarkt!

Watersports = yang suka kencing kencing kat atas badan tu lah...turn-on katanya! Tak kuasa mak!!!!!!!!!!

Keletihan!

Uols.... ni hah mak baru pulang from German trip long weekend punyer version. Sorry lah, ad-dinch masa nak melangut update blog dan blog-hopping bagai all those time - mak busy nyah..busy ngan jejantan, voley statement githoo???

Anyway, will story mory soon... but apart from churanz tak hengat di Antwerp, Belgium & Cologne, Germany ittew, weols sempat juga bersiar siar di tempat menarik like Sankt Goar di lembah Rhine Valley (1.5 hours drive south of Cologne). I was there like 5 years ago for a few hours but on Monday, we were there like half a day! Bit cloudy but definitely hot weather bila matahari tu sekalis ekala dok jenguk kuar daripada awan awan ittew....

Keindahan Rhine river from top of Rheinfeld Castle in Sankt Goar

Ehhh ada parti bogel kah di Germany???? Mak ingat mak dosi buat dos parti bogel bagai..sampai tiga malam berturut turut githoo....hiks....

Okey uols, mak nak tiiduranzz piula.... keletihan ni hah.... dahlah hari Ahad kena tutjubs sampai 4 - 5 kali!!! **lariiiiiiiiiiiii

p/s Sedeyylaa noks Charlotte Perrelli did not win the Eurovision with the song Hero yang vass ittew..tapi still, mak puashati at least Ukraine & Greece got top three! Mrasa next year kena gi either Moscow or St Petersburg to see Eurovision Song Contest 2009!!!

Guten Tag Köln!

Yes uolss, mak & Avang sekartang ebrada di Köln (Cologne) selepas bermalam di Antwerp, Belgium on Friday Night.
We ols ad-dinch masa pun nak bersiar siar melawat Antwerp and Köln sambil snappy snappy photos bagai..sebabnya??? Melachor lah jawabnya..or in Hjh esah words...dok tengah "melontar" melontar hapa tu uolsss???
We both had discovered a new "fun" place for melachor di Köln as well... it´s so extreme but definitely amazing! Nanti mak cerita nah???
Hari ni baru nak melawat bagai ke selatan Köln..hopefully the weather will be nice. I heard at least it´s gonna be 26 celcius walaupun a bit cloudy.

Oh and uols probably had heard that Dima Bilan had won the Eurovision Song Contest on saturday. Congrtats Dima..especially congrats to Miss Coco Chanel sebab laki Russian dia menang besar! Celebrate ke idak malam tu?? **matilaa lohong!
Trusss weols hengat nak gi Moscow next year for the Eurovision Song contest set to be held there!!! Tak sabar!!!!

Take care uols and have a nice week ahead..auf wiedersehen!!!

Happy Birthday AJ!

Mak nak ucapkan Happy 22nd Birthday to anak tiri omak si AJ. La ni dia tengah terbongkang tiduranzzz sebab balik lewat malam tadi clubbing bagai ngan good mates nyer. AND matiker mak dok oggling one of his mates ittew?? Dahlah darah muda...body pulak fit!! haiyyoo..sempat pulak tu bukak dan tukar baju tiga empat kali depan weols - menampakkan susuk tubuhnya yang smooth dan fit ittew (dia selalu gi gym uols...) **merembssssssssssssss!!!

OOpss tersasul piula...yes, happy birthday AJ... may you have all the success in your career path this year!

Gambar: AJ with his ex, Holly in KL's La Luna bar

Before we're off to Belgium/ Germany, I'd like to share with uols this video performed by Ani Lorak of Ukraine with the song Shady Lady for the Grand Final of Eurovision Song Contest 2008 in Belgrade tonight!

She's great, she's sexy and she's got the moves!

(She's not just another pretty face on stage but In 2004 Ani Lorak has been a UN Goodwill Ambassador on HIV/AIDS in Ukraine- Bravo to her!)

Enjoy the song....**sambil shaking hips like Ani Lorak ..Shady lady. I'm gonna strike you like thunder, are you ready I wanna make you wonder......

Hollyoaks - Kieran's Undying Love For John-Paul

So Mercedes knew about Michaela's article regarding Fr. Kieran. Mercedes told John-Paul about this. John-Paul confronted Michaela. Michaela said not to worry cuz she's already withdrew the article from the magazine but John-paul did not want to have any of that. Why on earth it was there on first place after all he had stuck-up to and helped her all this time?

Meanwhile, Mercedes confronted Fr. Kieran about his relationship with John-Paul. Mercedes accused Fr Kieran of being such a hypocrite (vow of celibacy but still shagging a guy??) thinking that Fr. Kieran is two-timing John-Paul with the local tranvestite, Chris (voley??). Out of the blue, Fr. Kieran lashed out back at Mercedes saying how rich it was coming from a girl that's a village bike! Hahahaah..good one Father! Feeling angry, Mercedes punched Fr. Kieran on his face! **lebam muka!

Niall is yet again being an EVIL figure - told Myra (John-Paul's mum) that Mercedes had hit Fr. Kieran! You would know where this is going to come out! Evil Niall...you evil..evil!!!!!!!!!!

In another turn, Fr. Kieran had pledged his undying love to John-Paul after John-Paul had asked him how this will effect his church-life. Fr. Kieran told John-Paul he's certain that he loves John-Paul even if that means he'll lose his job and friends. In the heat of the moment, they kissed and embraced - CUTE!!!!




BUT so far Myra don't know as yet the secret between John-Paul & Fr Kieran. She did not even know John-Paul had stayed the night at Fr. Kieran's!

(Oh by the way now I remember why Niall does what he does - jeapordising the life of the McQueen's, cuz he was the long-lost son of Myra who she abandoned when she gave birth to him when she's just 14years old! Talk about revenge!)

p/s That's all for now from my Hollyoak's review of the week. Until next week, perhaps... when perhaps everybody (surely this is gonna be the case.. this is soap opera!) will know the forbidden love committed by these two love birds!

I'm off to Germany now...tschusssssssss!!!! OOpss sorry, not until Saturday lunch time...

Eurovision 2008 Belgrade - Swedish Entry

It's the time again for the cheesiest, most extravagant, wardrobe-changing, hips-shaking, lyrically-challenged event of the year! YES, It's Eurovision Song Contest!

I am ever so excited about this Saturday's Grand Final of the contest due to be held in Belgrade, Serbia. I may miss this competition though, due to the fact that mak & Avang will be travelling into Belgium/ Germany area BUT hopefully we can still watch it one way or another!

In particular, I am very very keen on this song by Charlotte Perrelli called Hero representing Sweden. She (was with the name Charlotte Nillsson) already represented Sweden in 1999 with the song Take Me To Your Heaven and won the contest! Watch the video...read the lyrics...it's such a great upbeat pop song. Hope you like it too!

(I do like Ukraine's entry too)

Everything has a beginning
Everything comes to an end
Take it or leave it, you better believe it
Be my lover, be my friend

Try to deny what you’re feeling
And you know that your heart will say no
Love will last longer, growing stronger and stronger
If you stay and don’t let go

Oh, out of the light, like a star, like a hero
Love will survive
Oh, taking a fight is the life of a hero
Staying alive
This is a story of love and compassion
Only heroes can tell
Oh, out of the light, like a star, like a hero
Love will survive

Heaven and Earth keep colliding
But we love on a world of its own
Oh, there you can fake it, just make it or break it
Only you can find the one

Oh, out of the light, like a star, like a hero
Love will survive
Oh, taking a fight is the life of a hero
Staying alive
This is a story of love and compassion
Only heroes can tell
Oh, out of the light, like a star, like a hero
Love will survive

Oh, survive
Heroes can live on their own
But heroes never die alone

Oh, out of the light, like a star, like a hero
Love will survive
Oh, taking a fight is the life of a hero
Staying alive
(This is a story of love and compassion)
Heroes can tell
Oh, out of the light, like a star, like a hero
Love will survive

Cover for Charlotte's single Hero...bakpe muka dia macam drag queen moyok jah?? Hiks....

Other songs that I like from this year's competition would be:

1) Qele, Qele by Sirusho representing Armenia.

2) Secret Combination by Kolomoira representing Greece.

3) Believe by Dima Bilan representing Russia.

4) Shady Lady by Ani Lorak representing Ukraine.

5) Casanova by Gisele representing Andorra (sadly she did not make it to the final!!)

All of the songs I have added in my new imeem playlist and embedded in this blog as the spirit of Eurovision emerges from deep inside me! Hehehehe

Not so sure about UK's entry.... hmmm...

p/s It will be Bank Holiday Monday in the UK but my company gives us two days off (Monday & Tuesday)..so.. see uols Tuesday (late) night then!!! Duiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Tagged By Jettstar

Got tagged by Jettstar the other day. Only now I got some ideas what to put in these categories. Entry ni pun ala ala entry orang takde modal nak update blog!

Anyway here they are:

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

1) A hunk-o-vending machine. Put a money in the slot.. you get yourself a hunk! :P
2) A bus that can fly in case of emergency e.g traffic jam!
3) An instant teh-tarik maker. Tak tahulah kalau kat Malaysia dah ada tapi not over here!
4) A gaydar beeping machine. If there's another PLU in the vicinity, your "gaydar meter" will beep!

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

1) Supermarket trolleys - they're hazard in disguise!
2) Atomic bomb - or even any kind of bombs that is!
3) Alcohol - I am sorry for those who like it but most of you don't know when to stop! Talk about binge drinking!
4) Cricket - tak faham faham lah haku menatang nih...markah banyok mana pung kaloh jugok!


Name 3 Things I do not know about you

1) My sms ringtone is of Belinda Carlisle's Summer Rain
2) I vacuum only twice a week - it's only two of us in da apartment!
3) I listen to music, I get on the net as I please in my office!

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

1) Kerepek pisang kering from Malaysia
2) Keropok lekor - tu pun kalau balik Malaysia. kalau idak, verangan ajor laaa
3) Kit Kat - orange or capuccino flavour. The new one promoted by Girls Alous I am yet to try!
4) Maruku (Bombay Mix)
5) Lemang!!! ***lariiiiiiiiiiiii

Okay, mak nak tag:

1) Hjh Eton Melanton - now, it's the time for uols to buang sawang sawang kat blog ittew...

2) Hjh Esah Jolie

3) Miss Coco Chanel

4) Miss Manis Mama Yana

p/s Feliklah uols, kalau uols search for HISAP LIDAH DATIN, truss dapat nama blog mak... bila masa pulok mak berlessyrina ngan mak mak datin nih???

Gangguan Di Kala Tiduranz & Mamarazzi

Hari tu kan mak ada tanya kenapa mak sampai diganggu dua kali dari tiduranz walaupun empuk yaamat katil kat umah girlfriend Avang's abang ittew....

Well, on the night, mak & cik girlfriend ittew balik awal from London sebab weols tammo lah nak lewat lewat malam sangat - biarkan aje lah tiga ekor jantan ittew minum minum..mabuk pun mabuklah, lantak koranglah! Lagipun the next day (Sunday) si cik girlfriend tu kena hadhiri Sunday church service ; main organ katanya... kuat agama, you!

So dah sampai rumah tu, mak pun teruslah tiduranz walaupun dinch berapa nak tidur sangat pun sebab dalam hati ni risau jugak dengan pakcik tu.. jangan benda benda tak diingini belaku udahler (Mak ni memang uols, kaki risau jugak kengkadang) BUT if he could survive in Spain, takkanlah negara dia sendiri dia yakleh survive? Nak nak abang and anak jantan dia ada ngan dia!

Maka beradulah mak barang sejam dua when suddenly.....

"When I look back upon my life, it's always with a sense of shame....."

Maka berderinglah ringtone It's A Sin nyanyian Pet Shop Boys dalam mobile phone mak (tu nada dering handy mak tu uols... kalau nak tahu!) terjagalah mak dari tidur..rupa rupanya Avang yang koling..haiyoo pukul 3.00am ni hah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dia mintak mak bagitahu dia poskod kat mana rumah cik girlfriend ittew. Haiyooo pakcik..manalah mak hui kan??? Terpaksalah mak gi ketuk pintu biilik cik girlfriend ittew dan gerak dia dari tidur. Biarkan dia pulak yang bercakap ngan Avang! Rupanya Avang tanya poskod tu sebab nak memudahkan pemandu London Cab. Pelik bebenor Avang's abang dinch hui poskod umah kekasih dia???? Mesti mabuk ni tu dinch hui apa apa pun!

Dah habis diorang bercakap tuh Avang sms pulak mak cakap mak kena bukak pintu untuk diorang bila diorang balik nanti. Aiyoyoooo abang dia tadak kunci rupanya...lupa nak bawak!!! **sentapz!!!

Selang sejam lepas tu (mak pun tidur ala ala lelap tak lelap jah... ) mak dapat koling lagi.. yes, they're back! Tengok kot tingkap dari atas bedroom ittew nampak abang Avang tu dosi terhoyong hayang..Avang okey lagi. AJ nampak letih yaamat!

Hmm at least they're back safe and sound, kan? So mak syukur je lah.





Empuk je katil... hhehehe tapi kena ganggu sampai dua kali..mujur bukan hantu yang ganggu!






Hat ni lah bartender yang mak & Avang dok oggling kat London that night. Abaikan gelas gelas shots ittew because those were not for me! :P Mak rasa dia ni Eastern European lah...cikbonbon padatas yaamat tapi sayang tak sempat nak snappy cikbonbon dia masa dia dok catwalk from one bar side to another!

Hollyoaks' John-Paul & Fr. Kieran - Story of Deceit & Traitor

So as we already knew, John-Paul's relationship with Father Kieran was discovered by Fr. Kieran's housemate (the ever handsome-but-evil Niall) and his girlfriend to be, Steph.

Niall had promised Fr Kieran that he'd keep his mouth shut about the relationship and out of the blue, Fr Kieran told Niall he loves John-Paul big time and by now, he's having dilemma between the church and gay love thingy. At the same time, John-Paul had been confiding in Steph and told her how much he loves Fr Kieran (of course, a good girl like Steph would shut her gob!).

When they finally met in The Dog (the pub) they blurted out how they confided to Niall & Steph; so for a few moments looked like the relationship was back on the track UNTIL.....

Until Mercedes (John-Paul's other sister) kept quizzing John-Paul about his new "mystery man"... when she saw John-Paul talking to Niall, she thought the new man was Niall so she then asked John-Paul if it's Niall and of course, John-Paul said NO..he's (Niall) not even gay! So out of the blue, Mercedes jokingly said "So who is it then, Father Kieran???" AND stupidly, John-Paul did not answer; he just kept quiet. That's it..Mercedes put two and two together..everything now is out in the public and Fr. Kieran overheard this conversation...another roller-coaster relationship, they're back to square one!

Meanwhile Michaela (John-Paul's conniving youngest sister) got her nose into John-Paul's life (as he's been miserable for the past few days) so she's very very keen to know what's going on and she's going to find out one way or another!

Niall Rafferty - an evil yet deliciously handsome character in Hollyoaks!

Niall (Father Kieran's housemate) is definitely a devil in disguise here - he knew John-Paul is coming over to the house to meet up with Father Kieran to explain a few things BUT he gave Michaela house key (to get something in the house) - in order to ensure the LOVE THANG between John-Paul & Kieran would be made known to more people! For Niall knew that Michaela is a gossip mongering conniving girl; even to her own family!

AND shock shock horror.... she overheard the deep one-to-one conversation between Fr Kieran & John-Paul. Fr Kieran was upset that Mercedes knew and John-Paul kept reminding Fr Kieran that he (Kieran) would lead an empty and lonely life if he's not true to himself.

Michaela at the same time, recorded the conversation on her voice recorder machine (must be a very high efficient machine!) - she's gonna use it as the material for her gossip column in a magazine (yes, she's aiming to be a magazine writer or a novelist of somesort...)

Looks like John-Paul's relationship is in jeapordy yet again! Just as what happened when everyone found out about him and Craig the last time!

ALL of these due to the act of evil by Niall (intentionally) and Michaela (perhaps half-intentionally, the other half because she's too stupid to think the consequences!)

Fr Kieran & John-Paul's reconciliation? Would we see this scene one day? Only time will tell!


John-Paul's big family. Michaela is the one wearing red top (hat muka masam tu). Man eater Mercedes is on the very end of the sofa on the right.

Cakap Cakap Kosong

Meh mak cerita sedikit mengenai our night out kat London on saturday. As uols know lah kan, weols dinch churanz pun malam tu sebab everything from A to Z semuanya babitkan kuarga. Takkan nak mengangkang depan kuarga kot?? Tak pengsan muntah ijau theyols karang???

Apa apa pun, sempat mak & Avang main main jeling sampai juling kat this bartender kat sebuah pub di London. Aiyyoo hensem uols... padat sangat cikbonbon dia ***oops! Sedap untuk di picit picit dan diramas ramas hehehhehe...

Mak pulak sempat main mata ngan sorang janz kat dalam underground masa nak balik ke rumah lepas kuar malam tu.... tapi sebab mak masa tu ngan girlfriend kepada Avang punyer abang, so tak menjadi lah mak nak teruskan "perjuangan" mak hiks..oh well... yang si girlfriend Avang's abang ni pun kuat ugama Kristian dia; berkali kali dah dia cakap dia takde masalah ngan kawum kawum mak nih..cuma bagi dia, benda ni memang salah tapi itu hak individu katanya.

Pelik lah..bagi mak, kalau selalu dok ulang cakap "I have no problem with you being gay" tu maknanya, YOU ARE actually!

Ada sekali tu (hat yang ni bravo kepada Avang taww!), weols dok makan makan kat umah dia and tetiba weols berbors fasal terrorism etc.. of course, Islamic militancy bla bla pun di bawa masuk cerita ceriti. Tetiba dia cakap "All muslims are not terrorist BUT all terrorist are Muslims..." Mak pun terkedu tataw nak kata apa. Daripada mak cakap bukan bukan, baik mak diam. So mak pun diam.

Tapi Avang pulak yang hentam balik "No, that's not true... IRA terrorists, they're all Christians!" Tu diah..bravo kan Avang..mempertahankan kebenaran katanya sampai minah tu pun terkedu, uols! :) Lepas tu mak pun dok fikir fikir...yang kat Basques in Spain tu pun terrorising sejak dulu lagi; diorang bukan Muslim pun.

Ahh mak pun pening lah dengan keadaan dunia sekarang. Kita yang tak pernah bunuh orang, mencuri, merompak, merogol bagai ni pun kadang kadang bagaikan diasak dari kiri kanan atas dan bawah atas sebab sebab seksualiti weols. Mak tak nak lah nak marahkan diorang sebab memang ittew pendirian diorang but how can we live together if there are too much hatred in this world.

Hat yang Ulangtahun 60 Years of the Formation of Israel tu, macam ala ala peaceful sangat diorang punyer perayaan padahal awal awal penubuhan Negara Haram Israel tu habis rakyat Palestin kena usir dari tanah sendiri, kena tangkap dan sebagainya. Pastu ada pulak yang mendabik dada pergi cakap "Awak semua bukan hanya berjumlah 6 juta orang tetapi berjumlah 306 juta orang sebab Amerika berada di belakang awak semua". Tu diah... bongkak dan sombongnya seorang presiden itu. Sebab itu sampai bila bila pun takkan ada DAMAI selagi orang macam ini masih berkuasa dan take side!

Ehh mak ni dah melalut from di London sampai ke Israel pulak dah..hehehehhe mrasa melalut hoh? Oh well, this is my blog: I write, you read and that's the way it is, ye tak Lea?? :P

Anyway, take a look at the picture below (took it during our night out in London)

Vending machine for VIBRATOR??? But this was in a gent's toilet - in a straight pub! Jangan bagitahu mak straight guys pun guna vibrator???? ***pengsan!!!

Jawapan Teka Bergambar

Uols ingat tak lagi teka bergambar hari tu??? Well someone got it right spot on! Dia yang bernama Anon-imous..haiyoo sapalah kau wahai Anon-imous... selalu tengok Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex kah?? Hiks....

Yes uols, the photos were taken from one of the series from that controversial programme on Channel 5.

So hat yang fenin dok masih ternganga sebab dinch hoi gambar ittew gambar apa, tu diah jawapannya.. sexual fetish pakai guna cling film!




Yes, he's wrapping his WHOLE BODY...yes, WHOLE... in cling films.... I can't imagine what's his grocery bills gonna be like! Mahunya tiap tiap hari kena beli cling film baru noh???




Masa dia di interview.... ala ala tanak tunjuk muka, kena blur blur gitttew. Nampak normal pulak..cuma fetish dia ni yang agak "mengerikan" mak....




Menakutkanlah nampak lemang "ter-peleot" sebegitu rupa dek kerna kena balut dengan cling film! Mesti ketat nieh...tak takut sesak nafas kah???? Hiks...




Macam-macam gaya boleh buat uols..ala ala artistik gittew...menonggeng ala ala doggy style pun boleh!




View from the celah kangkang..**ops!!! Matilaaaa kan kelucahan melampau..... Ntahlah omputih ni..banyak sangat fetish diorang!

p/s cemana nak kena tutjubs hoh kalau pakai cling film?? Nak kena buat special lobang kot????



Ala ala dok mencangkung ala ala cikyak pun nampak artistik, uols!!! Khelesss!

Tu lah, ada jugak uols yang jawab ala ala safe sex..which is not far from the truth sebab I suppose it's quite a safe method of having sex... just gesel gesel dengan partner sambil ber-cling film bagai ni hoh?? Cikcut pun cikcut kat dalam, leyy?? Tak kuar kuar pun erni tu dari dalam plastik ittew!

Setahu mak hat yang jantan ni straight... dia masih nak cari partner (cikki) yang sanggup nak bermadu asmara dengan dia sambil ber-cling film sesama... ANY TAKERS??? Hiks....

p/s mak ad-dinch fetish uols...mak punyer sexual preference boring skett...ala ala normal jah..mengangkang, menganga dan menonggeng...**lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!

Politik oh Politik

Nampaknya negara Malaysia dikejutkan dengan berita Tun Mahathir telah isytihar keluar parti dan menyeru lain lain ahli UMNO untuk membuat tindakan yang sama bagi memberi tekanan kepada Pak Lah untuk meletakkan jawatan. Tak tahulah kot kot Mukhriz pun nak keluar UMNO jugak, we are yet to be informed. TAPI kata Tun Mahathir lagi, nak keluar UMNO keluarlah tapi jangan sekali kali masuk parti pembangkang sebab as soon as Pak Lah letak jawatan PM, masuk baliklah UMNO!

Haiyooo.. tu diah, pabila Tun Mahathir bersuara dan bertindak... ngeri jadiknya ahli ahli UMNO semua. This was after he had a meeting with Datok Seri Najib..hmm ada apa apa kah??? Matilah kan mak spekurama walhal dah lama tak balik Malaysia **ops! Baca pun baca kat Utusan Malaysia or Tranungkite Online ittew.

Itulah, kalau dah berkuasa lama sangat memang camnilah jadiknya. Di mana mana pun di dunia inniew kalau dah lama berkuasa tu, ingat ingatlha rakyat juga. Jangan ingat kita ni boleh berkuasa sampai bila bila. Empayar Parsi dan Empayar Rom yang gagah perkasa zaman dulu tu pun boleh tumbang dengan kaum Arab yang dok kat padang pasir; inikan pula Kerajaan BN yang hanya memerintah Malaysia!

Kalau kat UK ni, parti yang memerintah kalau berkuasa lebih dari dua penggal, memang ginilah jadiknya - bongkak dan taks edar diri. It happened to Margaret Thactcher and Tony Blair; dua dua sombong! Tak dengar cakap rakyat! Bila dah kena letak jawatan pun the damage has done... parti pun makin tak mendapat sambutan. Margaret Thatcher tu pun kalau bukak mulut nak kata apa apa tentang parti Konservatif pun mesti cakap macam orang nyanyuk. Tu pasal mak rasa pemimpin parti Konservatif UK dah tak bagi dah peluang kepada Margaret Thatcher untuk bersuara sebab kalau bersuara, makin teruk jadinya parti mereka! ***ala ala dah dahlah tu...kubur kata mari gitu!

So we'll see what happened to Malaysia selepas tindakan Tun inniew. Pastuh ada lagi rumours yang mengatakan akan di adakan lagi pilihanraya umum??? What?? Another one?? WHY though?? Buat perabih pitih rakyat ado lah!

Adakah tindakan Tun ada kena mengena dengan dirinya disebut sebut sebagai orang yang akan disiasat berkenaan kes kehakiman apa ntah...mak pun tak berapa ikut sangat.

yang penting, kita akan saksikan adakah Tun masih popular dengan tindakan beliau ini. Will other UMNO members leave the party as well???

Ohh..and Selamat Hari Guru kepada cikgu cikgi di seluruh Malaysia terutamanya Fiebie, Sheri and others yang berprofessionkan GURU. Jangan jadik Guru Yahya pasnih udahlah noh?? Heheheheh

p/s teringat lagi drama TV kat M'sia jaman jaman dulu ittew...Guru Yahya..memasing dok zikir "Guru Yahya, Guru Yahya"....

AJ's Pre-Birthday Night Out In London

As uols know, mak, Avang & anak tiri mak si AJ ittew ke London on saturday bagi menyambut hari jadinya yang ke-22. Well, yang sebenornya besday dia next weekend tapi sengaja celebrate awal sebab kata si AJ dia ada hal pulak next weekend (eloklah jugak hoh, sebab mak dos nak tarik tangan Avang soh bawak mak ke hulu ke hilir naik kereta menjelajah continental Europe!)

To summarise, the night out turned out quite well though the birthday boy, his dad and uncle had "a little too much" to drink; but hey, it's a celebration! It's a family thing so mak & Avang did not even have time to even go to churanz places like usual - so, unlike us, this weekend was a "no churanz" weekend!

Tu lah, tak dapat lemang jejanz lain nih sampai mak termimpi mimpi basah pulak malam tadi! **ops!




We had a nice Thai meal in Soho Square - my main course was this one - seafood stir fry with boiled rice. Sedap yaamat!




Kannn...... keletihan yaamat anak tiri jantan omak inniew.... kena tidur atas sofa pulak tu! Kesian!!!




This was the bed where mak & Avang slept - tilam dan bantal empuk yaamat tapi dua kali mak terganggu tengah tengah malam masa dok nyenyak tidur ittew... sapa lah pulak yang ganggu mak nih???? Nanti mak cerita naaa???

Hollyoaks - John-Paul & Father Kieran's update

Sorry for not updating for a long time regarding John-Paul McQueen and his new love interest in Hollyoaks - a priest called Father Kieran.

Their relationship had been like a rollercoaster ride; one day John-Paul would eyeing up Fr. Kieran then the next thing Fr. Kieran would be feeling guilty if he wanted to make the next move.

Then, Fr. Kieran would visualise himself having sex with John-Paul (and eventually they did...oh yes!!!! talking about the vow of celibacy!!!).. then John-Paul would feel guilty because he did not want everybody to hate him (yet again like when everyone knew the reality of his relationship with his best mate, Craig!) especially his own mother! Especially he did not want to lead a priest astray from his vow of celibacy! (John-Paul hun, you've already shagged him by now!!!! :P)

So Fr. Kieran had no choice but to move out of the McQueen's household and live somewhere else in Hollyoaks but of course, Hollyoaks is small..they'll meet up accidentally eventually one way or another!

So now their relationship has taken into another new "era" as John-Paul confessed to Fr Kieran that he's mad about him and wanted to give the relationship a go and if being quiet about it is what it takes, then be it! AND they did, for a few days they have been seeing each other quietly... even Fr. Kieran told John-Paul's mum that he's going to interview John-Paul in person for somesort of bulletin article for the church (of course the woman's delighted!) - I bet he did "interview" him in person...dirty buggers! :P

Anyway on Friday's episode, we saw these two love birds could not keep their hands off each other so they went back to Fr. Kieran's pad (or is it SHAG PAD?? Hiks.....) to pray to God ...NOT! Hahahahah..of course for sex, silly!



As soon as they got into the house, see... it's the front room... thank goodness no one's there! (Oh Fr. Kieran has a housemate actually).




Unfortunately, this story is not XXX rated so we could only see the "aftermath" of what we thought had happened! In the shower, eh? Very nice, Father!




Oooo playful..... in the bathroom...another session perhaps?? **ops!!!!



As soon as they entered the front room from the bathroom while still in playful mode, they were shocked to see Fr. Kieran's housemate and his new girlfriend snogging on the sofa.

Gotcha! Caught in action at last!

So will the housemate and the girlfriend keep the secret to themselves and will their relationship survives after this???

Let's hope they'll live happily ever after eh???

BUT this is soap opera... no one really lives happily ever after with one and only one partner!

Travel Plans For Summer!

Uols, mak nak kompang kompang skett our travelling plan for the summer... ye lah, kengkawan mak kat opis tu hah - sorang dos nak ke Cyprus for two weeks katanya (sentapzzz!!!!!) dan sorang lagi nak gi Mexico's Isla del Cozumel... haiyyoo exotic exotic belaka hoh??? Makinlaa mak sentapzz....

**Walhal, diorang laaagilaaa sentapz ngan mak sebab tiap tiap ujung minggu asik berjalang jalang jah kijenya.... well, apo nak buek... dah ada orang asik nak sponsor!

Anyhow, Hjh Esah kita pun baru bals bals from Sicily (Catania area) katanya..okey, mak tak berapa sentapz sangat sebab mak & Avang dah pun ke Sicily (Palermo area) TAPI (hah kau dah mula dah mak menyentapz nyentapz sampai terbelah bumi dek kerna sentapanzz halilintar mak...GITU!) sempat pulak Hjh Esah kita ittew berangkat naik feri across the Mediterranean Sea ittew ke Malta!!!! haiyyoooo MENCIKKK!!!!! **matilaaa iri hati hasad dengki dan sewaktu dengannya hiks...

Pastuh si blogger kita dari Utara UK nun, si Badril pulak dah nak ke Madrid piula katanya..pastuh beberapa cities lagi.. Scandinavian & Scottish cities kot. Sentapz tawww..dalam cuaca kat UK ni dah mula sejuk balik dah..dia dah mula melangkah jauh..owhhh mak nak itut!!!

BUT anyhow, it's his birthday on Friday so, BADRIL, mak nak ucapkan Felize Cumpleanos! Happy Birthday! Ye lah, kenalah ucap dalam bahasa bapuk Sepanyol kan...uols kan dosi nak ke Sepanyol! :P have a great time and jangan lupa tangkap gambar bebanyak.... ohh bawak balik sorang jejanz kekar Sepanyol untuk mak satu nah??? ***ya hamponnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

Okey, mak calm down now...sekarang mak nak canang canang travelling plan weols piula..biar uols pulak menyentapz tak hengat ngan mak (lainlah korang yang bekerja kat dalam kapalterbang as trolly dolly bagai tu hoh?? Siapakah mereka?? Hiks.....):

***ingat ni hat yang travelling besar besar nih...hat yang in between ittew, weols belum plan lagi :P

1. Milan, Italy (20th - 22nd June 2008). Will try an excursion to Lake Como (Como Lago) again like a few years back!



Kan...mrasa mamat mamat dan minah minah Italy nampak mak shopping nyopping metrosexually kat dalam galleria Vittorio Emmanuelle inniew hoh??? **opsss termamarazzi janz kekar inniew piula....

*** oh adakah mak akan ke X Club Milano lagi yang siap dengan strip and sex show ittew??? **mak lari dulu naaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

2. Frankfurt, Germany (18th - 21st July 2008). This is our annual travel to Frankfurt to witness Christopher Street Day (ala ala Gay Pride) there. Masuk tahun ni, 6 kali dah weols buat annual pilgrimage ke sittew. It's a small gay pride mostly local people will flock to this but that's suffice to us as I don't think we can tolerate too large crowds like those of London, Berlin or Amsterdam! **matilaaa kertu oops!




Love the high rise buildings in Frankfurt inniew.... "Mainhattan" katanya hiks...

3. AND finally Lisbon-Madrid-Sitges-Barcelona (22nd - 31st August). This will be our 13th Anniversary holiday trip. Mak never been to Lisbon (Portugal) nor Madrid (Spain) so, am ever so excited! Will definitely gonna enjoy the sun, sea and sex of Sitges & Barcelona again!! **ops!

Semua flights, time-off and hotels had been booked..thanx Avang for everything cuz kalau nak tunggu duit mak, sampai kucing bertanduklaaa baru ado nyah!




Hah... korang locate lah sendiri kat mana Lisbon, Madrid, Barcelona in the map above inniew. Kata kawan mak kat gym ittew, kat Lisbon siap ado Playa Nudista untuk kawum kawum mak lagi!!! **oppsss!!!!




Mak nak rasai suasana inniew lagi lah noks di Sitges...mrasalah mak makin itam legam lengit pasnih!!!

p/s yes, this year, we will celebrate our 13th anniversary... dah 13 tahun dah uols mak & Avang nih.... 1st August 1995 to be exact the first time we met :) Love uols, bang oiii!!! Susah senang kita bersama gittew, leyyy??? **matilaa Kak Melah & Abg Nassier Wahab!

Coming visiting Malaysia is in the process uols...tunggu naa kalau yang tak sabar sabar nak jumpa mak tu! ***matilaaa veranganz overdose!

Kisah Di Gym & Teka Gambar (Lagi!)

Kann...teka gambar lagi..Bounechitt, it's your fault! Nak sangat!!! **padahal takde masa nak update berjela jela like the last time... so mak nak tanya, uols muntah ijau dok bila baca entry Kuterbakar Kepanasan Lemangmu ittew????

Before we proceed with guessing the photo, let's talk about my life these days....

Mak ni skang ala ala ditinggalkan laki lah pulak barang seminggu.... kata Avang maybe dia balik awal i.e Khamis kot...so mak pun girang.... lagipun dia (i.e anak tiri mak si AJ) ado kat sinniew for the whole two weeks kot. Jangan haraplah mak nak memasak bagai...mak ni kan busy uols...kununnya! Dahlah balik kerja lewat skett..pastuh mak aim three times a week memang gi gym....so kalau dah balik gym, takkan mak nak memasak pulak, uols??? Baik microwave jah ubi kentang tu for 8 minutes, pastuh kerat empat - letak low fat margerine..letak tuna flakes...hah senang ... berkhasiat uols!!!

AJ pulak?? Hah mrasalah dia makan makanan from fridge freezer ittew.... sorong dalam microwave barang 8-9 minutes, dah..siap! Hahahaha kesian anak tiri makan makanan tak berapa berkhasiat! **matilaaa Bawang Merah :P

Oh ye, hari ni mak sempat gi gym awal sikit lepas balik kerja and since I had lots of time in my hand, mak pun hit the shower...segar bugar rasanya body mak ni uols... alang alang lepas kerja,kan??? Laaagiii segar badan mak bila tengok jejantan kat sittew (dalam locker room) tak pakai baju bagai!!! **oops!

Anyway, mak memanglah ada beberapa kenalan cikki kat dalam Bodypump class mak ni termasuk hat yang sorang ni (mulanya mak ingat dia ni snobby sikit). Hari ni dia cakap kat mak "James is not here today...damn it..we won't see his butt in action then!"

Nak gelak sundelzz... ala ala tahu je mak pun minat kat si James nih...memang uols James nih kekar..bulu bulu kat kaki dia tu..aiyyooo..bubblebutt dia apa lah lagi!!!! **pitam!

Memang selalu sangat pandang pandang jeling jeling kat dia masa ber-bodypump ittew tapi sayanglah..dia takde pulak hari ni. Dengar khabar dia tengah buat thesis ke hapa... kan... dahlah hensem, intelligent pulak! Kata cikki ni lagi..dia pun siap ada rumah sendiri lagi..haiyoo tu diah... serba serbi lengkap lah uols... mak shima sangat!!! Hahahahah.. matilaa verangan overdose pulak!

Apa apa pun kelas "pump" mak ittew berakhir dengan jayanya dan of course mak dok depan sekali... memang kalau dok depan, memang senang nak tengok your own body in action (ye lah, cermin besar terpampang kat depan kelas tu hah!) AND your fitness instructors will recognise you so easily! Macam jugak dok dalam kelas kat sekolah kan..yang dokd epanlah kata orang akan dapat lebih banyak ilmu masuk dalam kepala sebab boleh concentrate fully. Betul kot hoh...sebab dalam kelas bodypump mak ni memang mak concentrate fully lah..konon, padahal mata tetaplah jeling vontots si James!!! **ya hamponnnnnnnnnnn

Okeylah uols, let's get on with teka gambar:

Cuba teka...jantan ni tengah buat apa???? Mesti uols hui kan??? NO, THAT'S NOT ME!!!!

p/s kompom, memang Avang balik esok petang!

Vauxhall's KuTerbakar Kepanasan Lemangmu

Mrasa balik je kerja, lepas gym and makan malam, truss weols bergegas ke train station to catch the fast non-stop train to Kings Cross Station, London. Seperrti biasa Avang lah yang bayarkan sebab dia yang selalunya banyak duit sokmo; mak ni kena tunggu gaji masuk baru ado duit! ***matilaaa parasitik!

From Kings Cross, weols naik underground (tube) using Victoria line to Pimlico Station. Kat sittewlah ada hotel yang Avang dosi booking last minute kaedahnya. Murahlah jugak kalau ikut London punyer standard - Express by Holiday Inn - £89.00 per room per night. Kalau uols tetiba terpelanting kat sittew dan nak bermalam, mrasa kena bayor around £126.00 voley???

Tak lama weols dok kat bilik tu sebab tujuan utama melencong ke London pun memang untuk melencong dan melachor pun! **ops! Terus berjalan kaki weols over the Vauxhall Bridge to the Vauxhall "gay Village" area. Tak sangka memang meriah kawasan ittew tapi sentapz sangat sebab nak masuk a few bars kat sittew pun kena bayar entry fee at least £4.00 after certain time! Haiyyoo mak tak kuasa nyah! Nampaknya ada satu "club" kat sittew yang cakap ada Strip show ke hapa..hmmm rasa rasa nak amsuk jah tapi weols ambil keputusan to go to the cruisy bar where we were last weekend demi mencari sesuap lemang. Bayar £4.00 pun tak kisahlah nyah... asalkan dapat!

Tapi dah sampai kat sittew, hak enna.... tema malam ittew bukan cruising lah pulak; tema biasa biasa jah... tempat area cruisy tempohari pun ad-dinch kat sittew... hmmm silap malam lah nih! Sekejap je weols kat sittew; lepas dua tiga minuman dan berpuluh puluh kali main mata ngan sorang janz Mediterranean ni, weols blah dari situ. Ntahlah... nak kata mak ni kuat perasan tak juga tapi memang mamat ni banyak kali pandang kat mak sambil dok berbual dengan dua orang rakannya.... sayangnya, nothing happened after all!

So we went back to where we started - at the main "gay Village" ittew. Went inside this cruisy bar yang malam ittew bertemakan "Rude Boyz". Tu diah, apa yang RUDE mak pun dinch hui tapi bila dosi masuk tu, persoalan mak terjawab akhirnya....

AMARAN: FEATURING STORIES OF A HOMOSEXUAL NATURE. TAK SUKA, TAKYAH BACA, SENANG CERITA!

Tempat tu memang cruisy yaamat; lots of alleways untuk berseronok seronok antara pusat dan lutut *ops! Memang dinch sangka tempat cenggini ada kat UK yang orang nya terkenal dengan "reserved" dan "agak pemalu" nya. Tapi mak rasa kalau theyols dosi minum sesikit tu, dah tak malu dah kot!

Memang ramai jugak pengunjung kat club ittew. Serba serbi jenis jejanz ado kat sittew...termasuk adek adek orientals, uols! Haiyyooo perluker mak berentap ngan theyols nak mendapatkan sesuap lemang pink?? **matilaa DQ.

Anyway, nak dipendekkan cerita mak akhirnya dapatlah jugak 4 (or 5?? Lupalah nyah!) lemang pink kat sittew. Tu pun memula hengat takkan dapat dah sampai ke akhirnya sebab mak ni kan pemalu ***kununnya!

Janz yang pertama mak dapat suka sangat menyonyot ciktek mak...sedap sekals..lemang dia pun gagah sekals..seronok untuk dinyonyot sampai ke akhirnya. Tapi weols were interrupted by a few guys yang tak perlu (yang menyibuk nyibuk nak join in) so akhirnya, acara loi mengeloi je lah..nothing more than that.

Lepas tu, weols tengok persembahan Amateur Strip Show.... ada tiga orang jah dan pemenang (berdasarkan sorakan penonton) akan memenangi hadiah wang tunai berharga £100.00! Banyak tu noks... shima pulak nak masuk join sekals atas pentas tu..tapi malulaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Maafin mak, uols..gambar blur blur lah pulak..dahlah lighting kat dalam club tu very der samar samar sangat...mak pulak dok jauh nun kat belakang from that stage! Sentapz occay???

Yang menang tu memang dosi tersedia ereksi mencanak canak tak hengat... walaupun muka dan badan takde lah best pun! Yang French guy yang dapat saguhati (busuk busuk saguhati pun £25.00 uols!!) tu lagi hansuari tapi lemang ad-dinchlah piula mencanak canak like the winner. Kann..kalau tang lemang tu mesti menang punyerlah! Size Queen sangat! **die lah me!

Lepas habis pertandingan ala ala amateur ittew, weols naiks emual ke atas tempat pelachoran ittew..wah waaahh makin ramai dan makin merries lah pulak! Ramai ebbenor yang dok buat blueboyzxx kat sittew..shima pulak nak join tapi ishhh nak ke dia kat mak nih?? **nanges!

While dok berdiri lelama kat sittew, tetiba ado janz ni yanga siklaa dok pandang mak dari tadi mula menghampiri mak. Body dia takdelah chanteque ke hapa..okey okey jah tapi kalau kau dah kedaung, takkan kau nak tolak kan?? kan?? Gitu! Tapi okeylah sebab muka dia nampak comel jah....

Mak masuk dalam satu bilik nih dan dia pun ikut mak..kat sittewlah weols dok mengcikloi dan merabs rabs tak hengat. Akhirnya dia bukak cikdom dan mula menutjubs mak. Aiyoomaa dek kerna lemangnya yang agak garganz ittew, dah lah berdiri lagi..pastu takde mukaddimah mukaddimah ke hapa dah..pakai tusuk terus... takde slow slow punyer..trusss sorong tarik kijenya...menjerit jerit mak kat sittew sakitlah kununnya...walahal seronok! **ops! Lama jugak dia dok tutjubs tu tapi dia dinch lah pulak cikcut kan...nak churanz lagilah tu kot hoh? mak dinch kisah noks..mak pun nak cari lemang lain lah pulak!! Plenty more lemangs in the area kaedahnya! (Still, masa dok tengah kena tutjubs tu ada jugak yang menyibuk nak raba sana sini..tak KUASA!!!!)

Anyway, moving on, mak lepas tu sempat mencikloi jantan "patung chendana" inniew - he's gorgeous and I think he knew he was gorgeous so he could not care less if he did not do anything to me...heyyy tapi adakah mak complaining?? Ad-dinch!!! Dah dapat lemang chanteque segar bugar warna pink, apa lagi, cikloi lah puas puas kan?? sambil mencangkung uols.... nak kneeling kang takut lantai tu pulak hat kotor dengan sisa sisa erni sapa ntah..**ops! Lama jugak mak dok mencikloi tu sampai banyak kali jugak hampir tercekik sebab dia suka menujah nujah sampai ke belakang tekak mak uols... still, love it! AND yet, still, there were a few hands menyibuk nak pegang lemang janz inniew...aiyo!! AKU TENGAH MENGULUM NI...nyah lah korang woiii!!!!

Akhir sekali masa ni pun lepas habis sessi cikloi tadi, ada sorang jantan ni sama tinggi jah ngan mak; badan kecik lah jugak. Tapi dia pakai vest menampakkan bodynyer tu yang buat mak pun kedaungan truss. As usual, mak main jeling jeling mata kat dia sambil masuk ke one of the rooms there. Dia pun turut masuk...

Body weols bertemu dan mulut weols mula berkucupan tak hengat... seluar semua terus dilondehkan dan mak mula mencikloi lemangnya yang sederhana besar ittew...mak tak kisah nyah, dah kedaung ni lemang medium pun okeylah tu! :P

Dipendekkan cerita dek kerna tempat tu hawa dia panas sangat, terus berpeluh peluh weols dibuatnya..nak nak aksi weols pun panas juga..kalau masuk video mesti meletop gitu!!! **matilaa veranganz lebey!

Our last position was he's right behind me dan sambil menggesel geselkan lemangnya ittew di antara kedua dua belah "cheeks" cikbonbon mak. Laaagilah kedaungan mak dibuatnya sambil bercommolot tak hengat dan sambil tangannya mencikcapkan sekals mak..tak lama memang mak cikcut uols **ops! Dia pulak truss menerus dok gesel gesel turun naik kat cikbonbon mak....hmmmm sedap sangat!

Couldn't remember how we finished it off but he suddenly asked me if I wanted to have a drink or two with him. Mak angguk sahajork...

So kat bar kat bawah tu, weols pun berkenal kenalanlah..rupanya dia ni minat Asians pun! BF dia pun ado kat sittew, budak Pinoy katanya... wah waaahhh open relationship jugak rupanya! Mak skerrz! Tapi mak dinchlah kan pulak nak hambek gambar ngan dia sebab tetiba jah BF dia ado kat sittew...jang bergaduh pulak hehhehe.. oh well, mak & BF dia tak said goodbye pun..ahh who cares lah kan? At least mak dosi taste jantan ittew..mrasa!

Anyway, memang sah sah pasnih weols akan datang lagi tempat ni and I think I knowjust what to wear for the occassion :P ***mak pekop molot uols!!!

Kat bawah ni signboard mak jumpa kat dalam club inniew... ala ala signboard kat luar sana kat London pulak, kan??? Mak sukalah nyah! Mak nak satulah!

Kann..... berani kau letak signboard SPUNK katanya ni kat dalam umah korang???? :P