Thursday, June 5, 2008

Big Brother 9 UK

Oh yes..the time of the year has come again for the mind-boggling, shriek-bitching, cat-fighting, name-calling, race-hatred, personality-loathing & sex-starve programme on TV called Big Brother!

It's gonna be televised live tonight on Channel 4 with brand new housemates. Apparently, they will be escorted right to the BB house door in vans and especially one in particular - a blind boy to be escorted into the house by Davina McCall!

Who will be the next Charley? Or another dim-wit Jade Goody? Or will there be another Nikki or Nadia? Will there be rompy pompy this time???

So far there's nothing so excited about nudity or sex in UK Big Brother house but this time looks like the Channel 4 bosses will not edit out any nudity or sexual contents - if that ever happened!

I wish the BB housemates will be as brave and sexually explicit as those in Australia! BUT then, those in Australia are good looking! What did we get for the UK ones??? WEIRDOS!

***hmm still remember that hunk in BB Australia who has the biggest dong on reality TV..bloody hell, he's huge!




Whatever it is, I can't wait for the new BB9 - it's going to be tougher and harsher. Any rule-breaker will be put in a built-in jail in the house!! Oh yes... JAIL!



The Jail katanya!!! :P


Apparently this is going to be the "hunk" of BB9 this year; Rex Newmark... takkan sorang jah?? Hopefully ramai lagi... more hunks and nudity please!!! **ops!!!!

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So there, as of 10.35pm 5th June 2008 UK time, there's a total of 16 new BB housemates in the house.

Quite disappointed cuz only two hot guys???

YES..fookin' TWO!!!

Most of the housemates are girls (I consider the camp one as one of the gals!)..

At least three are immigrants - a girl from Sierra Leone, a masseuse from Thailand (persis Tingtong Makadengdeng Little Britain tu nyah!) and a guy from Somalia (muslim).

Actually two housemates are Muslims - well, practicing Muslims definitely they aren't!

One straight couple (but had to keep their relationship a secret for a week or face the eviction!).

One blind guy - he seems nice

One gay guy - oh and why oh
why everytime Big Brother UK gets a gay guy in da house, he has to be as CAMP as Xmas?????????????? **matilamak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **dahlah tak chanteque!!!

Ohh..and two good looking guys Rex & Dale - mrasa we'll see them showering in the shower room and there'll be no shower curtain or whatsoever!!! ****pitam!!!

p/s Puan Zaiton, mak bagi kat uols lah si Dennis the camp gay dancer tu hoh..mak bawak Dale & Rex naik flight gi Venice Beach sat....**lariiiiiii

pp/s Looks like a version of Little Britain in BB9 - There's Vicky Yeah But No But Pollard, Tingtong Makadengdeng (minus the male genitalia) and Dafyd The Only gay In The Village! Quite hillarious!

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