Ally McBeal Reunion

The cast of Ally McBeal, including Calista Flockhart, reunited on Good Morning America to pimp the release of the series to DVD. Almost no one said anything interesting. What did you think?

Taylor Swift Whores for Wal-Mart

Country star girl Taylor Swift has launched a line of sundresses that will be available at the empire of Wal-Mart stores nationwide starting Feb. 1 2009. She designed the line with jean maker l.e.i.

Christina Aguilera Whores Out New Stink

Christina Aguilera was at a Los Angeles Macy’s last Friday launching her new body smeller Inspire. I cannot wait to smell just like her.

Jessica Alba Whores for Liquor

For some reason Jessica Alba felt the need to become the face of the 2009 Club Campari calendar.

Hayden Panettiere Whores Out the Bags

Hayden Panettiere, the star of the Heroes of television, has designed its own bag of limited edition for Dooney & Bourke. The sale retail of the bags for $295 and they are for sale now. Just how many stuff can remain you in one of these?

Madonna Next Whore of Louis Vuitton?

Rumors are swirling on the Internets that the Queen of All Muscles, Madonna, has signed on as the face of French luxury brand Louis Vuitton. She would start scaring potential customers in the Spring of 2009.