Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A Few Anecdotes From Sitges

Mrasalah korang baca rambling and mumbling mak kat sinniew semasa weols berada di Sitges baru baru inniew. Mutoh ija laaa mung semua selama seminggu nih sebab semuanya berkisar fasal Sitges ehehe...

1. There's a bar called XXL Bar in Sitges (XXL.. sesuatuh sangat nama dia..apa yang XXL??? Yang pasti bukan saiz baju mahupun celana!) and one of the bartender was always stark bollock naked whenever we're in there - no matter if the theme of the bar was underwear only or just normal bar. The funny thing was, the other night when we were in the other bar, we saw him with his clothes on. Like Avang said, we nearly could not recognise him with his clothes on!

I suppose, some people works with full clothes on but some people like this guy, goes to work with clothes on but take it off as soon as he's behind the bar!

2. Mostly all the gay bars in Sitges have their own "darkroom" for cruising purposes. Unfortunately when we were there, no one really used them..not sure why; perhaps the Spanish guys are as shy as English guys?? If this were to be in Germany or Belgium, it'd be heaving with guys looking for sesuap ciknek!
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BUT then I suppose, the guys in Sitges will go for "cruising" along the "gay beach" at the sea-front at night. Hmmm..how do I come to know this, you may wonder?? :P

3. It's funny how you can be mistaken as a local. That's just what happened to me when we were on the train to Barcelona from Sitges. There were a few tourists on this train too and as we both were about to get out of the train at Barcelona Sants Station, one of the guys in this group (mind you, he's cute!) asked me in Spanish. I just gave him that "terpinga-pinga" look. AND seconds after just froze there, I had to tell him "
Sorry..no entiendo...English please". Everybody in that group looked quite embarassed especially this guy (not to mention me who was quite embarassed as well!). As a matter of fact he wanted to know if Barcelona Sants would be the destination for them for central Barcelona of which I said yes (then you would have to use all the Metro Lines - chewah expert kununnya!). Later on when I over heard them talking, sounded like they're all French speaking.




I guess with two days sun-bathing on the beach in Sitges would make your skin turning quite dark and perhaps that made me looks like local people. Unless, he just assumed I could speak Spanish.... oh well, it's still funny though!

4. Playas del Muertes is a beach supposedly exclusive for gay people BUT on saturday when we were there, we were shocked to see a few women there...one even with fully clothes on (selamba badak berjalan tengah tengah semua jantan dok bervogel, leyy??) - little that we know that there were three enclaves of beaches there and 2 out of 3 are mixed nudist beach - only ONE is exclusively gay BUT even so, this woman was still there walking with her dogs along the beach to the rocks!

Ishhhh ni sah sah nak sekodeng weols tengah bogel nih (oopsss did I say that I had no clothes on either??? ***pekop molot!)




Tu terpampang besar gila tu hah.... tak gheti gheti lagi ke pompuan oiiiii??????????? **matilaa sasau!


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Oh ye, nak tahu apa isi kandungan sms Avang on the early morning of Saturday? dalam pening pening kepala dan runsing tak tentu hala ittew, tetiba dapat sms pakcik nih...

Dia cakap "
Hi I'm okay tsnks... but I can't get the front door key to work.... I might have to call you if I can't get in..." **kann..thanks dia eja tsnks...hiks

Lerrr patutlaa..tak dapat masuk hotel rupanya.. front door hotel memanglah kunci sebab takde pak guard. Tapi masa mak pakai guna kunci tu buleh pulok? So mak bergegas pakai baju bagai dan turun ke bawah nak tengok kalau Avang masih di muka pintu hotel. mak bukak... batang idung dia takde pun!

Haiyyoo mak pun dah panik semula dah tapi mujurlah, nampak jugak kelibat pakcik ni tengah berjalan menuju ke arah mak (agak terhoyong hayang sket). Sentapz taww dia senyum senyum pulak..kita ni runsing dok hengat nih!

Dia cakap kat mak memang dia gi cruising kat pantai pun...dapat pulak jantan sekor katanya, hensem lagi. Aiyyooo geramnya aku pakcik nih... patutlah try koling tak menjawab! Tengah mencikloi kah??
**ops!

Sebenornya dia nak bawak jantan tu balik ke bilik hotel (matilaa nak ber-threesome ngan mak kot) tapi disebabkan dia dinch boleh bukak pintu depan hotel, si jantan tu dah naik malas nak menunggu so dia terus pulang ke hotel 5-star dia (katanya lah!).

Tapi katakanlah jantan tu masuk hotel, mampukah mak nak ber-threesome bagai?? Mak masa tu tengah fenin!

p/s uols, mak maybe lambat skett hapdate these few days sebab banyak benda nak fikir dan nak di settle kan..... weols la ni tengah dok brain-stroming fikir fikir **matilaa ahlul-fikir

Anyway, tengok dulu gambar nih.... apa dia tataw???


**matilaa bayang bayang! Mak lari dulu naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

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