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Pernah dengar tak lagu nih? Boney M kan??? Aiyyoo matiker mak kertu dok teringat lelagu lama sokmo?
Takdelah malam tadi very der fenin kapla weols dok cari cari dates for our next long weekend holiday - first being to Hamburg early May for our good friend's (Tommy & Helmut) birthday party. Ni pun belum book lagi nih walhal gigih ni nak pergi!
Then, actually the week before that, we have been planning to go to Sitges, Spain for three nights for ages. Nah, malam tadi lepas dok tercari cari Ryanair lah, Easyjet lah, British Airways lah... of course the cheapest would be using Ryanair from Stansted to Reus (Barcelona) but being Ryanair, the airport is bloody miles away from the real airport. Pulak tuh, from there (Reus) nak ke Sitges, is not direct at all.... kena pergi Reus town or Tarragona then take a train or bus to Sitges. Tu pun belum tentu bas/ tren kerap sangat!
So nak tak nak, kena naik Easyjet yang agak mahal ittew (nak naik British Airways pulak very der inconvenience pun sebab mrasa kena travel ke Heathrow nuh! Dahlah Motorway M25 tuh selalu sangat macam kesiyal!). The good thing is, we are flying direct to Barcelona - so I read there's plenty of mode of transportation to go to Sitges from there!
Hotel pun dosi book dos, right in the middle of all the bars and gay scene in Sitges.
Dengar khabarnya kat Sitges ado nudist beach dan banyak "aktiviti melampau" berlaku di sittew dan di dalam hutan kat sebelah pantai ittew...*oops!
(Siapakah orang ittew yang dos ke nudist beach/ park katanya di sebuah negara di Scandinavia.... khabarnya orang ittew kuat sekodeng masa ittew...mujur mata tak rabun pastuh hoh??? :P)
That means I have 20 days to get myself in shape! (Nudist beach ni nanti mobile phone mak nak letak kat mana hoh??? Lilit kat fefets kah???? :P)
Boleh ke tak boleh tu??? I hope bolehlah..... makan tu hah nak kena jaga..aiyoo kat ofis ni tiap tiap hari ada sangat cikki cikki tuh bawok kek lah, ceklat lah, gula gula lah.... terburai abess abdomenkiewww walaupun lengankieww inniew gagah perkasa! **ops!!!!
Maaf gambar inniew ad-dinch kena mengena dengan entry kali inniew but ada kena mengena dengan that certain program on Channel 5 on Thursday (tomorrow).
Ni ler gambar abang blonde lemang 6.5 inches sedang nak kena guna cream Enlargo ittew yang miraculously added up another inch to his length...merembsssssssssssssssss!!!
Nanti mak letak gambar lemangnyer sekals.....tunggu naaa???
(Selamba jah hat abang besar tu bagi krim kat janz blonde ittew...walhal janz blonde and another janz yg sorang lagi tuh tengah tak pakai suar tu hah!!! Selamba badak yaamat!)
Terkojut mak & Avang dua malam lepas sebab dok layan tengok sebuah dokumentari kat Channel 5 at 11.10pm yang diberi nama: A Girl's Guide To 21st Century Sex.
Yang terkejut tu bukan apa tapi sebab dengan selamba badaknya mereka tunjuk konek konek tegang dalam TV (it's not allowed kat TV UK ni tunjuk batang lemang tegang uols..kalau hat yang flaccid flaccid tu bolehlah jugak tapi kena lepas watershed time lah i.e after 9.00pm). Not just that, this program also showed three guys (2 of them very fit) got their erect cocks measured up (one of them was 6.5 inches and he's fucking hot as well!) and they were asked to try to use three methods of penis enlargement.
The hot guy who has 6.5 inches cock used the cream called Enlargo (or something) and dengan selamba badaknya TV dok tunjuk dia dok urut lemang dia kat situ jugak! **merembsss!!!! (rasa rasa tang tu jugak mak nak tolong dia urutkan lemangnya yang chanteque ittew...oops!)
The other fit guy was asked to use a penis pump (he has 5.5 inches cock - hot as hell as well).
Another guy (not fit) was asked to use somesort of device...dunno how to describe it..
Surprisingly after three months using those methods, two of the devices worked!
Actuallt the cream worked, uols! The guy with 6.5 inches had managed to extend his length to 7.5 inches!!! Mrasa!!! **pengsan truss! (tu pun dok tunjuk lagi tu diorang dok guna measure tape bagai masa lemang tuh mencanak canak, leyy???). The pump pun apparently worked as well.. dari 5.5 inches jadik 6.5 inches! **pheww what a scorcher!
Also dokumentari inniew tunjuk sorang cikki dengan selamba badaknya dok bercakap fasal dia masturbate dan also tun juk dia pun dok masturbate guna cermin bagai..haiyyooo perlukah??? :P
The most shocking thing was they showed how this straight couple having sex - oh yes, very graphic uols! Dipasangkan mini-camera at the base of the man's cock and also a mini camera inside this woman's vagina. So you could see the sex act sorong keluar masuk tu lah... **merembsss sebab jantan ittew hot as hell!
Yang faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaling shocking was when they showed the moment when the guy finally ejaculated his semen inside the girl's vagina...oh my God! Never before we seen such thing on UK TV!!!! ***pengsan trusss!!!!
Motiff ada gambar chimpanzees dok bertutjubans??? Actually they said that doggy style is the best position for those who have small manhoods. Ala ala kemasukan dalam secara maksima kot hoh??? Mrasa!!!
Tu diah..dok tunjuk erni kuar dengan banyaknya..hiks. Tu jantan tu nak guna "penis pump" tu hah...merembssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
The show (8 episodes in total) is shown on Channel 5 every Thursday at 11.10pm. p/s next week nyer episod katanya nak tunjuk cara cara membantu pasangan (janz) uols daripada menghadapi premature ejaculation. Mrasa aksi lemang mencanak lagi lah jawabnya!!!!
