Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Sitges: Playas del Muerto/ Muertes

Uols, mak pun fenin...diorang panggey Playas del Muertes kaa, Playas del Muerto kaaaa... ada guide tu sebut MUERTES..hat satu lagi sebut MUERTO.... tapi whateverlah kan..yang fenting, it's Playas Gay Nudista. Uols hui kah apa maksud MUERTO/ MUERTES nih?? DEAD - MATI!

**maaatilaa Laut Mati!!!!

Anyway uols, meh mak tunjuk gegambar masa kat Sitges' Playas del Muertes/ Muerto inniew. Oh ye, one more thing, how to pronounce SITGES????
Sitges is pronounced very much like 'Seechez' but say it very rapidly with the 'e' in 'chez' almost silent. Tapi not to worry cuz most Spanish could not even say it right either - maybe sebab dialek Castilllian (not Spanish language).

**oopsss matilaa melalut!

The best day "cuci cuci" mata was on Saturday where lots of weekend-goers came to Sitges to lay in the sun all day long. Kalau dinch pakai sun-tan lotion memang cari nahas lah tu!

I am still comtemplating whether to put the photo of uncensored "bayang bayang" or not... tengoklah nah... biat "water" kat blog ni tenang dulu, hiks **matilaaa kuat berkias!

Tapi mak rasa weekend from mid-April upwards till late Summer memang lots of people flock to Sitges. It's not easy to come to this Playas del Muerto/ Muertes nih..kena jalan kaki naik turun bukit lagi kaedahnya..mujur jah ada tanda tanda kat batu batu kat situ.

FACT: Korang hui tak Playas del Muerto/ Muertes inniew is the first gay nudist beach in THE WORLD since 1930 lagi! **hidup bapuk Sepanyol! **ops!




Mak skerr yang berdiri tu lah hanjengg.... bukan yang pakai baju dalam panas terik nih ***sesuatuh sangat semua bogel, dia sorang jah tutup litup!




Kannn... bukan pakcik pakcik jah hat suka bogel bogel kat nude beach ni; yang adik dan abang kendieww pun sama... **merembssssssssssssss




Keindahan alam semulajadi siap dengan pelbagai jenis dan saiz vontots, batu batu dan lemang lemang! Hiks.... **mak dinch berani nak hambek gambar lemang diorang lah uols...




Oopss... diakah pemilik bayang bayang cendawan ittew???? **mak pekop molot!!!!



Kann...dosi terbongkang pun! Yang jantan ni dan pasangannya selalu sangat dok pandang pandang mak tapi hmmmmm nothing happenlah... rugi sangat! **apa yang rugi tataw???




Like I said before in my previous entry, you do not usually have sex on the beach itself (although I beg to differ..OOPPSS!!!!!!!!!!!!) but you'd do it in the vast bushes right on the other side of the railway track. AND the photo above is one of the way to enter this "bushes" from the beach itself.

However you can do so too by crossing the railway track - very dangerous as uols know tapi weols tetaplah gegeh buatkan..**opss lagi!

Nantilah mak letak lagi gambar bebanyak... mak busylah nyah!!!!

p/s there's another nudist beach in Sitges called Playa dels Balmins but it's mixed nude beach and NO SEX PLEASE! Voley??? :P

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A Few Anecdotes From Sitges

Mrasalah korang baca rambling and mumbling mak kat sinniew semasa weols berada di Sitges baru baru inniew. Mutoh ija laaa mung semua selama seminggu nih sebab semuanya berkisar fasal Sitges ehehe...

1. There's a bar called XXL Bar in Sitges (XXL.. sesuatuh sangat nama dia..apa yang XXL??? Yang pasti bukan saiz baju mahupun celana!) and one of the bartender was always stark bollock naked whenever we're in there - no matter if the theme of the bar was underwear only or just normal bar. The funny thing was, the other night when we were in the other bar, we saw him with his clothes on. Like Avang said, we nearly could not recognise him with his clothes on!

I suppose, some people works with full clothes on but some people like this guy, goes to work with clothes on but take it off as soon as he's behind the bar!

2. Mostly all the gay bars in Sitges have their own "darkroom" for cruising purposes. Unfortunately when we were there, no one really used them..not sure why; perhaps the Spanish guys are as shy as English guys?? If this were to be in Germany or Belgium, it'd be heaving with guys looking for sesuap ciknek!
**ops!

BUT then I suppose, the guys in Sitges will go for "cruising" along the "gay beach" at the sea-front at night. Hmmm..how do I come to know this, you may wonder?? :P

3. It's funny how you can be mistaken as a local. That's just what happened to me when we were on the train to Barcelona from Sitges. There were a few tourists on this train too and as we both were about to get out of the train at Barcelona Sants Station, one of the guys in this group (mind you, he's cute!) asked me in Spanish. I just gave him that "terpinga-pinga" look. AND seconds after just froze there, I had to tell him "
Sorry..no entiendo...English please". Everybody in that group looked quite embarassed especially this guy (not to mention me who was quite embarassed as well!). As a matter of fact he wanted to know if Barcelona Sants would be the destination for them for central Barcelona of which I said yes (then you would have to use all the Metro Lines - chewah expert kununnya!). Later on when I over heard them talking, sounded like they're all French speaking.




I guess with two days sun-bathing on the beach in Sitges would make your skin turning quite dark and perhaps that made me looks like local people. Unless, he just assumed I could speak Spanish.... oh well, it's still funny though!

4. Playas del Muertes is a beach supposedly exclusive for gay people BUT on saturday when we were there, we were shocked to see a few women there...one even with fully clothes on (selamba badak berjalan tengah tengah semua jantan dok bervogel, leyy??) - little that we know that there were three enclaves of beaches there and 2 out of 3 are mixed nudist beach - only ONE is exclusively gay BUT even so, this woman was still there walking with her dogs along the beach to the rocks!

Ishhhh ni sah sah nak sekodeng weols tengah bogel nih (oopsss did I say that I had no clothes on either??? ***pekop molot!)




Tu terpampang besar gila tu hah.... tak gheti gheti lagi ke pompuan oiiiii??????????? **matilaa sasau!


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Oh ye, nak tahu apa isi kandungan sms Avang on the early morning of Saturday? dalam pening pening kepala dan runsing tak tentu hala ittew, tetiba dapat sms pakcik nih...

Dia cakap "
Hi I'm okay tsnks... but I can't get the front door key to work.... I might have to call you if I can't get in..." **kann..thanks dia eja tsnks...hiks

Lerrr patutlaa..tak dapat masuk hotel rupanya.. front door hotel memanglah kunci sebab takde pak guard. Tapi masa mak pakai guna kunci tu buleh pulok? So mak bergegas pakai baju bagai dan turun ke bawah nak tengok kalau Avang masih di muka pintu hotel. mak bukak... batang idung dia takde pun!

Haiyyoo mak pun dah panik semula dah tapi mujurlah, nampak jugak kelibat pakcik ni tengah berjalan menuju ke arah mak (agak terhoyong hayang sket). Sentapz taww dia senyum senyum pulak..kita ni runsing dok hengat nih!

Dia cakap kat mak memang dia gi cruising kat pantai pun...dapat pulak jantan sekor katanya, hensem lagi. Aiyyooo geramnya aku pakcik nih... patutlah try koling tak menjawab! Tengah mencikloi kah??
**ops!

Sebenornya dia nak bawak jantan tu balik ke bilik hotel (matilaa nak ber-threesome ngan mak kot) tapi disebabkan dia dinch boleh bukak pintu depan hotel, si jantan tu dah naik malas nak menunggu so dia terus pulang ke hotel 5-star dia (katanya lah!).

Tapi katakanlah jantan tu masuk hotel, mampukah mak nak ber-threesome bagai?? Mak masa tu tengah fenin!

p/s uols, mak maybe lambat skett hapdate these few days sebab banyak benda nak fikir dan nak di settle kan..... weols la ni tengah dok brain-stroming fikir fikir **matilaa ahlul-fikir

Anyway, tengok dulu gambar nih.... apa dia tataw???


**matilaa bayang bayang! Mak lari dulu naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

Rosemount Australian Fashion Week: Kirrily Johnston

Kirrily Johnston was a designer brand that seemed to be moving away from the much favoured new rave & 80's styles that were ever so present on Australian catwalks for the last few seasons.

This season, it seemed Kirrily Johnston washed off all that fluro for an almost Calvin Klein clean palette. Stark white sheets draped over grey Prada-esque thigh high socks. The palettes remained simple with whites, greys and black, which for Australian fashion is unusual, as summer is the embodiment of colour for most of the world, particularly Australians.

Neverthless, a lot of the Kirrily pieces were wearable, such as the fuschia party dress which is sure to sell well. Although the theme started off as with a wonderfully African Nomadic vibe, but then faded away into a confusing mix of disco, 80s and Miami beach life. It's as if she was trying mold a new image whilst still holding onto past expectations, that would cater for all.
Either way, the brands new image hinted at the style of Fashion Designer, Victoria Gazinskaya. The looks she wore throughout the Spring Summer 08 Fashion Shows, particularly that at the Nina Ricci Show, has an uncanny resemblance to the looks sported at the Kirrily Johnston. Gazinskaya an unpronounced muse perhaps?

Rosemount Australia Fashion Week: Zimmerman Runway

As some of you may know, Rosemount Australian Fashion Week has landed once again. As per usual nothing has really got me my heart racing. A lot of designers so far have stuck to the familiar and brought with them lashings of street style as opposed to high style.

I expected nothing more nor nothing less from the Spring/Summer 2008 Zimmerman Collection. It was all about Bikinis, bikinis bikinis. Although Zimmerman apparently make great bikinis, i think it is necessary for a designer to showcase pieces with a bit more substance in order to have the privilege of showcasing their collections on a runway.

However, Zimmerman did come up with little paisley dresses perfect for Australian summer days thus satisfying the desires of their beach bum Paris Hilton wannabes, whilst the beautifully designed wide leg pant brought a more mature city feel to the collection and in the process catering for a wider audience.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Sitges First Night: Gembira Bertukar Runsing

Memang very der sexcited yaamat nak ke Sitges ni nak nak bila dosi hui tempat ittew memang tempat bergaloknya kaum kaum mak ni hah! Lagi pulak siap ado nudist beach lagi.. haiyyoo mak dinch laa kan pernah bervogelan sama ngan kaum kaum mak kat beaches nih...now, this is the right time. Dah pergy gym bagai, why not lah kan??? **padahal six pack pun non-ado! Hiks....

But then who cares, nak gi beaches cenggini pun sebab you are very comfortable with your body kaedahnya..... tak kiralah slim kaa, fit kaa..sofa kaa..as long as you are okay with yourself!

So anyway, we flew with Easyjet this time around from London Luton (if we were to go with Ryanair, although the Stansted Airport is much nearer to where we live but the airport in Barcelona where they fly to, is not very convenient - nak nak kalau nak gi Sitges, laaagilah tak convenient!).





Tu diah, mak dosi bersiap sedia with Lonely Planet guidebook (matilaa guna pakai buku guide yang dosi 5 years old kaedahnya.... kedekut sangat nak beli hat baru!). In-flight magazine by easyjet ittew pun menarik jugak.... ada fasal Talinn (Estonia) & Tangier (Morocco). Mak pun baru perasan Easyjet does fly to Mykonos Island in Greece - mrasa weols nak ke sana one of these days too! Gay paradise katanya!




Tu hah approaching Barcelona... dengan Laut Mediterranean nan membiru sekals..chanteque!



After around 1 hour and 45 minutes, our flight safely arrived at Barcelona's el Prat Airport (walaupun masa nak mendarat tu mak oiii bumpy gilbabs!). The immigration passport check-point was also straight forward; no questions asked nor my passport was handled badly (compared to the Germans and Italians).

The photo was taken when we were waiting for the only bus service going to Sitges called Mon-Bus. We nearly about to take the taxi (cuz we've been waiting quite a long time for this bus) but thank God, we did not. Nak tahu kenapa??? Cuz if we were to take the taxi, we'd have paid around €60.00 compared to only €6.00 by using the bus for both of us. Extortianate yaamat harganya, nyah!!!





Our hotel room in Parrots Hotel. It's very convenient to all the bars and pubs we'd hit those three nights we were there and so very near the sea-front too. What more, it's also convenient to walk from the bus stop (using the coach from the Airport) to this hotel. AND the staff were very friendly too, not to mention some of them quite gorgeous as well. tak caya tanya Avang! Hiks....




Kan.... first evening pun dosi trusss pose pose kat laut... but mind you since it's just about to go into Summer, the sea was still cold and chilly (so was the wind).... jadiknya, pose pose je lah!



Depan pokok pun nak pose pose kangkang hoh???

Anyway that night we both went out to the pubs and made some new friends including this one particular guy from Zaragoza. He was quite drunk by the time the pubs we closed at 3.00am. He then jatuh nafsu pandang pertama kat one of the guys outside the pub (orang Belgium). Tapi disebabkan his English was not that brilliant, so he tried to make me talk to this Belgium guy. Tapi (tapi lagi!) Avang pulak yang ber-brok brek dengan Belgium guy inniew.. haiyyoo kacau daunlah cik Avang oiii!

Pastuh, ramai ramai gi ke sea-front nak "ambik angin" katanya... ha ye lah tu hambek angin kat sea-front memalam buta nih... tempat cruising tu uols, bukan tak tahu!

Last last mak berjaya cakap kat si Belgian inniew yang si polan ni nak sangat kat dia... so bergerak lah semula semua ke hotel weols. Berkebetulan si Belgian ni pun stayed at the same hotel like us. Maka berjayalah si polan dari Zaragoza inniew bermalam bersama si Belgian.

Avang pulak tetiba bagitahu mak dia nak ambik "angin" barang 10 minit...katanya! Mak aihh mak dosi malas nak layan pakcik ni..apatah lagi mak dosi keletihan nak berjalan jalan (jalang jalang kot??). So mak naik ke bilik hotel dan tidur...

Tapi mak dinch dapat tidurlah nyah, lepas 30 minit kot tidur, mak terjaga... Avang masih lagi belum balik ke hotel. mak try call dia, no answer! Mak sms dia, takde balasan! Haiyyooo dalam kepala mak dah macam macam dah nih - kena dera lah, kena rompaklah, kena bunuh lah (maaf, memang mak punyer kepala dah runsing gilbabs dah nih)...

Dekat dekat pukul 6.00am kot, baru mak dapat balasan Avang....

(bersambung....)

p/s PLS whoever yang prihatin sangat ngan keadaan diri mak ni, pls lah... I am who I am...I know it's hard for you to understand but this is me now. Mak dah membawa diri ke negara orang ni so that I won't be bothering uols anymore with my "gay stuff". I am here, I am queer, get used to it!

BUT thanks very much for your concern, prayers, advices etc...... very much appreciated

When the Sweater & the mini met...

In Australia, it's that awkward time of year. Autumn. No matter how long i stand outside or check the weather broadcasts, i never seem to get it right. The day starts off dark, rainy & windy so i wear a pair of jeans, jacket and a scarf, but by the end of the day the heats got me panting for dear life.
Nevertheless, this look that was sported by a attendee at the Ralph Lauren Fall 2008 Fashion Show, seems like a perfect fit for those in between days. The thick woollen jumper paired with an even thicker scarf plays with the delicate proportions of the mini, which remains sexy in a subtle manner. The look can be worn during the day by simply pairing with flats or keep it all vamped up like models strutting down the Richard Chai Runway with fabulous pair of high heeled ankle boots.

Campaign to Carey: Versace 2061 B

All that promotion for her new album seems to have paid off, with E=MC2 selling 436,000 albums in the first week. Mariah Carey is seen her promoting her album at the George V Hotel in Paris wearing a pink leather bomber jacket & a body hugging dress with visible thong lines and all.
She accessorised with her favourite Butterfly rings, M for Mariah necklace (really Mariah is spelt with an M!? Who would have thought...) and a pair of Versace 2061 B shield style sunglasses. These sunglasses were featured on Kate Moss and Carolyn Murphy in the stunning Versace eyewear campaign and needless to say they both looked smoking!

I think Mariah looks pretty good in them as well even when stacked up against these supermodels.
So who wore the Versace 2061 B sunglasses better? Kate, Carolyn or Mariah?

Beckham Likes the Booty

ahhhh you thought no one would notice didn't you Becks?? Here's a picture of David Beckham checking out the bootilicious offerings at yet another Basketball game. He seems to love the curvy types...

Speaking of the curvy types, Victoria Beckham (*cough, cough*) celebrated her 34th Birthday last week with a fine list of celebrities including Eva Longoria, P.Diddy, Katie Holmes & Kate Beckingsale. Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise wore sunglasses at night to shield themselves from the harsh UV rays of the moon?? Katie being the loyal friend she is, wore Victoria Beckhams DVB 3 sunglasses.

It was kind of random that Gwen Stefani & Usher showed up, but not one Spice Girl was in attendance...hmmm

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sitges in Memory

Hola todos! Como esta? Tu diah, dah mula dah kecek Sepanyol katanya....

Uols, we had arrived safely at London Luton around 7.00pm. How was our long weekend in Sitges??

It was absolutely amazing! Like Avang had said, the place exceeded his expectation..gituh..ala ala tengah buat review kerja for the year pulak!

Food, people, the weather, the place...very relaxing and very charming...

AND there's a big news for Avang as well - determining our future together... and it's gonna quite big too! It is heading towards our favour. Will tell that soon!



The nice pathway along the coast (romantic katanya..... hiks mrasa pegang pegang tangan noh?)




Playa del Muertes - the gay nudist beach in Sitges. Something happened here... who did what? What ever happened here?? Sabar dulu naaa???



OOpsss.. siapakah yang ter-"buat" aksi melampau di dalam woods area near that beach inniew??? ***mak lari dulu naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????

p/s Will update soon darlings! Have a nice week ahead..mak banyak kerja pulak noks!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Y Viva Espana!

Hola chicas and chicos! By de tarda, we both will be flying off to Barcelona's el Prat International Airport. This time around we won't be staying in Barcelona itself (been there done that kaedahnya leyy??? That was 5 years ago! Bloody hell! How time flies!).

Instead, we'll be going to the beach town of Sitges. Our gay friends had been there and we've heard so much nice stories from them - from the nice beach to the nice weather and from the nice relaxing time to the nice cute guys! **ops!

So I don't know if I will ever gonna have time to update this blog - perhaps when we both come back from our long weekend get-away, then I'll update together with the photos (I hope!).




Rata rata everybody I talked to, do not have the faintest idea where SITGES is..so here it is, the location of Sitges (near Barcelona). We have to get a bus if we wanna go there direct from el-Prat Airport. If we were to use a train, then we have to change somewhere... ohh berbelit jemari mak nak menenyeh nama tempat ittew!




The main Sitges town... chanteque noh fort or churchnyer inniew.... siap disimbahi pancaran cahaya mentari and ombak Laut Mediterranean!



Another photo of Sitges. Lovely! Hope I can snap some nice photos of the town and surroundings...




Talk about surroundings, this is one of the main reason I want to go there - to sample Playa del Muerto (nude beach exclusively for gay people). BUT to get here, there's not really a direct route..it's like you have to walk 45 minutes from the centre or take a taxi and stop somewhere and walk again... oh well, we'll find our way...

Apparently the bushes behind this beach is a notorious cruising area! **ops!



Kannn..... wanna see one of these! Jangan tetiba nampak yang hazzab udahler... terus terkulai layu jadiknya..**apa yang terkulai tataw???

Adios amigos... see uols soon and have a great weekend!

p/s Got my payslip today and guess what, my salary had decreased by £5.00.. yes, a fiver, a FIVE FUCKING POUNDS! Thx Gordon Brown! Just hope you won't use that to sponsor for the stuff happening in Iraq!!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dinner At Melati Restaurant, London

Nyah, mak ad-dinch masa lah..mak nak berkemas, meng-ironing bagai..esok lusa dah nak gi Sitges (Barcelona) dah.... mrasa! last time weols ke sana (Barcelona) was 2003 for my birthday. Ingat lagi masa tu USA sedang nak serang Baghdad kununnya ada Weapon of Mass Destruction.. hampeh pun tadak! Bahalol lah kau Bush! **opss matilaa emo tetiba!

Occay hari tu mak hanya tunjuk tulang ikan dan kulit ayam jah yang tinggal, kan? Nah..mak persembahkan makanan sedap di Melati Restaurant in Peter Street, Soho ittew....

Voley tak the owner of the restoran ittew siap tanya mak sambil pandang kat si K "Ini CINTA awak kah?" Hahhah nak tergelak rasa..pandai jugak noh mak pose pose jantan coverina bagai??? Hiks.... mak terpaksa cakap kat dia yang CINTA nya ialah K & Chris (tapi motiff mak dinch bagitahu mak & Avang pun CHENTA???? Matilaa CHENTA terlarang noh???)




Inilah starters weols - roti canai sekeping sorang (siap dengan kuah kari pedas), satay campur dan udang celur tepung (prawn tempura) . Sedap uols.... Cuba teka sapa makan paling banyak tapi tak bayar mahupun offer nak bayar sesen pun??? Ada sapa nak jawab???




Inilah menu utama mak - Nasi Ramas katanya..apa yang ramas tataw??? Telur nak ramas pun tadak?? *ops! Tapi sedaplah uols siap ada seketul ayam goreng, ikan goreng, udang dua ketul, nasi putih, kacang gorengdan sayur goreng. Ingat nak makan Nasi Istimewa or Mee Goreng Istimewa tapi malaslah.. hari tu dah try; elok try menu lain pulak kan?



Chris ordered Hainanese Chicken Rice (berkira jugak makan budak ni...tu halia tu tak jamah katanya..tak suka..eee menyampah taww!!!) dan K had Mee Goreng Istimewa sebab she loves noodles very much!



Ni Avang punyer... sempoi yaamat noh? Korma Ayam katanya tapi bakpe pulok kaler kuoh dia macang kaler kuoh kari pulok doh??? Tapi sedap jugak lah noks....




Oopss siapakah ini? Sempat hoh mamarazzi sambil makan makan... abang kendieww inniew tengah makan ngan kengkawan dia...sebelum duduk tu sempat tawww senyum senyum kat mak. Alaaaa senyum mesra jah kot... bukan nyer dia nak terkam mak pulak, kan???





Lepas makan, weols beronggeng kat Heaven (teringat pulak kat si E-Dan ittew...) ..ramai lah sungguh jejantans hansuarians kat sittew. Makan hati tawwww uols...diorang ni dok tayang body vass theyols..hishkkkk if only! BUT then, if you GOT IT why not flaunt it, kan????

"
Oh this year i'm off to Sunny Spain Y Viva Espana
I'm taking the Costa Brava 'plane Y Viva Espana
If you'd like to chat a matador, in some cool cabana
And meet senoritas by the score, Espana por favor"

**meet senoritas?? Mak nak meet SENORs laaa!!! :P

Monday, April 21, 2008

London Night Out

London - the reason weols went there was to celebrate K's birthday (K punyer birthday actually Tuesday 22nd April but since this weekend we're going away, so ittewlah sebabnya weols celebrate awal skett..)

Duit Avang uols hui berapa banyak habis??? £300!!!

Occay, memanglah berbaloi sebab untuk anak pompuan dia nan seorang ittew...tapi oleh kerna dia bawak sekals boifren dia yang dinch perlu ittew..hmm tu lah sebabnya sampai banyak sangat duit habis - mujur lah hotel Holiday Inn ittew weols dapat free jah..tengah tengah kota London pulak tu! Kau ado?? Non-ado!

Mak memang rasa nak naik angin actually tapi K dosi bagitahu Avang yang boifren dia tu ad-dinch duit katanya awal awal lagi...so memanglah Avang pun dosi prepared for that! Ni satu hal ni, cemana nak jaga anak pompuan orang kalau duit pun asik non-ado???? Memang dasar muka tak malu!

Anyway masa weols hangkut theyols from umah si boifren si K ittew, mak oiiii rumah dia macam kandang vavis uols!!! Avang ada cakap kat mak masa dia mula mula gi jumpa K kat rumah ittew and dia terangkan kat mak rumah tu penuh dengan bau bauan rokok dan haruman taik kucing, voley??? Memula mak hengat dia dRama Queen jah..tapi bila mak pergi sendiri, mak dapat saksikan dan cium sendiri bau bauan ittew.... memang meloyakan tekak!

Dahlah rumah ruang tamu tu berterabur... sapa tataw jaga umah tu. Kata mak si boifren tu ada kat umah tapi takda sapa pun bersihkan rumah ittew????

memang anggapan weols, K buat silap besar ni bila tinggal dengan boifren dia yang dinch perlu ittew... dahlah kerja bertukar (with less money) pastuh rumah pulak tunggang langgang bau taik! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Enough of that..yang fenting, we had a great time kat London walaupun budak tak perlu ittew tak offer langsung nak bayar apa apa pun... kata dah tak minum (arak) dah tapi tetiba bila gi pubs, dia minum jugak. Kununnya special occassion - besday si K.... cehh... cakap je lebih!

Ohh ada satu lagi benda yang dia tak bayar sesen pun - teksi back and forth from hotel to Soho...cittttt kecik kecik tanak mampos..... (uols sambung sendiri naaa...)





Inniewlah bilik weols yang telah di-upgrade-kan ittew..comel lah pattern bedsheet dia.... bilik pun best walaupun agak sejuk (sebab tak gheti nak tukar temperature, boleh gitu???)





Ni pose pose K dan Chris kat Melati Restaurant, Soho. Avang perabih £85.00 lebih kurang kat restoran ittew.... oh well, dia banyak duit you! Budak tak perlu tu jah yang takde duit nya! ***matilaa asik carutz "menantu" sendiri!




Kann..tup tup dosi habis makanan - tinggal tulang ikan & kulit ayam jah! Tulang ikan jangan makan kang tercekik...kulit ayam never ever to be eaten - kang BADAN JADIK SOFA!!!! :P



Lepas makan, apo laei, beronggeng ronggeng lah weols di heaven club ittew. Nak masuk club ni rega dia £12.00 tu pun Avang bayorkan untuk budak tak perlu ittew, voley????

Oopss sempat hoh mak mamarazzi janz topless hansuari inniew???? **merembsssssssss

Nanti mak update lagi naaaa.... busy uols... ye lah, sebagai surirumah yang mementingkan kerjaya, gym dan suasana rumahtangga...mana selalu ada masa nak tenyeh panjang panjang!!! **matilaa Miss Alasan!

Whatever it is, let us all ucapkan SELAMAT HARI JADI, ZUM GEBURTSTAG & HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our lovely and beautiful princess, K!!!


**mak sengaja potong muka budak tak perlu ittew.... baik mamarazzi truss jantan sebelah K yang tengah khayal tu..hehehhehehe

Designer Bags Now & Forever

Paying $2000+ for a single handbag may be inexcusable to some, considering perfectly fine disposable high street options are available. Yet, those who invest in at least one great quality handbag seem to have a sudden glimmer of glee, when 10 years down the track they realise the rent money they spent buying a frivolous material items, ain't so frivolous now.

At the Fall 2008/2009 Fashion Shows, fashionistas dugout their classic favourites with Chanel's gaining the most attention.
Although Victoria Beckham is not one to miss a mass trend, she has surpassed trendy "it bags" for timeless classics...can anyone say "Hermes"?? VB's got a eye for selecting dateless handbags from the Birkin to her new vintage Chanel and back to her current favourite Giambattista Valli bag.
Whether it be the Fendi Baguette, Louis Vuitton Speedy, Chanel 2.55 or the untouchable Hermes Birkin a classic bag will keep in style even when your daughters have daughters.

Julianne Moore Vogue Paris May 2008

This is why Vogue Paris is on top of them all. Would U.S Vogue have you questioning whether it is socially acceptable to be staring at a 47 year old woman's hoochie area on one of your favourite fashion magazines?

I never fail to be impressed by the covers of Parisian Vogue and that Julianne Moore was a great choice. I can't seem to tear my eyes away, the royal blue clashing with the fierce leopard print and red hair...oh and those jewels...like men looking at cars...makes me want to salivate...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Pole Dancing Boys of The Village Pub

Saturday evening - we went off to London together gether dengan anak tiri mak yang chanteque dan anggun ittew (mana lagi kuah takkan tumpah kalau tak ke nasik, hoh?? Matilaaaa mak veranganz! Hiks....) bersama sama juga dengan tunangan yang dinch perlunyer ittew....

Anyway, will story mory about that later but first of all, as usual if we go to London's Soho, haruslah kan weols melachor **ops di The Village Pub inniew to see fit boys strutting their stuff on the bar with the big pole in their hands (and I ain't talkin' about the "pole" in their undies, mind you!!!). Jangan jadik otak kotor!!!

I don't think I have seen any of these guys before.. the regular ones weren't here that night. Wonder if they've gone to toher venue - perhaps in London's Vauxhall area (we're still thinking about going to this area sampling the night life over there....dengar khabar lagi vass dan raunchy...siap ado naked dancing club katanya...**pengsan!)





Mak skerrr janz ni noks....tegar, kekar dan bidang sangat dada dan body dia...**merembsssss. Unfortunately he wore those - he should have worn the skimpy li'l number!





Yang ni pun comel dan nice body but ceklat sangat kaler dia...from Brazil kot hoh??? :P ***abang bartender tu kekarlah! **ops!




Oopsss Pakcik mana pulak ni tetiba shima nak jadi Pole Dancing boy??? Veranganlaa pakcik oiii!!!

Hahaah actually this picture was taken in Heaven night club in London on Saturday night bersempena dengan pre-birthday celebration for anak tiri mak si K ittew.

We had a blast time dancing and singing to the songs including Kylie's new single In My Arms
(absolutely lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeee this song!!!) - this is an instant hit all over Europe at the moment!

"How does it feel in my arms..... how does it feel in my arms....." gitu kata Kylie...

Tapi kalau mak ubah lirik dia...boleh jadi ginilah noks..nanti kalau diorang pasang lagu ni kat mana mana kelab kat seluruh dunia, please say this out loud, nah?? Especially kalau korang BOTTOM!!! LOL

"How does it feel in my arse...... how does it feel in my arse......" gitu kata mak!!!

**pechottttttttttttttttttt