Abang Sang Penari Hansuari

Tu diah..the ultimate dancer of the night kekdahnya...he's handsome, his body's gorgeous and most of all, he's very friendly especially towards mak, leyyy?? LOL

Chanteque noh bottom abang nih?? Nak tengok lagi?? Sila KLIK SINIH!

p/s Kay, sampai naik juling noh mata kita dok tengok melangut pandang abang nih? :P

Perjumpaan Dengan Kay

Tak habis habis lagi sebenornya gegambar adik adik dan abang abang GoGo Boys kat Soho bebaru nih. Tapi mak nak story lah kan cemana mak berjumpa dengan blog reader mak yang simply wanna be called Kay. Ala ala macam nama anak tiri mak yang pompuan tu pulak noh?

Admittedly mak dan Avang selalu busy kalau tak weekend di Europe, weols ada hal dengan kuarga kat UK nih. So bila ada kesempatan dan keemasan nak stay overnight kat London, hah terus mak sms si Cikgu Garang & si Kay nih bagitahu mak akan berada di London.

Unfortunately Cikgu Garang tak dapat hadhir ke venue yang weols hadhiri malam ittew sebab busy katanya (sah sah busy dengan jantan noh??? ***ya hamponnnn spekulasi liar) TAPI si kay pulak dalam sibuk sibuk dia nak stadi bagai **sujudssssssssssss, sempat jugak ambik peluang nak berjumpa weols.

First stop was Kudos and kat sittewlah weols berjumpa. Tapi mak dah bagi amaran awal awal kat si Kay sebab ado jantan Italian kat sittew (ala ala rumah dia dos Kudos tu - tiap tiap hari dia ada kat sittew!) dah tengok gambar si Kay (silap mak jugak sebab mak dok tayang tunjuk! **ops!!!) dan mulalah jiwa Italiano nih bergelegak tak keruan jadiknya sebab jatuh hati pandang pertama gittew!

Yang unfortunately nyer, Italian sekor ni tak menarik langsung pun! Kuat bercakap pulak tu but in all honesty, he's really a nice guy cuma dia ni "on your face" sokmo kalau dia suka kat seseorang tu!

***Gitulah kalau ala ala hidung tak mancung pipi tersorong sorong...

Bila mak kenalkan Kay dengan Avang, Italian ni and others kat sittew, dah sudah, mak dah takde peluang langsung nak berkenalan dan berbors dengan Kay. Silap mak jugak sebab kat sittew ada lagi sorang kawan mak yang mak dosi lama dinch bertemu (Indon) tu yang busy dok bors bors ngan orang lain tu!!! **ya hamponnn Kay!

Anyway nampaknya Kay okey jah borsbors ngan Italian ni walaupun banyak kali jugak si Kay dok pegang tangan mak macam dia nak di-rescue-kan sahajork from cengkaman mamat Italian inniew! Hiks....

In the end the Italian faham yang Kay tak minat sehabuk pun kat dia so dia mengundurkan diri. Thank God!!! LOL..... tapi masa nak said goodbye tu masihlah kan sempat pegang pegang lagi tu..haiyooo tak kuasa mak!!! :P

Well, Kay malam tu memang smartly dressed..shiny shoes, very well groomed..ala ala Metrosexual gitu, uols! Very nice indeed. Patutlah kan Italian tu jatuh hati tetiba! Tapi abg abg hansuari yang lain kat dalam tu hat yang kita suka tak ada pulak noh main main jeling mata sampai juling ngan kita??? **sentapz!!!

p/s Si Kay ni eyeing up this one cute guy (muka nampak macam dari Eastern Europe jah tapi dia busy dengan kengkawan dia!) dan mak pulak busy dok jeling sampai juling abang tinggi lampai yang dok sensorang kat satu sofa nih. Kenapa dia tak datang kat mak dan kenalkan diri, I have no idea. Maybe sebab mak pun bersama sama kawan kawan & Avang! :P

Lepas daripada Kudos tu, weols ke The Village pub di Soho ittew. Merries noks, dengan male dancers yang body sedaps edap dan pakaian theyols yang ala ala next to nothing ittew!

Mrasa mak & Kay pakai Venetian mask. Dalam hati tu tetaplah noh berdupdapdupdap sebab penari jantan kat belakang tu hansuarianssssssssssssss............

Lama jugak weols kat sittew, ye lah, demi cuci mata kekdahnya.sampai jejantan penari kat sittew sampai boleh tukar celana dalam seksi theyols sampai tiga empat kali, okeh???

Sempat posing posing "kau tinggi aku katik" kat Piccadilly Circuis..hehehehhe.. mak ni lah kan forevernyerlah pendek terpendek kekdahnya!!!

Then weols beredar ke Vauxhall Village guna teksi sebab jauhlaaa wehh nak menapak!

First weols ingat nak gi Crush ke hapa ntah nama kelab yang siap ado cruising area tu kan..tapi queue punyerlah panjang pastuh motiff cikki cikki pun ado??? Apa kes diorang pun masuk sittew??? So weols menuju ke Vauxhall Tavern pub..siap ado show bagai siap dengan auction memacam kat stage tu hah demi untuk masuk tabung World's AIDS Day kekdahnya. Mak tak beli hapa hapa pun dalam auction tu...mak mesken! **nanges!

p/s actually mak pun ada chur lite lite kat sittew tapi tahu tahulah jejantan kat UK nih, dia pandang kita, kita pandang dia...and then dua dua malmalkuch nak menyapa. In the end, habuk pun tarak!!! Hampeh!!!!

---Oh and thank you for Kay kerna bayar kan weols entrance fee untuk masuk pub inniew.. very nice of you! Not to mention you bought us drinks in Kudos as well!!!

Lepas tu ingat nak try gi masuk balik dalam Crush club ke hapa tu tapi bila weols tanya harga dia - bouncers kat sittew cakap weols kena bayar £15 each! Fuck that! I'm off!!!!

Baek mak churanz keesokan hari kat Vault tu (ni dalam hati mak lah kan dok mikir) yang tak bayar semahal ittew untuk party seluar dalam hari Ahad!

So, mak & Avang just said goodbye to Kay..semoga lain kali jumpa lagi. Hopefully weols akan datang bertandang kat umah uols di London ittew. Thanks for the invitation, darling!

Kan....mak pun tetaplah kan tanak kalah nak beraksi dengan hadek penari pakai celana dalam nih! :P ***matilaaa lengan besor gajah!

Adek Omputeh Menari Nari

Uols nak tengok antara gegambar yang mak sempat snappy snappy malam tu kat Soho???

Mrasa KLIK SINIH!

Enjoy dan jangan pengsan kalau dah tengok akrobatik melampau naaaaaaaaaaaa

The Next Melayu Terlampau?

Kan..siapakah inniew???? Mrasa !!!!



Jai Maddox, uols hoi who this is for sure..tu diah, sekali jah jumpa mak, truss dosi hilang ke-innocent-an budak bertuah sorang nih!

Sapa makan hati?? Angkat tangan! LOL

p/s Mak makan lemang..**opss!!! Tu diah truss konfessi adegan makan lemang hari Ahad kekdahnya :P

Nantilah mak cerita perjalangan dan perjalanan mak semasa weekend naaa???

Termasuk perjumpaan mak dengan two very friendly guys - Kay & Cikgu Garang!

p/s 1st December is World's AIDS day....

The Village's Handsome Dancer

Hey YOU good lookin'!

The glitters on his body - in the end, they ended up on my face as well!!!! **ooops!!!

Nice pose! **kangkangan tak hengat!

Strange that a pair of pink speedos suits well for a guy like him :)



What a fit and handsome guy!!! AND guess who got to "taste" a piece of his performance????




Yep, you've guessed it...YOURS truly!!!! :P

The Village Go Go Boys

Hah korang mrasalah tengok gegambar hadek ni dok menari tak hengat kat The Village pub, Soho baru baru nih!





Budak ni kan, asik nak memanjat jah kijenyer..hiks...Spiderman terbaru kot?? :P




Mrasa nampak celah celah!!!! **pengsan!!!




Flexi yaamat... sampai nampak bonjol hehehehehe




Tu diah..ultimate akrobatik melampau kekdahnya!!!! Mak skerzzz!!!!




Bonjol lagik!!! ***teruss pengsan sampai tahun depan!

Pole Dancing Boys of The Village Pub

Saturday evening - we went off to London together gether dengan anak tiri mak yang chanteque dan anggun ittew (mana lagi kuah takkan tumpah kalau tak ke nasik, hoh?? Matilaaaa mak veranganz! Hiks....) bersama sama juga dengan tunangan yang dinch perlunyer ittew....

Anyway, will story mory about that later but first of all, as usual if we go to London's Soho, haruslah kan weols melachor **ops di The Village Pub inniew to see fit boys strutting their stuff on the bar with the big pole in their hands (and I ain't talkin' about the "pole" in their undies, mind you!!!). Jangan jadik otak kotor!!!

I don't think I have seen any of these guys before.. the regular ones weren't here that night. Wonder if they've gone to toher venue - perhaps in London's Vauxhall area (we're still thinking about going to this area sampling the night life over there....dengar khabar lagi vass dan raunchy...siap ado naked dancing club katanya...**pengsan!)





Mak skerrr janz ni noks....tegar, kekar dan bidang sangat dada dan body dia...**merembsssss. Unfortunately he wore those - he should have worn the skimpy li'l number!





Yang ni pun comel dan nice body but ceklat sangat kaler dia...from Brazil kot hoh??? :P ***abang bartender tu kekarlah! **ops!

Oopsss Pakcik mana pulak ni tetiba shima nak jadi Pole Dancing boy??? Veranganlaa pakcik oiii!!!

Hahaah actually this picture was taken in Heaven night club in London on Saturday night bersempena dengan pre-birthday celebration for anak tiri mak si K ittew.

We had a blast time dancing and singing to the songs including Kylie's new single In My Arms (absolutely lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeee this song!!!) - this is an instant hit all over Europe at the moment!

"How does it feel in my arms..... how does it feel in my arms....." gitu kata Kylie...

Tapi kalau mak ubah lirik dia...boleh jadi ginilah noks..nanti kalau diorang pasang lagu ni kat mana mana kelab kat seluruh dunia, please say this out loud, nah?? Especially kalau korang BOTTOM!!! LOL

"How does it feel in my arse...... how does it feel in my arse......" gitu kata mak!!!

**pechottttttttttttttttttt

Underwear Guys (Again!!!)

Okay, just photos of these pole dancing guys again at The Village pub. Mak dosi ajak si E-Dan (maafin weols, last minute kaedahnya sebab plan weols pun last minute, leyy?) but he's busy with his other friends..gitu!

Mesti dia makan hati seeing this particular guy on the bar....hmmm berketak ketak abs nyer, noh??? Makan hati!!!!





We've seen this guy before but have not seen him strutting his stuff for a while...now he's back!!!

Oh yeah, this cutie is getting ready to go on the bar shaking his hips **matilaa Shakira!

Love those white undies.....

Mmmmmm shake that bon bon babeh! :P

We did go to a few bars afterwards including CX79 ittew..haiyyooo nowadays that bar becoming even worse lor - it's very cruisy in the toilet downstairs but the clients are soooo hazzab and don't even let me mention the stench! Ewwww!!!!

Anyway, as I said before, though we had those free entry "bracelets" to Heaven club but we did not go there because we wanted to get up early for Avang's flight next morning.

Oh well....life goes on....

Update soon - too busy at work and gym! ****matilaa miss alasan!

Weekend In London (Part 3) - Pole Dancing Boys of Soho

Here you are...the photos of last weekend's night out in London with The Village Pub's Pole Dancing Boys!

These two were definitely the best boys!

Enjoy the pics! Wish they did more (i.e get naked!!!!) Hahahaha I guess that's too much for London scene, eh?





Love the white briefs..and he's sooo friendly too ****kann E-dan kannn???? Uols hui! **matilaa gesel gesel bahu bagai!






Kann... sampai ternganga nganga molot weols dok terdongak nak tengok benda terjulur dan terbonjol **oops!



Oh yes, he's the best dancer..and the most outrageous and exhibitionist as well. Yummilicious!

Have a nice weekend uols...we'll be going to London again to have dinner buffet with some friends in conjunction with Chinese New Year celebration. Duiiiiii!

Weekend In London (Part 2) - Melati Restaurant, Soho

Weols berjumpa E-Dan ni pun kat Piccadilly Circuis. dah jumpa tu kan terus sajorklah bawak dia ke pub Kudos tempat adik adik orientals & blacks berkumpul. Tapi maybe sebab awal lagi kot so yang penuh kat dalam tuh ialah omputih (yang kebanyakannya tak taste langsung!). We ols met up (terserempak) dengan Pino si Italiano yang memang selalu sangat kat Kudos tuh.

Lama jugak kot weols kat sittew sebab pastuh jumpa kawan weols si Rob lagi and at the same time, ado lah sorang hadek Pinoy nih yang kiut lah jugak kan...semuanya berebut si Pinoy ni lah (aiyyoo kosser occay?? **matilaaaaa jeles!) termasuk si E-Dan, leyyy??? Siap dapat nombor tepon si Pinoy ni lagi... **pengsan!

Avang pulak haiyyoo asik asiklaa dok ambik kesempatan nak pegang tangan halus mulus si Pinoy nih..hiks...kelakar sundelzz! takpa... mak kan sporting, kau nak pegang ke, commolot ke, ikut suka hatilah..yang fenting, kau balik umah dengan haku! :P

Later on, we were so hungry so E-Dan suggested this one Malaysian restaurant that he spotted while ronda ronda kawasan Soho ittew (aiyyyooo ni ronda rondi cari apa nih? Cari teh tarik kah??? **oops!).

And what do you know? That was such a good suggestion to have dinner...nice cosy place and Halal as well! Not too bad for money either (and the quality was good too!).




Restoran Melati namanya...nama kampung sangat! Mak skerzz!!! Memang tempat ni tersorok sangat from the rest of Soho ittew...di tengah tengah sex shops bagai tu hah...***astaga (sambil urut urut dada lurah dendam mak!)

Si E-Dan dengan nasik lemaknya..biarkan biarkan! :P (Nasik lemak siap dengan ikan goreng dan udang tu hah..sedap, uols!)

Mak & Avang had roti canai with kuah kari for starters. Tengok tuh teh tarik! Yes!!! They have teh tarik too...maka termakbul lah doa si E-Dan nak teh tarik segelas!




Inniewlah menu utama mak - Nasi Istimewa namanya - siap dengan telur goreng, rendang daging, nasi goreng dan satay ayam daging dua cucuk. Memang sedap uols..walaupun kena bayar £7.00++ for that one plate of food.... oh well, London price lah uols!



Mrasa..lepas makan, tengok acara jantan tak pakai baju bertonggang langgang dalam bar..merembssssssssssss!!! ***matilaa nampak bonjolan!

*****lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (nanti mak letak gegambar jejanz menari tak pakai baju ni lagi nah??? Duiiiii)

Weekend In London (Part 1)

Well, dunnolah these past few days weols rasa cik gayah scene in Cambridge dosi makin ala ala lap kaki kaedahnya lately. Sekali sekala is okay kot, in my opinion but if you have to be in the same pub, dancing with the same kinda music every Friday Night, takke kau pun rasa nak muntah darah???? **matilaa emo tetiba noh?

That's why we took decision to party in London and in particular going to G.A.Y Astoria's "Camp Attack" yang every Friday night penuh dengan adik adik, abang abang dan akak akak menari nari to 70's, 80's & 90's music. Yes, we adore those era..great music, uols! Tu dinch sabar nak boogie woogie tuh!

So after arriving at King's Cross Station, we proceeded to Gt. Portland Street Station and walked towards Holiday Inn Regent's Park there. Of courselah kan sebab Avang ni kan Privelege Member katanya, so weols dapatlah kan upgrade to Excecutive Room kaedahnya...hah, kau ado??? ***mak naik jet pesawat prevet ke Monaco dulu naaa????

So first stop after that was - The Village yang penuh dengan penari go go boys poll dancing ittew. Hajat hati nak jumpa Abang Botak tapi dia kata dia busy buat skrip katanya. So mak pun sms lah balik kat dia:

"Can I be in your script then? Heheheheh x" ~~ kan?? Mrasa muka tak malu nak jadik porn star kaedahnya! Hiks!

So, Abang Botak came back with this message:

"Sure, you can be the naked cute boy in red speedos, have a good time. C U some other time xx"

Aiyyooo cute boy katanya..ishhkk mak womanz hapa!!! **ooops!!!

So sampai skang memang dinch jumpa pun Abang Botak ittew... oh well, his loss kan? **kekwat lagik!

BUT me & Avang had a gr8 time even on our first night there especially at The Village & G.A.Y!

A Go Go Boy hat yang nih non-ado nyer buat effort lelebey... goyang goyang pinggul jah..tu pun skettt jah! tapi dada bidang yaamat..mak skerzzz!

Hat yang ni comel yaamat... weols skerr. kann? Sempat dia pose pose chanteque kat mak bila mak dok flash the phone camera on to him. The next night, ado ORANG ITTEW laaaagilah berani ajak pose pose gesel gesel bahu ngan adik latino dancer nih! **merembsssss.... jadik bahan cikcapan katanya ***lariiiiiiiiiii!

Adik dancer inniew lah yang faling comel, chanteque dan pandai menari..the next night, he was wearing better underwear and quite revealing too..so nantikan gegambar ittew ye, uols???

Suasana on the 90's music floor - termasuk lelagu Ricky Martin, Cher, Madonna etc... merries uols!

Ni sapolah pulok menari sakan tak hengat nih??? Berani tayang lurah dendam lah pulok!

So like I said before, we paid only like £2.00 entry and then another £1.50 each for the cloakroom. So all in all quite cheap though the drink ain't cheap! BUT that's okay cuz I hardly drink ever!

We both went home by London's Night Bus back to our hotel around 3.15am early saturday morning....

Next day, ronda ronda London in sunshiny day and then, jumpa lah akhirnya dengan si E-Dan ittew...

Ahad pulak apo weols buat?? Mak tanak cakap lelebey but mak berjumpa lagi dengan Abang Lemang Bubblebutt and this time around mak yang pulak menge-TOP!!! ***matilahakuuuuuuuu. Tunggu gegambarnya uols!!! Hiks! Mrasa!

Matilaaaa Horizontal Jogging!

Hi uols, mrasa mak & Avang baru pulang dari London. Tiring yet fun weekend kaedahnya! **apa ntuh yang fun??? :P

Anyway, weols at last dapatlah kan bertemu mesra dengan E-Dan KB Divadeen ittew.... *** apa yang "E" tuh?? Ecstasy??? Exotic? Exquisite??? :)

Uols hui tak, sepanjang hampir 15 tahun mak kat bumi UK nih, never lah jejak kaki kat satu restoran Malaysia kat kawasan Soho yang bergelar Melati ittew but tonight, we did, thanks to E-Dan! Cemana E-dan hui nih??? Restoran tuh betul betul di tengah tengah tersorok kat kawasan sex shops, sex shows bagai..**oopsss lariiiii!!!!!

Ni apa kes?? Jogging atas bar kah pulak???? Mak nak horizontal jogginglah ngan adik latino inniew...**matilaa kedaung!

p/s Nantilah mak update lagi..letih ni, you!

Bella, thx so much for the call tetiba ittew..to Samasam, happy belated birthday to uols!!! Maafin mak kerna mak dinch hui! Miss Coco Chanel, nice to hear your voice again, darling! Selamat ber-threesome, nah?? **oops!

Kisah Abang Botak

Izuan, nah mrasa baca cerita fasal Abang Botak hari tu..aiyyoo very der basi noh cerita nih? Asik tertangguh jah!

Bebaru nih mak dapat e-mail inniew from him:

"Hi sexy, the party is tonight!

LA was good, just 5 days, business trip, sorting my film out with the production company, good to be home. When you in London again, would be good to see you, get you naked.

Have u got any photo's of you to send me, naked if poss, but no probs if not, have u got messenger???

Hope to hear from you soon.

xxx"

Kan...???? Nak tengok mak naked katanya..kalau mak naked kang lari tunggang langgang tak cukup tanah baru dia tahu! Hiks!

Kaedahnya that night masa mak jumpa dia tu kan, mak terpandanglah dia yangs edang memandang mak dengan bernafsu sekals, leyy?? **kekwat tak statement?

Mak pun kedaung yaamat lah jugak walaupun felik jugak sebab apa ke benda abang botak ni dok tengok? Tengok mak kah atau dok feeling feeling kedaung dengan bartenders kat sittew?

Lantas mak cakap hello dan hulur tangan mak kat dia. Dia terus cakap "I've been passing the bar 10 times - pssing you by...you're gorgeous!" Tu diah..gorgeous katanya..mak rasa tang gorgeous tuh sebab light kat dalam bar tuh agak dim..tu sebab nampak gorgeous; kalau idak, takde sapa pun nak tengok muka mak nih uols!!! Gegeh tu hah dok tawaf bar tuh sampai sepuluh kali katanya...

Lepas tuh sampai tak sudah dia asik puja puji mak. Mak pun apa lagi, memang seronoklah sangat kan.... ya lah, abang botak hensem..body pun fit lah jugak..aiyyoo merembsss... sayang mak dinch snappy gegambar ngan dia sebab masa tuh weols (mak, Avang, Rob & Caroline) dosi kalut nak gi tempat lain - they did not serve the drinks fast enuff kat sittew!

Lagipun sesuatuh sangatlah pulak nak snappy snappy truss walhal baru berjumpa..ishh nantilah lenkali mak jumpa dia lagi, mak snappy pose pose manja liuk lentuq ngan dia, nah?

Dia pun masa tuh asiklaa dok merabs rabs mak..held my body close to his. Masa bercakap pun ala ala macam nak commolot ngan mak lah pulak! ***which we did actually.... mrasa mak rasa malu depan Rob & Caroline!

Masa dok meraba tu (ni kat tengah tengah pub ni hah dengan ramai orangnya..haiyyoo matilaa muka tak malu hoh?) sempat dia ajak mak gi kat toilet kat basement tu..nak servis mak katanya..aiyyoo merembss mak. Nak servis pun takkan naks ervis kat sittew; tak manislah pulak kan?? **matilaa statement plastik!

Lagipun, Avang, Rob, Caroline pun ado kat sittew..ishhh takkan tetiba nak gi toilet buat projek ngan orang yang mak baru jumpa piula? Sangat tak perlu!

So sempatlah kan dia bagi kad dia kat mak. Hamboii rupanya dia ni direktor TV production uols...tapi nama kompeni dia ala ala bau bauan porno punyer company. Nak soh mak jadi aktor dia kah?? **matilaa perasan!

Dia cakap lenkali kalau mak datang London, mak kena gi umah dia...dan dia ajak mak sekals soh gi parti kat umah dia once dia balik dari Los Angeles nanti. Mak takdelah pulak bagitahu dia Avang ialah mak nyer boifren; mak cuma cakap mak ado boifren tapi weols ado open relationship.

Dia tak kisah... dia kata lenkali nak jumpa jugak mak...

Kann...terpana sangat lah pulak dengan mak..dengan commolot tak hengatnya..grabbing mak atas bawah bagai.... merembsss!!!!

Nantilah kot mak nak soh dia datang Cambridge pulak.... kalau dia nak sangat kat mak..hah kau mehlah sinih! :P

Tapi tatawlah kalau weols akan jumpa lagi; ye lah mak dok Cambridge, dia pulak kerja kat London.... susahlah!

Tu lah dia... ceritanya..takdelah vass sangat cuma mak tak biasalah pulak kena usha cenggini kat pubs kat UK ni...hiks!