Wednesday, March 12, 2008

India Trip (Part 2) - Kisah Penjual Karpet!

Right, so this was one of the most tiring and annoying experience we've had whilst in India. Admittedly we did not know this was coming...again and again, they tried endlessly to show you and persuaded you to buy their goods.

Hat yang ni actually pun drebar teksi Crowne Plaza Hotel ni yang bawak weols ke sinniew lepas bawak weols ronda ronda keliling Connaught Place, India Gate & Parliament area of Delhi.

Memula hengat emporium or a usual mall with lots of cheap stuff ke hapa ke..actually non-ado!!! Ni scam ke hapa ntah. Tourist guide ke drebar teksi ke, semuanya nak bawak tourist di bawah tanggungjawab theyols ke tempat tempat cenggini.

Masalahnya kalau weols kaya raya, mungkinlah kot..nak beli karpet lah, marmar lah... tapi weols ni tourist jah. Mentang mentang Avang tuh kulit putih, tryss theyols hengat dia kaya raya. Bengap ko hapo???




Inniewlah tuan punyer kedai karpet Kashmir ittew... admittedly the carpets are of high quality and great value BUt to buy and to bring them home??? Even the smalles ones..we're not bloody interested to buy!




Pandai memujuk rayu weols sambil menghidangkan sekuk keghing (biskut kering) and Indian herbal tea. Aikk...biskut kering jah???Lemang tadak kah??? **ops!




Tu diah..ntah berapa puluh karpet ntah diorang dosi hamparkan untuk weols. Demonstrasi inniew berlangsung selama 45 minit kot... giler punyer lama...tu belum gi lagi Qutab Minar, Lotus Temple, Jama Masjid etc etc.... haiyyoohhh fenin kapla nak membeli belah karpet pulak dah!!!!




Sampai terduduk pakcik nih dok mengdemonstrasi karpet karpet..kalu karpet Aladdin hat yang voley terbang tu takpa pulak, noh???

Last last lepas 45 minit berlalu, weols truss cakap berkali kali we're not interested in buying any bloody carpets for fuck sake!!! **oopss not like that lah..we did not say those F words, hiks...

Si penjual karpet ni pulak siap cakap "Don't break my heart sir" as soon as we said for the last time (after zillions of times) that we're not interested. Erkk hello, are you being thick or what??? Taknak beli..taknak beli lah woiii!!!



Last last, Avang resort to buy a shawl....

"Cepatlah bang oiii... nak gi sejid pulok nih"

"Mung takmboh selendang ke...nok beli nih..."

"Beli selendang buat mende... baik beli bikini!"
**larikkkkk.......

Gitulah kira kiranya pengalaman weols dok terpaksa melayan orang orang Kelly nih nak menjual bebarang theyols... macamlaaaaa weols ni cop duit!

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