India Trip (Part 3) - Jalan Jalan Delhi

Awal awal pagi lagi weols dosi booked a taxi with a driver who could speak English very well. Fair enough, he brought us everywhere (could not remember how much we paid him for the service but I think it was quite reasonable PLUS it's recommended by the hotel as well).

Tapi tu lah, hat yang hotel besar besar rekemen pun ado agenda tersendiri bawak pergi kedai karpet tuh..khabarnya diorang ni akan dapat komisyen kalau tourists beli belah kat sittew. At least t-shirt khabarnya!

Anyway, mak harap sangat hari tu weols dapat gi tengok Humayun's Tomb, India Gate, Jama Masjid, Qutab Minar & Lotus Temple. Tapi nampak gayanya sebab weols perabihkan masa dok melangut dengar cerita karpet, tak sempat gi Qutab Minar & Lotus Temple (walaupun Lotus Temple dekat bebenor dengan hotel weols).




Tu diah, nak masuk kubur raja pun nak katok pelancong asing lelebih! Set set kelly bayar 10 Ruppes jah..weols ni kena bayar 25 times more! Dasar cekik darah kapitalis!




The magnificient Humayun's Tomb. Built by Humayun's widow - Bega Begum berdasarkan ciri ciri Parsi.. also ala ala Garden of Heaven kaedahnya (katanya!). This tomb was described as the predecessor to Taj Mahal.

Humayun ni one of the Mughal Emperor rasanya........ kena exile ke hapo ke Afghanistan masa tu.




Pose pose dada depan India Gate - a World War I memorial place remembering 90,000 Indian soldiers who dies during the war fighting for British - patutlaa set set kelly sampai ke lening nak katok omputih... marah sebab kena guna kot????






India Gate area was full of ies, tourists and also school kids (lawatan sambil belajar lah ni kot hoh?). Beruk kera pun ado.... hat yang ni tuan dia siap dok dekat dekat weols nak soh weols tengok aksi aksi monyet dia lah tuh..kosser lah! Tak hingin!

Ni pun satu, nak beli air Pepsi dalam botol kat kawasan ni pun haiyooo hampir hampir kena katok dengan penjual bangsat dia. Si penjual tu nak soh weols bayar 60 Rupees for each bottle...tapi Avang hui harga dia not more than 25 Rupees pun. So, memang Avang berkeras kata "25 Rupees each!!!". Mrasa!




Kompleks perkarangan Secretariat Buildings. This whole area was built by the British during the colonial times. patutlaa nampak kemas je...kalau hat yang diorang buat bina sendiri, jangan harap..mesti entah apa apa ntah!





Jama Masjid yang besar dan luas ittew.. did not feel quite safe at all here dahlah selipar weols, weols tinggalkan kat luar tuh. Memanglah ada orang jaga tapi cara diorang berinteraksi ngan weols punyerlaaa macam penyangak. takde tata susila langsung. Patutnya tempat inneiw tempat welcoming everyone. Barulah nampak kemanisan islam ittew tapi non-ado!

Last last dahlah kena bayar 200 Rupees kalau nak ambik gambar kat dalam masjid (bangsat sangat..kat masjid pun nak cekik darah!). Bila mak bagi kat dia 500 Rupees, dia bagi baki 2 x 200 Rupees notes and 2 x 1 US Dollar!!! Whaddafak???? What the hell am I supposed to do with BLOODY AMERICAN DOLLARS???????



Aiyyoohh sempat budak kecik nih enterframe lah pulak! The red building is the one right infront of the Jama Masjid.




The very place where Mahatma Gandhi's body was cremated.. tempat ni pun dipanggil Gandhi Samadhi (nampak sangat bahasa kita guna Hindi kan..Samadhi.. Semadi...sama lah tu!).



Mahatma Gandhi Museum - nak masuk free pulak. Pelik betul... ingatkan nak katok semua pelancong kaedahnya hiks.... oh well, it's a nice museum regarding the life and the political struggle of a great man called Gandhi. Even kain hat yang dia pakai masa dia kena bunuh (siap dengan bekas bekas darah sekals) pun ditayangkan kat sittew.....

Lepas ittew, ingatkan nak juga gi Qutb Minar or Lotus Temple (penganut agama Baha'i punyer kuil).. tapi Avang pulak keletihan dan tak berapa sedap badan..so weols bagitahulah taxi driver merangkap tourist guide weols nih soh bawak weols balik semula ke hotel.

Perlu ke dia berulangkali nak ajak weols gi sebuah lagi "emporium" or "mall" ke hapa katanya elok untuk ambik gambar... errr we're not stupid. kau pergi emporium beli belah bukan nak hambek gambar lah, labi! Ni sah sah nak soh weols dok melangut dengar cara diorang buat karpet lagi nih hah! Tak pun nak paksa weols dok dengar tukang kedai bercakap fasal batu marmar ke hapa.. hanjss siyal sangat!

Memang weols berkeras kat drebar teksi tuh soh bawak weols balik ke hotel!

Ittew yang menyakitkan hati weols tu..dahlah bayar servis diorang tapi macam ada agenda lain pulak diorang nih (ala ala daging vavi dicelah kuey teow kata Hjh Esah).

Oh well.... part of the experience I suppose!

Next stop - Jaipur, Rajashtan!