Monday, April 28, 2008

Sitges First Night: Gembira Bertukar Runsing

Memang very der sexcited yaamat nak ke Sitges ni nak nak bila dosi hui tempat ittew memang tempat bergaloknya kaum kaum mak ni hah! Lagi pulak siap ado nudist beach lagi.. haiyyoo mak dinch laa kan pernah bervogelan sama ngan kaum kaum mak kat beaches nih...now, this is the right time. Dah pergy gym bagai, why not lah kan??? **padahal six pack pun non-ado! Hiks....

But then who cares, nak gi beaches cenggini pun sebab you are very comfortable with your body kaedahnya..... tak kiralah slim kaa, fit kaa..sofa kaa..as long as you are okay with yourself!

So anyway, we flew with Easyjet this time around from London Luton (if we were to go with Ryanair, although the Stansted Airport is much nearer to where we live but the airport in Barcelona where they fly to, is not very convenient - nak nak kalau nak gi Sitges, laaagilah tak convenient!).





Tu diah, mak dosi bersiap sedia with Lonely Planet guidebook (matilaa guna pakai buku guide yang dosi 5 years old kaedahnya.... kedekut sangat nak beli hat baru!). In-flight magazine by easyjet ittew pun menarik jugak.... ada fasal Talinn (Estonia) & Tangier (Morocco). Mak pun baru perasan Easyjet does fly to Mykonos Island in Greece - mrasa weols nak ke sana one of these days too! Gay paradise katanya!




Tu hah approaching Barcelona... dengan Laut Mediterranean nan membiru sekals..chanteque!



After around 1 hour and 45 minutes, our flight safely arrived at Barcelona's el Prat Airport (walaupun masa nak mendarat tu mak oiii bumpy gilbabs!). The immigration passport check-point was also straight forward; no questions asked nor my passport was handled badly (compared to the Germans and Italians).

The photo was taken when we were waiting for the only bus service going to Sitges called Mon-Bus. We nearly about to take the taxi (cuz we've been waiting quite a long time for this bus) but thank God, we did not. Nak tahu kenapa??? Cuz if we were to take the taxi, we'd have paid around €60.00 compared to only €6.00 by using the bus for both of us. Extortianate yaamat harganya, nyah!!!





Our hotel room in Parrots Hotel. It's very convenient to all the bars and pubs we'd hit those three nights we were there and so very near the sea-front too. What more, it's also convenient to walk from the bus stop (using the coach from the Airport) to this hotel. AND the staff were very friendly too, not to mention some of them quite gorgeous as well. tak caya tanya Avang! Hiks....




Kan.... first evening pun dosi trusss pose pose kat laut... but mind you since it's just about to go into Summer, the sea was still cold and chilly (so was the wind).... jadiknya, pose pose je lah!



Depan pokok pun nak pose pose kangkang hoh???

Anyway that night we both went out to the pubs and made some new friends including this one particular guy from Zaragoza. He was quite drunk by the time the pubs we closed at 3.00am. He then jatuh nafsu pandang pertama kat one of the guys outside the pub (orang Belgium). Tapi disebabkan his English was not that brilliant, so he tried to make me talk to this Belgium guy. Tapi (tapi lagi!) Avang pulak yang ber-brok brek dengan Belgium guy inniew.. haiyyoo kacau daunlah cik Avang oiii!

Pastuh, ramai ramai gi ke sea-front nak "ambik angin" katanya... ha ye lah tu hambek angin kat sea-front memalam buta nih... tempat cruising tu uols, bukan tak tahu!

Last last mak berjaya cakap kat si Belgian inniew yang si polan ni nak sangat kat dia... so bergerak lah semula semua ke hotel weols. Berkebetulan si Belgian ni pun stayed at the same hotel like us. Maka berjayalah si polan dari Zaragoza inniew bermalam bersama si Belgian.

Avang pulak tetiba bagitahu mak dia nak ambik "angin" barang 10 minit...katanya! Mak aihh mak dosi malas nak layan pakcik ni..apatah lagi mak dosi keletihan nak berjalan jalan (jalang jalang kot??). So mak naik ke bilik hotel dan tidur...

Tapi mak dinch dapat tidurlah nyah, lepas 30 minit kot tidur, mak terjaga... Avang masih lagi belum balik ke hotel. mak try call dia, no answer! Mak sms dia, takde balasan! Haiyyooo dalam kepala mak dah macam macam dah nih - kena dera lah, kena rompaklah, kena bunuh lah (maaf, memang mak punyer kepala dah runsing gilbabs dah nih)...

Dekat dekat pukul 6.00am kot, baru mak dapat balasan Avang....

(bersambung....)

p/s PLS whoever yang prihatin sangat ngan keadaan diri mak ni, pls lah... I am who I am...I know it's hard for you to understand but this is me now. Mak dah membawa diri ke negara orang ni so that I won't be bothering uols anymore with my "gay stuff". I am here, I am queer, get used to it!

BUT thanks very much for your concern, prayers, advices etc...... very much appreciated

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