Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Madonna Felt Fat At The MET Gala Pics

Madonna Felt Fat at the Met Gala PicsOne of the many style savvy stars, hit the big event, Madonna made her way to Monday night's Costume Institute Gala in New York City. The "Material Girl" took the spotlight on the lavish celebration when she walked the red carpet in a sleek and silky blue Stella McCartney dress.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Celebration!!!!


Oh my God!!! I have heard it first on Heart radio this afternoon and mak teross fall in love with this new single by Madonna!!!!
Oh yes, she's back with the disco-diva song...as good as Hung-Up but maynot be as good as Vogue but a true dance and disco-dancing stuff!
As far as I know, it's from her forthcoming Greatest Hits album.. aiyoohh mak tak sabar nyah!!!
Tapi mak tetapppp jeles tahap diva dia dapat Jesus Luz ittew...owhhh mak nakkkkkkkkk! **tetiba

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mak Sakit Perottt!!!

Nyah semua, maafin mak kerna non-ado update untuk kali inniew dek kerna mak kesakitan perut yang memboyot boyot ni. rasa rasanya sebab makan masakan Avang malam tadi hehehe..kesian Avang; dia pun sakit perut uols.....

Mrasa laki bini dua dua sakit perot! Mujur dua dua tak termengandung! **ops!

Kalau mengandung, mrasa dinch hoi sapakah punyer angkara! **ya hamponnnnnnn


Apa apa pun, jom kita layan tengok gambar kat bawah ni....



Aiyoyooo kau tak makan hati Madonna dapat jantan Brazil (Jesus Luz si model tu lah!) setegap inniew??? Bila lah mak nak dapat jantan cenggini and pose pose model sekals???? **seraya booking first flight ticket ke Rio de Janeiro!


p/s biarlah rambut dia serabai ponnnn.. mak rasa sup lemang dia mesti lemak manesss vass kebaboom!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Madonna and A-Rod Look for Love Shack

The New York press are reporting that Madonna and her new love-toy the A-Rod have been quietly looking for a house on the Upper East Side and the East End in NYC. These houses range in price from $30-$60 million.

Madonna

Friday, November 21, 2008

Edisi Mari Bergomol!

Mak terkejut dengan berita berita sensasi nan tak basi masa kini lah uols.... memula fasal Madonna and Guy Ritchie. Aiyoyooooo mak pun dinch hoi mana satu mak nak sokong - Guy or Madge? Madge kan ke gayah/ fonens icon? She's the best of the best..Queen of Pop..Queen of re-invention and all that stuff - her music is relevant sampai ke lening! Guy pulak walaupun direktor filem tapi he looks like a normal person to me (oh not to mention he's quite cute too hiks...).



Zaman mesra Madge & Guy..Madge, kalau hang tanak Guy, hang bagi kat mak lah noh?? Mak nak jadikan dia tukang sabun mak masa mandi **ya hamponnnnnnnnnnnn

Mujur noh, walaupun diorang divorce, nampaknya Guy masih dapat hak untuk jaga dan jumpa anak dia Rocco dan anak angkat dia si David dari Rwanda ittew. Mak terharu noks! Sesen pun daripada harta Madonna dia tak nak sebab dia hanya nak satu jah - hal anak anak. Bless!!!

Anyhow, what's this about this lady called Rozita Che wan yang digosipkan dengan Datuk K (haiyooo pakcik ni, glamer lagi sundelzzz.... sebelum kawen ngan Dato' S pun glamerious giloss nak nak dgn misai tebalnya ittew...hiks..) ** Dato' S kat sinniew ialah Dato' Siti okeh, bukan Dato' S M Salim :P

Yang mak nak hoi siapa lah pulak Rozita Che Wan nih?? Who the hell is she tetiba jah muncul? Personaliti TV kot?? ya hamponn noks mak dinch hoi sebab first of all dosi lama dinch balsbals Mesia, and secondly ramai yaamat yang bergelar artis lening, ye doks??? Tu tak termasuk skendel kawen ngan laki orang lah , yang berkhalwat lah yang driving sambil mabuk lah...ishh mengalahkan Hollywood noh?? :P




Ni mak ada baca fasal si Rozita ni menyangkal tuduhan gossip bahawa Dato K belikan dia sebuah kereta mewah BMW tiga siri. Kalau betullah tuduhan dan gossip inniew, maka memang sah mata keranjang yaamatlah Dato K ni. Tak cukupkah wahai Dato K ngan Dato S yang comel loteh dan gebiewwww ittew???

Tapi kan satu jah mak nak cakap - takkan pohon bergoyang kalau takde angin angin ittew... tak kiralah angin sepoi bahasa kah atau angin kentut...yang fenting - there's no smoke without fire!

Samalah macam hal yang berlaku dengan Norman Hakim adik beradik Captain Lukman Hakim (ya hamponnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn) dengan si Memey!

Oh and the latest yang vass lagi vugigerdebass ialah pertandingan dan percakaran antara Tok Pidah & Dato Shahrizat.

Hamboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii inniewlah yang dikatakan catfight of the year and perhaps of next year as well! Memasing ramai penyokong dan pengikut.

Sudah sudahlah tu Tok Pidah, bagi je lah laluan kat Dato Shahrizat (walaupun dia tumbang di tangan Nurul Izzah kat Lembah Pantai on the last General Election - but that's not the point!). Awak tu dah 21 tahun dah kot hoh jadik pemimpin Wanita. Bagi je peluang kat yang muda muda skett nak memimpin. Ikut resmi Tun M tu hah! (Well last last dia baginya kat Pak Lah...hmmm big mistake??? Perhaps???)
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Nasiblah awak Tok Pidah, pemimpin kanan awak tanak ikut nasihat awak fasal peralihan kuasa... mrasa sinsing lengan and ready for mud wrestling! Hiks....



Mak teruja sangat dengan tudung rock Dato Shahrizat inniew.... Vogue uols! Hiks...

Jejaga Tok pidah, Dato Shahrizat dah tunjuk taring tu hah... hehehehe. Merah merah tu tandanya she's ready for the big FIGHT! :P

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Madonna Next Whore of Louis Vuitton?

Rumors are swirling on the Internets that the Queen of All Muscles, Madonna, has signed on as the face of French luxury brand Louis Vuitton. She would start scaring potential customers in the Spring of 2009.

Madonna

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Madonna Ditches Guy Ritchie for a Rod

Madonna finally ditches her man-servant Guy Ritchie. She must have had the good rump shaker to keep him around so long through her bad accent and nutty string bracelet religion.

Madonna Guy Ritchie