Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Catwoman Returns!

Halle Berry may have turned a dozen pubescent boys heads in her leather-clad portrayal of Catwoman, but the real life catwoman turned heads for all the wrong reasons this week.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, dubbed catwoman for her extensive plastic surgery to resemble a "wildcat", was seen out having lunch with her fashion designer boyfriend Lloyd Klein. Jocelyn has become the poster child of 'plastic surgery gone too far'.

During her marriage to the late Billionaire Alec Wildenstein, Jocelyn feared that her husband was losing interest in her, thus she underwent cosmetic surgery in order to reignite his passion for her. She surgically enhanced her facial features to resemble the cats of the wild with the knowledge that her husband was an avid feline enthusiast.

Her husband naturally shrieked in horror when he saw her face, (wouldn't be surprised if her face were the cause of death)...

With Jocelyn's knowledge, would it not have been more sensible to take her husband on an African Safari as opposed to modelling your face after a cat? Just saying...

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